So then I gave this bitch a timeskip. Bitches love timeskips. A week later...
"Dude, I can't believe you bought this piece of junk off Rin for 10 bucks and a foot massage." Kenji and Hisao were in his parents garage working on the giant 10 story tall robot fat girl who somehow still managed to fit inside because a huge hole Hisao dug into the ground in 2 days while consuming nothing but Morning Rescue.
"Rin's a sucker for the old foot rub. Thankfully she somehow manages to keep her feet clean even though she uses them for everything." Hisao thought for a moment, picturing Rin washing her feet every couple minutes. "Hm... erotic."
"What was that you said?"
"EROTIC!" Hisao bellowed, his manly voice echoing through the heavens and parting the clouds reavealing a nice pair of tits beyond the sky.
"But I gotta ask man, why leave it pink?" Kenji spat on the thing's head, sticking up out of the floor with it's big pink drills on the side of it's head.
"BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!" Hisao roared from under the monstrosity that was the robot's chin. "I'm going to put some hot rod flames on this bitch, and run around and step on every motherfucker that put that fucking painting in front of my face and made me end up with Nurse standing over me!" Hisao's hands burst into flames which he slapped onto the drills of the robot's head. The drills caught on fire with his manly spirit, creating a flame the the Gods of Valhalla would be jealous of.
"Are you done yet man?"
"Damn straight, let's test drive this bad boy... er girl."
"Dude you modified everything but her equipment downstairs, I don't want to ride around in some giant feminist." Kenji whined, looking at the head of the giant robot with both fear and disgust.
Hisao pulled a lever and the robot rocketed up and destroyed not only his garage but the entire house as well and killed the fuck out of it. The robot girl stood 10 stories tall, she was kind of chunky but Hisao outfitted her in a giant maid costume to make her more moe.
"KENJI SETO THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL EVER FORCE YOU TO GET INSIDE OF A WOMAN!"
Kenji started freaking the fuck out. "NO GOD DAMMIT, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO IT!"
Hisao punched Kenji in the face with the force of a thousand exploding suns and sent him flying into the cockpit. Hisao the activated his rocket shoes and flew up to the giant robot's face.
"Hey it's not so bad up here. Very shiny." Buttons so big that Kenji could actually see them greeted him upon being smashed into the cockpit. Ha ha I said cock.
"Damn right." Hisao punched a random button which looked cool because it had a skull on it.