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Warning: probable OOCness…
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Going back, I present to you chapter 3!
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Chapter 3: Groupings
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"… Those people who have the container with a marble inside that reacted with them are cloud element… cloud attribute rather, has the ability to propagate or to multiply. The cloud element holds the color purple. The live flame has the rain attribute. It is represented with the color blue; the rain has the ability of tranquility (Wao! it rhymed :D). Next is the transparent globe. The transparent globe has the ability of creating nothing to something and vice-versa or as we call it recreation. It is represented with the color indigo and that is the mist attribute. The ripped leaf is a sun attribute. The sun attribute has the activation ability and is represented with a color yellow. The cotton is a lightning attribute. It has the ability to solidify and is represented by the color green."
Lal then sighed after that heck-of-a-long explanation. She eyed a student that was hesitating whether to raise her hand or not. "You, girl with blonde hair. Speak." The infant ordered.
"Ah! Uhh… eto… Ahh… it's just that…"
"What?!"
The student flinches. "The arc with no color!"
"That…" Lal gave a thoughtful hum before giving her answer. "The arc reacted with no one. With that said, there is no reason to tell why."
"EHH?! WHY?!" The class chorused.
Tick mark "The arc didn't react with anybody!" The blue-haired infant fired more shots in the air.
"Lambo don't!"
"Gyahahaha! This candy is Lambo-san's candy!"
They heard the pitter-patter of feet coming closer and closer and…
BANG!
The door to the room blasted open. It seems that Lambo used his grenades just to get away from I-pin. "This is all Lambo-san's!"
"Lambo! Share!"
They ran in circles. "Gyahahaha! Lambo-san will give you candies if you become his underling!" The cow child paused and slapped his butt annoyingly towards I-pin.
Tick mark
"Lambo! Don't be greedy!" The Chinese girl tried to land a kick towards Lambo.
Huge tick mark
"Lambo-san found this!"
Huge throbbing tick mark
I-pin became annoyed and irritated "GYOZA FIST!" A huge puff appeared and landed on Lambo. The cow child came flying across the room and landed on the table with the seven equipments. The marble with the marble inside broke. The flame went out. The stone and cotton fell down. The ripped leaf was severed into two. The transparent globe shattered and the arc with no color landed on someone.
SNAP!
"GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!" Lal aimed her gun at the two kids. I-pin bowed and apologized then pulled the unconscious Lambo by the tail.
"The arc reacted with me…"
Everyone looked at that person.
"!" The infant's eyes widened in surprise and disbelief. "Aren't you…"
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"So… What are you doing in my room?" Tsuna asks. He was in a bad mood because of a certain infant who HAD to barge in while he was sleeping, and he was having a nice dream at that…
"Stop giving that face, Sawada. I'm just here to say that you have a student." Lal explained. "That and you have new paperwork waiting in the office…" Tsuna paled. "I have paperworks..? Again? WHY?!"
"The cow brat and the Chinese girl…" the infant bluntly replied.
Tsuna massaged his temples. Knowing I-pin and Lambo, they probably broke something expensive or even worse a prototype… "What about the other groups?"
"They should be on their way to their respective group masters…"
"On their way..? Oh yeah… who's my student?"
"It's…"
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-CLOUD GROUP-
"YOSH! CLOUD GROUP! THIS WAY!" Osamu pointed to his left while the other was holding a map. He looked like he was not good with reading maps and was only guessing which way is which.
"Oi, oi, Osamu do you even know where you're going?" One of his group mates asked. He has a bleached hair, his name is Ichigo Kurosaki (A/N:Hahaha… I can't think of any other names so expect more familiar ones as this continues… :D)
"He's right, he's right! You're just guessing which is which! Let me take a look at the map!" A girl snatched the map right out of Osamu's hands. She is a girl with blonde hair, and a white ribbon on top. She is Rin Kagamine. (A/N: Told 'ya ;P)
"What the heck are you doing?!" Osamu tugged the map back but Rin kept on opposing. "Give me back the map!"
"NOO~! Osamu can't read maps!"
"Shut up stupid Blondie!"
"Hey stop that! The two of you are going to rip the map!" The last group member interrupted. A girl with a boyish cut and eyeglasses that seems to hide her eyes named Shizuku.
The girl was ignored and the two continued to tug the map.
"I'm the leader so I read the map!"
"NO! You're too dumb to read maps!"
RIIIPPPP!
