Chapter 15 Toy Store Mayhem ( A Collectibles are Fun reference)
Note that I got this from reading fanfic. I don't own the idea of Plush dolls. I am-screw it I couldn't resist doing this.
"STOOOOOOOORRRRRRRMRMMMMMMMMMMM!" Xion shouts while walking down into the basement where a gate is in between the dryer and washer.
"WHA!?" Storm shouts unlocking and opening the gate.
"I need your help," Xion says as Storm stares blankly at her.
"You came down here, screaming as if you've been chased by a murder, interrupting my reading of The House of Hades, just to ask me for help?" Storm asks as she nods." Are you on your period?"
"NO!" Xion shouts covering her chest," it's not till another week."
"Xion what do you want?" Storm sighs putting his hands on the back of his head.
"Help!" Xion shouts making Storm slap his forehead.
"WHAT FOR!?" Storm shouts.
"I just need help," Xion replies.
Storm begins to walk back to his room when Xion jumps, missing his body, but grabs his ankle.
"PLEASE!" Xion shouts," I NEED YOUR HELP IN GETTING SOMETHING!"
"LET GO OF MY ANKLE!" Storm shouts trying to break free.
"HELP ME!" Xion shouts still refusing to say what she needs help.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO!? WHY CAN'T YOU GET NAMINE OR A GIRL TO HELP YOU!?"
"THEY'LL LAUGH AT ME!"
"WHY DOES IT MATTER?"
"CAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET THE NEW NAMINE PLUSH DOLL!"
Plush Doll? Storm thinks looking at Xion who is giving her puppy dog eyes. What crazy shit is Nstorm doing now?
"NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MY FRIENDS SAW ME GETTING A PLUSH DOLL!?"
"BUT I'M GETTING IT!"
"EXACTLY! THEY'LL THINK I'M A SISSY FOR HANGING OUT WITH A GIRL!"
Storm knows that this won't happen, but is using it as an excuse. He hates shopping for girl stuff.
"PLEASE HELP ME BIG DADDY!"
"FIRST OF ALL THAT SOUNDS WRONG AND SECOND I AIN'T YOUR DADDY!"
"How about Big S?"
"NO!"
"Pimp Daddy Storm?"
"May-" Storm thinks for a minute," NO!"
"STORM!PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLEASE-PLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"ALL IGHT!" Electricity flies off his body." I'll help you. But just this once."
"Yay!" Xion then jumps on Storm's upper body wrapping her legs around his hips." I love you, Storm."
"Okay,okay!" Storm tries to pry her off while she kisses him repeatedly." Just stop kissing me! I don't want to catch something!"
She looks at him with innocent eyes." But I'm clean."
"Can we just hurry up! This is starting to get on my nerves!"
"Okay baby."
"I AIN'T YOUR BABY!"
Storm, with Xion following behind him like a lost puppy, walks around town.
"What are we looking for again?" Storm asks Xion who is daydreaming." XION!"
"Huh?" Xion asks looking at Storm." What's wrong, S?"
"Don't call me that," Storm replies.
"Okay Big Pimp Daddy Storm," Xion says as Storm sighs.
"What are we looking for again?" Storm asks.
"A toy store!" Xion chimes as Storm pinches the bridge between his nose.
"Why-you know what, why don't we ask somebody?"
They walk up to a black guy with an afro who is wearing a hoodie.
"Excuse me, do you know where the toy store is?" Storm asks.
The guy jumps into the air and when he lands on the ground he starts crumping to the right.
"So go right?" Storm asks as the guy nods pointing his lips out." Then what?"
He enters another crump then points up.
"Go straight now what?"
Again he crumps to the left.
"Okay thank you."
AS the two leave Xion becomes confused.
"Did you just get served?" Xion asks.
Storm scratches his head." I think so."
Storm and Xion arrive at the toy store which has a long line stretching about twenty blocks.
All this for some Plush Dolls, Storm thinks as they cut in line at the entrance.
"HEY!" Someone shouts from about twelve places down.
