Chapter 17 Swimsuits, fake drowning, and a bet
"C'mon Storm!" Xion exclaims from within the water," Swim with me!"
Storm looks up, underneath an umbrella, on a lawn chair, in his black swimming trunks while pausing on his reading of Agincourt. He is very far from the water as he knows Xion is sneaky.
"Why don't you ask Demyx?" Storm asks looking over at Demyx who is hovering above water with his situar.
"Dance! Demyx shouts while dancing and playing his guitar," dance! Dance, water, dance!"
The clones join him as he continues this bizarre scene.
"I want you!" Xion shouts splashing the water around.
"And I gotchoo, I gotchoo!" Bowling for Soup plays out of nowhere.
"Okay," Storm says as it stops.
Xion grumbles while looking at the water. Then she got an idea.
"HELP!" Xion shouts in the deep part of the water," I'M DROWNING!"
Storm puts down his book, and looks at the lifeguard who is Xigbar.
"Yo buddy!" Storm shouts as Xigbar looks at him," you gonna help?"
Xigbar points at the sign at the base of the tower.
"No hablo Ingles, huh?" Storm asks taking out a coconut." XIGBAR!'
As soon as Xigbar turns his head, Storm throws the coconut at him, causing him to fall off the tower.
"HELP!" Xion shouts as she falls into the water.
Storm jogs to the shoreline, and then dives in. He quickly swims to Xion, and then resurfaces with her over his shoulder. Xion is really faking it, but wants Storm to perform CPR on her. As soon as Storm lays her out on the sand, he places his hand on her heart. He surges, causing Xion to quickly open her eyes while having a seizure. Lightning and water do not have sex kids!
"You okay?" Storm asks as Xion stops shaking like a salt shaker." I know the author ran out of figurative language."
"Thank you, Storm, I surely would have died," Xion replies then moves her head toward Storm's head.
Storm quickly gets up, and backs away from her.
"What's wrong?" Xion asks innocently crawling over to Storm." I just want to thank you."
"I-I'm fine X-x-x-xion!" Storm shouts blushing while backing away slowly.
Storm trips over his left foot as he falls to the ground. Xion, in a red bikini that perfectly shows off her body, continues crawling over to Storm, who is trying to get away. Xion puts her hands on his knees then moves in for the kill.
I will not give in! I will not give in! Sure she seems rather attractive in that bikini, but- Storm thinks as her knee is between his legs.
Suddenly, something pokes at Xion's knee making her look at Storm's crotch. She blushes deeply never have made it this far.
"Storm?" Xion asks confused," what is that?"
"I WILL NOT GIVE! I WILL NOT GIVE! AAXXXXXXEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" Storm shouts quickly shoving Xion off and running away.
"Wait, Storm!" Xion shouts quickly getting up and running after him," what was that bulge in your pants!?"
Namine didn't' like doing shopping unless it involved her experiments. It didn't involve Bob, which Namine holds like a baby-expect like a baby plant in her arms. Saria was having the time of her life grabbing and examining each piece closely, and if she didn't like it, cast it away.
She decided she hated swimsuit shopping.
"Why do I need to get a bathing suit?" Namine asks.
"Cause you don't wanna swim in your birthday suit," unless this is a nude beach, but I won't count on it."
"Swimming?" Namine asks not knowing the word," I never said I was doing that. And I am not wearing that either."
"Oh come on!" Saria exclaimed holding up the rather revealing article of swim wear," it looks cute!"
"Unless you want to get raped, or have no respect for yourself," Namine counters turning her head.
"Fine, but you have to wear a bikini," Saria says," now tell me your size. Unless you are the same as Kairi."
Namine thought about it. She was slightly bigger than Kairi-at least now. At least one size up. At least. Maybe she was a C or a D. Maybe she was a B.
"Not sure," Namine says thinking.
"Well we can always measure."
"AAAAXXXXXXXXEEEEELLLLLLL!" Storm shouts being chased by Xion, and amazingly running fast with a boner.
Axel, who somehow managed to get away from his shop, decided to join Riku, Roxas and Sora for some fun.
"You seen Aqua?" Riku asks as Axel promptly clocks him.
"Have you seen Aqua?" Axel asks," and no I haven't."
"Well she looks good in a bikini!" Roxas shouts earning looks from a group of woman walking by.
"And she's with Terra," Sora sighs.
"Hey guys," Aqua says walking by in a blue bikini as the guys watch her.
"Would it be wrong to be in love with her?" Sora asks as they sigh.
Riku thinks of something." I got it! We should make a bet!"
"What kind of bet?" Axel asks as the others agree.
"A bet to see who can get a kiss from Aqua," Riku says as the boys exclaim in happiness.
"Hell yeah!" Roxas shouts," LET'S GET A KISS FROM THE SEXY LADY!"
Everyone stares at the group who begin to sing.
"So that she will bless with God's holy protection and this what happens when you hang with us! And she's Miss America so can I be her solider please? Who stole the party from the cookie jar? Five, four, three two, one I'm gonna hit that Robo-cop like that!" They all sing but at different times and songs.
Everyone goes back to what they were doing.
"Anyway, loser will have to endure one of Namine's lectures!" Riku shouts.
The rest groan knowing how long she can talk. Once, she talked to Roxas about her feelings (not to him mind you) for two days nonstop. He didn't dare fall asleep, or risk hurting the girl's fragile feelings. She was worse than Xion!
"Fine, but why must-"Axel begins.
"STAY DA HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Storm shouts running straight through the guys.
"Wait!" Xion shouts then stops in front of the guys while panting.
"What's up Xion?" Roxas asks.
"Well, I was wondering what the bulge in Storm's pants was," Xion replies.
"I'm going to start now!" Sora shouts quickly running off.
"Hey! No fair!" Roxas shouts running after him.
Riku runs to the ocean, jumps in and swims away as fast as he could.
"And I have to….weed my sand!" Axel shouts quickly running away.
"Oh, okay," Xion says then realizes his excuse is invalid." You can't weed sand, Axel!"
All I'm gonna say is one thing. Xion's one crazy little bitch. Anyway, I've almost hit the one thousand view quota. Meaning that once it goes over, I'm gonna do something special. Rather cute in a friendship kind of way. Anyway, enjoy this while you can. I'm trying my best to think of new, crazy ideas that will make you laugh. Till then happy reading.