The map split into two. Those two exchanged glances with each other before nodding. "What are you two up to..?" Ichigo inquires. Osamu and Rin crumple the map and throw it somewhere.
"When you're in a mansion it's best to explore first!" Osamu nonchalantly says and walks a random path with Rin tailing behind. Ichigo and Shizuku had to sweat drop at their careless manners.
"Didn't the weird baby say 'not to be late'..?" The girl asks.
"Yes, and she said 'try not to get lost'…" Ichigo answers.
They sighed at the same time and followed those two who wandered off… As if they were in a maze, they keep on ending up in a dead end or a locked door. Walking down another path, they saw a gigantic mahogany twin door. The curious Osamu tip-toed to the door and slightly opened it.
"Decimo, the forest behind Vongola HQ is filled with assassins. Are you sure you want to go?" A servant in clad black asked.
"There's nothing wrong with going there." Decimo replied; he put his chin on top of his laced fingers.
"BUT WE ARE FACING A MORE DANGEROUS SITUATION!" The servant reminded
"So you're questioning me now?" Decimo raised a brow.
"Decimo please reconsider it!" The man in clad black persuaded
"DO YOU THINK I'M DUMB ENOUGH TO LET THEM ENTER THE BATTLE FIELD AND WASTE THEIR LIVES OUT THERE!" Decimo or Tsuna slammed his hands on the desk as he angrily retorted back at his persistent servant. The eavesdroppers outside the room jerked a bit, they were also surprised to see that the Dame-Tsuna they know is the complete opposite of who they are seeing right now. The one they see is calm, powerful, strong, and mature; and to think that he's also speaking a different language. Unlike the one that they see at school, he is no good, clumsy and weak.
"… It's because…" The servant mumbles
"Because what?"
"…"
"Speak up."
"The assassins… the assassins hold an very incurable disease…"
"And that would be..?"
"The Dokuro disease."
"The Dokuro disease… Don't worry about that. I have experienced that already so let me go…" Tsuna inwardly smirk. He remembered the time he got that disease. As he remembered that the disease only happens once you enter dying will mode too many times… 'How can they give the disease?' He wondered
"!" "Very well then I shall not intervene your path" The man in clad black bows. Tsuna sighs and looks at the door.
"You should come out too, Osamu, Rin, Shizuku-san and Kurosaki-san" The said ones who were listening by the door fell down and stacked.
"Ahahahaha…" Osamu nervously laughed. "So… do you know where Nezu-sensei is?" He asks, hoping to avoid the question 'why are you here and not in the cloud room?'
"Nezu-sensei? Ah… you mean my student?" Tsuna answers.
"YOUR STUDENT?!" the cloud group chorused.
"Didn't Lal tell you my attribute or my guardians' attribute or who my guardians are or …she didn't tell you did she?" They all nodded. The brunet sighs and rubs his temples. "E-to… Shizuku-san, what group are you?"
The said girl adjusts her glasses. "We are in the cloud group…" Tsuna paled for an instant. He pats the girl's shoulders "I pity your group…" He sighs for a while "But don't you worry! I'm sure he'll go easy on you!" He says reassuringly causing Shizuku and the group to sweat drop.
Tsuna goes to his desk and pick up another map "Shizuku-san, I'm counting on you to lead the group to the cloud room. Promise me that you won't let Osamu or Rin touch the map just to be thrown and crumpled."
"How did you?"
"I have my sources." The brunet smiles "Now go or He'll bite your group to death."
When the group heard the awfully familiar catchphrase 'Bite you to death' they instantly knew who the cloud guardian is. They ran to where ever Shizuku was leading them.
Tsuna watch their retreating figures before he goes back to the office. He really can't wait to go to the forest; in fact he wants to go now. Or for better, he'll go now so that the assassins won't beat him to it. He opens the window in his office and enters HDWM and flies to the forest.
-BACK TO THE GROUP-
Thanks to Shizuku's great map reading skills, they finally found the cloud room. The room was very spacious and has similarity to the training room, except that the room they're in has some big blocks in the way.
"All of you, for being thirty minutes late. Kamikorosu!"
And then the poor souls were bitten to death…
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~LIGHTNING GROUP~
"I can't believe we're following a brat…" Kiseki Shintarou muttered.
"Gyahahaha! Follow Lambo-san!"
"Somehow this is demotivating…" Haku Yowane, a girl with silver hair tied into a low pony tail and an ahoge on top of his hair, said. She has her back slumped and lazily slides her feet… as if she has hangover.