"Hey what?" Storm asks turning around.
"NO CUTTING!" The man shouts as Storm scoffs.
"What're you like five?" Storm asks.
"Just because you're young doesn't mean you can cut in line, girly!" The man shouts.
"FOR YOUR INFO I'M A GUY!" Storm shouts.
"Calm down Big Daddy," Xion says putting a hand on his arm.
"SHUT UP!" Storm shouts," BOTH OF YOU!"
"YOU SHUT UP YOU UGLY TRANS-" The guy begins but is blown into the sky by a bolt of lightning.
"Anyway, how long do we have to wait?" Storm asks Xion.
"I don't know I think twelve days," Xion guesses.
"TWELVE DAYS!?" Storm shouts.
"You're lucky!"Somone shouts from the front of the line." Some of his have been waiting for twenty days!"
"Besides if you get bored you can touch me whoever you want," Xion says with a straight face.
"Not sure whether to response or scream. Instead I'll just wait till later.
A day later...
"Xion I don't think that beating her up is gonna solve anything," Storm sighs.
"Well It's that or I kill myself," Xion says shrugging.
"Not that either. Look you're a pretty girl and-" Storm begins.
"Are you flirting with me?" Xion asks swinging slightly.
Storm draws one of his swords and holds it out to the man behind them.
"Go ahead," Storm says bending his neck down," right on the neck."
Four days counting the first later...
"Roxas is not going to break up with Vanille anytime soon," Storm sighs.
"But what do I do!?" Xion whines like a little girl.
"Move on and find someone else," Storm suggests.
"Are you telling me you're single?" Xion asks looking at Storm.
I don't get paid enough for this, Storm thinks crossing his arms over his chest, hopefully I can get my story kicked off, and become like every other thing on this site.
Five days from the first five later...
"Grabbing a guy's penis does not mean he will go out with you," Storm sighs after Xion did that to the guy in front of them.
"Then can I flirt with him or grab his butt?" Xion asks as Storm's eyes look to the sides.
"As long as he has an ass and is flirtable, knock yourself o-AH!" Storm replies when Xion grabs his ass.
"In my defense you did say 'As long as he has an ass, and is flirtable, knock yourself out," Xion counters before Storm opens his mouth.
I got to learn to say no sometimes, Storm thinks.
Two days later...
"STORM!" Xion shouts at Storm who is awake." WAKE UP!"
"I am up," Storm replies blankly.
"I WANNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO GET THE DOLL!" Xion says stepping out of line." SO GOOD LUCK!"
"You little bi-AHHHHHHH!" Storm begins but is carried off by the wave of people.
Inside the doors people rush to get a doll. And some trample Storm who slowly gets mad.
ZZZZZZZZZZZ-BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Storm walks out of the shop, with a shopping bag in his hand, covered in foot prints.
"Let's go home," Storm groans.
"C'mon Storm!" Xion chimes as the duo is in her room. She has a Plush Doll of herself in one her hands."Play with me!"
"You have the mind of a three-year old sometimes," Storm sighs looking at a shelf cluttered with Plush Dolls." How many do you have?"
"Every Kingdom Hearts character-including the special editions-and all Final Fantasy 7,8, and 13 characters," Xion replies with the Namine plush doll in her other hand." C'mon I'll let you play with Namine!"
"No thanks," Storm refuses scratching his head," maybe if you called Nstorm he would play."
"You're no fun!" Plush-Xion pouted crossing her arms.
Plush-Namine puts a hand on Plush-Xion's shoulder." Don't worry,Xion, real friends stick together."
The two Plush Dolls hug as Storm becomes creeped out.
"Well, I better get going before this becomes CAH- Creepy As Hell," Storm says.
"But I was going to bring out Plush-Storm!" Xion whines pulling a Plush-Storm out from the covers.
"Who made that anyway?" Storm asks.
"Namine and Saria," Xion replies.
"NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!" Storm shouts walking out of the room.
Plush-Xion and Plush-Storm kiss as Plush-Namine looks at the ground.