Chapter 13 Namine's Sister

Namine looks through the mail which consists of birth control pills sale, and fashion. One mail catches her eye and she opens it. There is another envelope.

"What the?" Namine asks opening the envelope.

Dear Namine,

Good news and bad news. The good news is that I've found your sister! That's right you have a sister! But does that mean Kairi has one due to the fact you two are the same? Bah, I don't know! The good news is that you ACTUALLY have a relative that's not a drama queen.

Finally, she can do girl stuff without talking about Riku! The two could be partners in crime and rule the world! Well start small like Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb! And then they could have the idiots-not Storm-as their slaves! She'd be more powerful than Xehanort! And that old man will suck her toes like the dirty man he is! But she remembers there's bad news.

What shall the bad news be for my little, blond haired sweetheart? You can tell I have a crush on you, but that's beside the point. You are a nobody that can feel emotions. You don't understand those emotions at times, but you have them. So your sister shall be like you. Except she's in control of her emotions, and says whatever the HELL is on her mind. Sounds great right!?"

Her dreams of domination go out the door. She can't deal with a straight forward sister. She'll reject her, and run away somewhere. Most likely to Storm.

Oh, and don't TRY TO HIDE OR REJECT HER! She is on her way here, and also knows EVERY POSSIBLE LOCATION YOU COULD GO! Yours truly helped her out, so you two could unite and have fun together. Just know NOT to mention that she has bigger breasts than all of the girls there. DON'T TALK ABOUT SEX OR SHE'LL START GIVING A DETAILED REPORT ON IT! BE EXTREMLY, and I mean EXTREMELY CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE SEXIST JOKES! Also she likes to take showers with people, so you have been warned. Oh, and PLEASE DON'T MENTION VANILLE! She loves VanilleX(whoever) couples and is a fan girl to Zack, Cloud, Leon/Squall and Roxas. Anyway, she should be here right now, so get out of that ugly brown and pink dress! THAT'S A DISGRACE!

Yours Truly,

Nstorm

P.S. Seriously take off that dress and put something else on.

Offended Namine takes off her des, and replaces it with a white tank top and shorts. Then she goes to the door where somebody is asking is there somebody in the house?

"Hold on a second!" Namine shouts opening the door.

Her jaw drops. Literally, to the floor like out of an anime. The girl is the splitting image of her-except she has short red hair, and green eyes. She is wearing a red tank top, blue jean shorts, and red sneakers. Her chest is a little bigger-actually WAY bigger than Xion's, Kairi's, and her's combined. She has to be as big as Aqua or Tifa. Even Terra maybe, but she doubt's it.

"Hey!" The girl says waving," are you….um." She takes a note out and looks at it." Namine?"

"Yeah, and I'm guessing you're the girl that Nstorm told me about," Namine says as the girl nods.

"I'm Saria!" Saria chimes as she hugs Namine." Sister!"

Namine, confused at the sight and situation, hugs her back. Roxas whistles trying to repair his phone with magic, but failing miserably.

"Anyway," Namine says as they break up the hug," come in!"

When she walks in and sees Roxas she nearly has a heart attack. Saria goes over to Roxas and starts to speak an alien langue. Namine grabs her by her arm and leads her to her room.

"THAT WAS ROXAS!" Saria shouts as Namine rolls her eyes.

"Yeah he's Roxas," Namine says as they reach her room.

Bob is on the table and has a confused…stance when Saria walks in. Namine goes over and rubs his head as if it's a real animal.

"She's my sister, Bob," Namine says as Saria laughs.

"You have a pet Venus Flytrap?" Saria says grinning," That's unusual sis!"

"Say what you will, but you're related to me," Namine says.

"Well that's not weird at all. I had a pet Barbie doll named Shelly," Saria replies as Namine chuckles.

"So what brings you here?" Namine asks.

"Well, after breaking free from my adopted parents, I traveled around the world looking for a place to stay. Then I met Xehanort where he tried to kidnap me. Luckily another traveler helped me, and ever since then I've been wondering if I'd find him again. I have to repay him."

So it's a he? Namine thinks.

"I also have power over wind, and light, but I can't do what you do sis," Saria sighs." I didn't even know HAD a sister. It feels good to finally have one."

And for one of the many first times in her life, Namine smiles.