"Why are we following this kid anyway?" Oga Tatsumi asks, putting his hands behind his head.
"Don't you remember? That kid Lal told us…" The last member in the group said. She is Lucy.
-FLASHBACK-
After I-pin dragged the unconscious Lambo…
"Listen up! The cotton or the lightning group will be following the cow brat." Lal declared.
"EHH~?!Why are going to follow that brat! That's a pain…" Oga complained.
"Shut up!" the infant shot a bullet, grazing the man's cheek.
"Ahhh…Fine, fine, we'll follow the annoying brat! What's so special with that brat anyway?" He complained. Lal smirked "There will be a time for you to know."
"WHY?!"
*TICK MARK* "Shut up!"
-END OF FLASHBACK-
"When you stop and think about it, Oga-kun… it's your entire fault…" Lucy points out.
"And why is it my fault?"
"You're too annoying!"
"How is annoying being my fault?!"
"The two of you shut up..! It's giving me a headache..!" Haku complains.
"How old are you exactly?"
"I have no reason to tell you my age." The silverette immediately replied
"GUPYA! DON'T IGNORE LAMBO-SAN!" the cow child shouted. "Lambo-san says we go this way!" he pointed to his right, then to the right again, then to right again, then another turn to the right, then pauses at the same door they stopped awhile ago. "GYAHAHAHA! LAMBO-SAN FOUND THE ROOM!" the cow child proudly said.
"WHY DID WE GO ON CIRCLES IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"
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-RAIN GROUP-
"Ya-Yamamoto-san… A-are you really our leader for this group?" Saotome timidly asks as she twirls her hair.
"Hm? Ah! Yes! I'm the leader for the rain group." Yamamoto replied.
"Ne! Ne! Yamamoto-kun, where is the room for the rain group?" One of his fans, Yuki Nagasaki, playfully asks. Yamamoto sheepishly grinned at her direction and scratches his cheek "I don't really know."
"EHH~? How will we go then?" Another Yamamoto fan, Rumi Amato, also playfully whined. She went close to the baseball-star and held his sleeve. "Ahahaha… I guess we'll be guessing our way…" he guesses :D
"Yamamoto-san is so lucky with the girls ne~" Gakupo Kamui commented.
"I know…" Toshiro agreed.
"Oi, oi, don't be so glum. You won't know until you find the right one for you…" Gray lightly reprimanded.
"Just because you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean you can lecture us with your love thing…" Gakupo dismayingly said.
"Come to think of it… Oi, Yamamoto, how did you end up with us anyway?" Toshiro asked.
"I just got out of the toilet then after a couple of turns, I got lost then since I saw this group, I decided to join you because… I don't know… maybe because I'd rather tell them that I got lost while helping a group than I lost after I went out of the toilet…" The baseball star concluded. He saw the deadpan at him, but he just laughed it off. Yamamoto suddenly stopped laughing, the group tensed when he stopped laughing. "It just hit me, do you have a map?"
Duh. It looked like the group just realized it. Saotome took out a folded piece of paper; she unfolded and revealed a map of the mansion. "I forgot that Lal-san gave each group a map… A-he!" She lightly knocked her head, winks and let out her tongue. *Cue the multi-sweat drops*
"Why did you hide the map and forget it?" The white haired man (boy?) asked, his brows twitching non-stop.
"I-I didn't mean to forget it and… and… and…" Saotome frets over the map then Toshiro tugs it "I'll lead, the rest will follow."
"Hahaha, that's a good thing. I don't know how to read maps!" Yamamoto merrily said.
… And so, they found the rain room without any further casualties.
-SUN GROUP-
The sun group consists of five members, two girls and three boys. Their names are Michi, Kagome Kaeda, Yoshii Akihisa, Kazuyoshi Usui, and Kiyoteru Hiyama. They are the only group that managed to go to the sun room without getting lost. The sun shines brightly and shows the path… In other words Ryohei's extreme shout of 'EXTREME' was loud enough to follow…
-STORM GROUP-
"HEY THE TWO OF YOU! LISTEN AND STOP FOOLING AROUND!" Misaki pointed to the two of her group mates. The said group mates were fighting with each other because one said that her hairstyle is weird while the other one said that her hair color was unnatural. The said two kept on fighting and ignored their leader. Imaginary horns grew out of Misaki's and forcefully stopped them from fighting.
