Letter 15
Dear Law,
So I asked Nami who's Trafalgar Law and then she showed me a very tall guy with white spotted hat and it looks so fluffy! You're not bald but you have hairs in your chin and cheeks? Dunno what it's called… But still you look awesome! Also, you have these two cool earrings, pierced in your both ears. Before you react, Please listen to me… I mean read my explanation first. I'm really curious to know what my friend looks like, so I went to see you. Besides, you didn't tell me that "I can't see you" but just "don't meet you".
I'm not disappointed because you're really good-looking. You look like a Desert Prince in that sissy animated movie but you're so skinny. Eat lots of meats and sleep well! I noticed the dark circles under your eye. It can't be a mascuerade since men don't wear make-ups… except for Basil Hawkins. He's your friend, right?
Luffy
PS. You're friends with Eustass Kidd, too? I'm sorry but Nami said he's annoying. He keeps on hitting to my friend, Nami. She said that his name on her phone is Eustass-hole. He keeps on texting her, hey sexy with a smiley face.
Luffy-ya,
I'm not really offended for what you guys think of Eustass-ya, he's really an asshole after all and most of the times he can be really annoying. He had a thing to red-heads and Nami happened to be one, plus her body is really sexy, So I apologized for Eustass-ya's rudeness to your friend even if it's two years ago. Eustass-ya is married now to his work so there wouldn't be red-headed women that would be annoyed by Eustass-ya.
I'm not mad but I'm just worried about your safety. It's not like I don't want to meet you and be friends with you but my life two years ago is not what it looks like as you can see. I'm a dangerous person two years ago so stay away.
T. Law
PS. I'm serious Luffy-ya, don't get involve.