Chapter 11 Riku the white Tiger Woods playing Tennis

"Well everybody!" Riku shouts marching into the living with his golf equipment, and outfit, on."I've decided to play golf!"

"Great you're a white Tiger Woods playing Tennis now!" Storm shouts as he changes the channel to wrestling." Well done!"

"A white Tiger Woods playing Tennis?" Sora asks raising an eyebrow.
"Blame NStorm for talking to white people," Storm replies.

"You know there's a tournament going on?" Namine asks.

"Yeah, and the award is one hundred thousand dollars," Roxas says texting with one hand, changing the channel to Friends with the other.

"We could use the money since neither of us have a job," Kairi says as Xion walks in wearing all red.

"Da hell you been, gir?" Storm asks.

"At my job!" Xion shouts walking to sit next to Storm." Axel hooked me up."

"You're so hip!" Riku chimes." Well, I'm out to become the greatest white Tiger Woods playing Tennis in history!"

Riku leaves as the theme song to Friends plays. Xion looks at Storm confused.

"A white Tiger Woods playing Tennis?" Xion asks as Storm shrugs.

"Well he must be good if he can play Tennis," Storm says.

Riku goes through 72 holes in one sitting. And by holes I mean donut holes. What holes do you think I'm talking about? Regular holes. HO-L-ES holes? Holmes? Although he does befriend Sherleck ? He's Riku.

"Riku I think that this is the one thousandth time that you've missed the hole in one," Sherleck Holmes says while sitting in the golf cart, sipping his tea.

"I just don't understand!" Riku shouts throwing his golf club on the ground in anger." I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A WHITE TIGER WOODS PLAYING TENNIS!"

"Riku how long did you think this would take?" A familiar voice says appearing out of nowhere.

"Xehanort!" Riku shouts summoning a sausage.

"Do not be so hasty, boy!" Xehanort shouts summoning a golf club." I'm not just an evil old man. I am here to help you-"

At a price, Riku thinks.

"At a price," Xehanort says giving an evil grin," you see I've been interested in a certain woman. Aqua. And-"

"You're a dirty old man, you know that?" Riku asks as Xehnanort laughs.

"Anyway, let us begin the training!"

And the two go through a montage that we can't explain. It involves looking at Aqua while she is doing numerous stuff, running away from her when she finds out, and others.

"Riku today's the day of the tournament," Xehanort says giving Riku a massage." Remember your training."

"Ma-Xehanort I don't think I can do this, due to the fact we barely trained. All we did was stalk Aqua and other young girls. Except for Namine," Riku says.

"Well she does have a boy as a friend, whom she sees as a romantic influence, but the boy doesn't know,"Xehanort replies somehow summing up Namine's problem in a sentence." But that's beside the point ma boy. I believe you have potential." Terra, with Aqua, stands at the spectator area." Unlike my OTHER PUPIL WHO CAN'T EVEN GET A PIECE OF THE LOVELY AQUA! I GOT ALL THE STUFF YOU NEED BABE! COME TASTE MY BROWN COCO RAINBOW!"

In response Aqua slowly tries to blend in with the crowd, hiding her embarrassment. Riku gets up and goes to play golf.

"GO RIKU!" Kairi shouts about five feet away from her friends, and right next to some fan girls. She turns her head to them, a crazy love struck look in her eyes." HE'S MINE! M-I-N-E MINE!"

"Is it that time of the month already?" Storm asks as Namine and Xion give him dirty looks.

"That's sexist," Namine says.

"Well you all say that all we care about is the area between our legs," Storm replies." I mean I don't care about that all the time. Sometimes I pay attention to my hair. Any longer and I'll be a girl."

"You kinda have a point, but that sounds more-"Xion begins as the crowd claps.

"MY MAN HIT A HOLE IN ONE!" Kairi shouts as the fan girls start rolling her eyes." OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I'LL SNATCH THAT WEAVE OUT YOUR HAIR!"

"This gone from sexist to racist in 3.5," Sora sighs giving his grin while trying to put his arm around Namine. She moves forward.

SEVENTEEN HOLES AND KAIRI FITS LATER…..

"All he needs is one more hole and we'll win!" Roxas shouts on the phone with Vanille." What? No, way!"

"And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when you wait too long to make your move," Storm says looking at a fake camera." Stay with your groove my friends."

"I think this chapter is trying to be the most interesting chapter in the world," Xion sighs as Namine's head falls on her shoulders.

"BORING!" Storm groans sitting Indian style dressed like an Indian." COME ON! LET'S SEE SOME BLOOD!"

Riku polishes his golf club as Xehanort does the same beside him.

"Well ma boy this is it!" Xehanort says doing his gestures between his words." The final battle."

Riku then pieces everything together." Wait so you-"

"YES!" Xehanort says having an…..outburst."YES! GGQSDGSUSADGJMDVHWKJLQEDFNSKDFVKJFBDSBYSYUFSSDBHJGSHYSYUFSSDBHJGSHDBVHJVNDBCVCVNBVSASDSKMGDFJNJHBFDJBVHJDFVJDFSBJFNDKBGNJKKGHHIUJFNGIJGHFKJGUIFGYUDGBIUDSGYUDGDUDBGFIUBIODIHBGIUBSOBWDETV8SIONEDEFIUFGTV8D6YXR392T7484943UC8H09534NCUCV4MNY95VBNCY9MAQUALETMETASTETHATWUFEURVIUOSVEWIUVYUDIFIUIDEFNIGERKLOHFIYEBVDECFDUYUSFSDCFGKJCGBGHLBG WHATCHAGONNADOWITHTHATBIGFATBUTTJIFHIFHVFHIDON'TKNOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!?"

Xehanort passes out, due to having about two gallons work of energy drinks so he could use his full power.

"Yep," Xion says," most interesting, and random, chapter in the story. The end should be greater than the beginning."