"MIKU! NERU! I SAID STOP FOOLING AROUND!" The leader said in a demonic voice. The two stopped fighting and became chibis at that. "And now let's go back to finding the storm room… but this place sure is big… it reminds me of another school…" She looks at the map then pauses to see the other members of her group are lazing around. "Mizutani… Sakuno… Rei… Takao… STOP LAZING AROUND AND MOVE YOUR BUTTS!" She kicked the remaining four and like what happened to Miku and Neru, they turned into chibis and got dragged by their leader.
'I conclude that dragging people is the best when they are annoying…'
Misaki memorized the map before she throws it away. She found the storm room. The storm room is found behind the giant metal door. As she opens it, she hears someone playing the piano then abruptly stops when he heard the door creak.
"You're late."
"Ahahaha… Gokudera-san… you're our element leader?" Misaki asked, she had a bead of sweat forming at her left cheek.
"Yes, what of it?" Gokudera scowled. "Hurry and get yourself inside and to whatever you are holding!" he ordered.
-MIST GROUP-
"How did we end up in a forest?" Kouga annoyingly asked his other two group mates. They were walking at a straight path given by someone and as they walked the path, the forest trees got thicker and looked like it was getting darker as if it was night already. "And why are we in a forest anyway?" he whined.
"Shut up. We are in a forest because someone used the map as a wipe!" The other member, Hibiki Kanzawa, hissed. He remembered one of his group mates feeling a stomachache and they were forced to go to the toilet but utterly failed because they got lost, then coincidentally found the back door that led them to the forest. Their said 'group' mate rushed behind one of the trees and moments later an awful stench appeared. Of course, in a forest there is no tissue available so they had to sacrifice their one and only map… Then saw someone from the shadows and made a path for them to follow…
"It can't be helped! I can't just hold it in! What would've happened if I let it out in my pants?!" The last member, Kaito, complained
"AHHH! STOP! STOP! STOP! That's gross man!"
"What? Can't a man talk about his stomach and his poop?"
"No really! Stop it gross!" Hibiki feverishly waved his hand.
"Fine, fine… maybe it's because of the ice cream…" Kaito wondered
"I'm going to kill you…" Hibiki gritted his teeth. "Wait, no, no, no…I'm good, I'm good!" Kaito backed.
"Wait! No! STOP! You're going to kill me!" They heard someone shout in a distance. They rushed to where it came from. A blinding flash of light came. They saw a familiar brunet throwing knives at someone who was attached to a giant spinning wheel and the hairstyle seems to be familiar…
"Mukuro, I did tell you last time that you'll be receiving a more drastic one when you return…" The brunet threw another knife and landed just above/below the crotch of the poor victim.
The group went nearer the two. They saw that it was Tsuna, who was throwing knives, and Mukuro, who was tied to a huge spinning wheel.
'Isn't that… DAME-TSUNA!?'
'Who's the pineapple man?'
'OOCness…'
"Who's there?!" The group flinches and shows themselves. The three were nervous and scared to what the brunet might do to them. "Oh… it'd just you three…" He throws another knife, grazing one side of Mukuro's cheek. "Why are you in the forest? Going outside is prohibited… what would've happened if the assassins got you—nevermind what I just said…" Tsuna waved it off so they won't go into a panic. "By the way… What group are you?"
"We are… the Mist group…"
"Hee~ You're the mist group… Listen… uhh… Ahahaha… how should I put this…"
"So embarrassing~ you bit your tongue one time when you Ku fufu'ed"
"What was that?" Kaito asked.
"So embarrassing~ your trident fell-off one time when you stroke an enemy!"
"Where is that coming from?" Kouga looked around, hoping to find that voice. He saw the man tied to the wheel blushing in embarrassment and eyes twitching from it. "Aren't you… Mukuro? You're Mukuro right? You're the English student teacher, and what's that?" He moved closer and pointed to a uniquely designed skull that is somewhat similar to the design from Chrome's eye patch and boots which was on his forehead.
"That's the Dokuro disease." Tsuna pointed out. Kouga drew back his finger "Is it contagious." He shakily asks.
"Wait… Dokuro? Did the disease come from Chrome?" Hibiki carefully questioned.
"Kufufu… don't you dare accuse my Chrome of—"
"So embarrassing~! You accidentally saw Chrome Dokuro naked and got beaten to a pulp!" they all sweat dropped. Tsuna cleared his throat "The thing is… Mukuro over here and Chrome will be your leader in the Mist group… And before I forget, how did you end up in the forest?"
"I'll explain!" Kaito volunteered. "We were supposed to be finding the Mist room. I suddenly had this bad feeling in my stomach. We tried to find the toilet but we got lost, we wandered the mansion and luckily found the back door! When we got out, I rushed to the back of one tree and there I pooped. There was no tissue paper so I asked for the map then after that someone from the shadow appeared and gave a path then it led us here!" he then proudly smiled. Tsuna nodded and at the same time felt disgusted.
"It's really gross when you think about it." Hibiki commented. "And don't forget the smell of when my poop got out!" Kaito chirped. "UGH! You're a very gross and disgusting man!"
"Kufufu… Tsunayoshi-kun when are you going to release me from this wheel? When are you going back to your office? Don't you have a student as well?" Mukuro said.
"Alright… I'll let you down…" The brunet agreed "AH! And before I forget if you don't remove the Dokuro disease by sunset, you will die…" He reminded 'Just kidding~!'
Mukuro hid his panic and kept a straight face. "Tsunayoshi-kun, if I die, I'll haunt you forever…"
"Just now, so embarrassing~! You panicked for the first time!"
"Tsunayoshi-kun… is the Dokuro disease really like this?" Tsuna nodded. "It will tell every embarrassing thing that has something to do with you." The brunet walks to Mukuro and removes the straps, causing the pineapple man to fall. "Mukuro, lead those students to the Mist room, I'm sure Chrome is waiting there." Then they walked back to the mansion with the Dokuro exposing every embarrassing happening with Mukuro.
"Hahaha… Makes me remind of my experience… I am a pencil… nostalgic." He tells himself then enters HDWM and flies back to the mansion.
Guess what! I'll be making OMAKEs again :D
~OMAKE~
-Tsuna's Student-
"Sawada"
"What is it Lal?" Tsuna questioned. He was forcefully woken up by Lal Mirch.
"It's about your student." Tsuna became more awake. "I HAVE A STUDENT?! NO WAY?! SOMEONE IN CLASS HAS THE SKY ELEMENT?!" he shouted.
Lal smirked "Yes, and you won't believe who it is. Come on in"
The door to Tsuna's room opened and revealed one of the people Tsuna hated the most: Nezu-sensei. "Lal, was there any malfunctions with the prototypes? I mean… Why is he in my room?"
"Shut up, Sawada. It's the inevitable—
"Lal… let him take a retest!" The brunet demanded. "Wait! Very funny Reborn, you can come out now!—OUCH! What was that for?"
"You're being stupid. The arc reacted with him and this has nothing to do with Reborn."
"How did this happen?!" Tsuna exasperatedly scratched his head. "Your lightning guardian." Tsuna face-palmed. Knowing Lambo, he probably used his grenades… the grenade… 'Paperwork!' he pouted.
"Stop giving that face, Sawada… and you have new paperworks waiting in the office…" Tsuna paled. "I have paperworks… paperworks… why do you people torture me with papers?"
"That's my report and your student is petrified over there." Lal left the room.
"I'm definitely letting him take a retest…"
~OMAKE~
-END-
Yay! How was that? Is Nezu really a sky element? We'll find that out in the next chapter. And you saw the names right?
Cloud group: Osamu
Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)
Rin Kagamine (Vocaloid)
Shizuku (OC)
Lightning group: Kiseki Shintarou (OC)
Haku Yowane (Vocaloid)
Oga Tatsumi (Beelzebub)
Lucy (Fairy Tail)
Rain group: Saotome (OC)
Yuki Nagasaki (OC)
Rumi Amato (OC)
Gakupo Kamui (Vocaloid)
Toshiro (Bleach)
Gray (Fairy Tail)
Sun group: Kiyoteru Hiyama (Vocaloid)
Michi (OC)
Kagome Kaeda (OC)
Yoshii Akihisa (Baka to test to Shokanjuu)
Kazuyoshi Usui (SKET dance)
Storm group: Misaki (Maid-sama)
Mizutani (OC)
Miku (Vocaloid)
Neru (Vocaloid)
Sakuno (Prince of Tennis)
Rei (High school of the dead)
Takao (OC)
Mist group: Kouga (OC)
Hibiki Kanzawa (OC)
Kaito (Vocaloid)
Whew~ It's so hard to come up with names… (_ _") They're just minor characters so don't mind it… Hah~ finished the chapter :3 and the My Descendant, My Wife will be out today or tomorrow. I'm making it as long as possible since my forte is more on Comedy not on Romance…
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