The button that Hisao had pushed, fast fowarded the time he spent testing 'Misha' on the city of Detroit which they had magically ended up in.
"With this, we can destroy the feminists!" Kenji relished as he gazed upon the destruction of the city of Detroit, which oddly didn't look any different than when they started.
"THAT'S NOT ALL WE CAN DESTROY! FUCK YOU CKY!" Hisao pointed Misha's hand upwards and punched a button with his flaming fists of fury after spotting a satellite belonging to a certain TV station geared towards angsty teens.
"Dude that was awesome, what else can we blow up?" Kenji exclaimed as he watched the large pink beam of energy shoot from Misha's finger and blow up the satellite into tiny pieces. Kenji swore the explosion sounded like thousands of crying pregnant teenagers.
"Stop right there criminal scum!" The voice rang out like a hundred cute lolis and a portal through space opened up. Out stepped another giant robot also in the shape of a girl but less sophisticated than Misha was.
"WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE ALMIGHTY HISAO!" He roared and struck a dramatic pose, pushing a button that made Misha glare at the robot, and another one that cause a gigantic white cape to billow out of her back.
"You, in the fat pink robot. Hand over the prototype!" The cutesy voice that sounded suspiciously like Yui Horie came from over a loud speaker.
"Like hell, this is mine you overrated voice actor!" Hisao shot back from the speaker system he had installed within Misha's bosom among other things.
"IT'S A FEMINIST!" Kenji squealed and grabbed Hisao's shoulders, shaking him like a newborn baby. "We can't let her take the robot! They want to use it's technology to destroy the world of men!"
"I will give you to the count of three!" The girl in the other robot shouted.
"Kenji now is the time." Hisao clenched his fist dramatically.
"You can't mean... THAT?" Kenji shrieked.
"ONE!" The girl in the other robot called and her robot held up a finger.
"Yes Kenji, I mean THAT. We're gonna need some more juice to take her down." A sparkle shined on Hisao's immaculate teeth.
"TWO!"
"I can't control that real well yet, and I have no idea what it'll do in here." Kenji warned.
"KENJI, YOU MUST ROCK THE FUCK OUT!" Hisao roared, an explosion made my a nearby Michael Bay exploded behind them, sending pieces of things that shouldn't be there hurling into the sky. Hisao swore he saw a cow.
"VERY WELL HISAO, LET THE GODS OF ROCK BE MY WEAPON OF JUSTICE!" Kenji roared. His glasses flew off his face and shattered on the console of the cockpit. The shards of the lenses tore open a portal in space and time, which Kenji pulled out his guitar Cunt Destroyer from a demension where feminists screamed for naught. An axe with an aura of lightning, forged in the blood of those men opressed by women. Strings made from the whiskers of cats, that women had replaced their boyfriends with.
"THREE!" The girl called and started to charge at the Dynamic Duo inside of Misha.
"Hisao, let's give this bitch The Facemelter." Kenji took a pair of sunglasses out of the glovebox and dramatically put them on his face.
"SHRED MY BROTHER! SHRED AS IF THE LIFE OF EVERY MAN ON EARTH DEPENDED ON IT!" Hisao yelled to Kenji and punched a button that had a picture of a giant penis on it.
Kenji's hands exploded into balls of lightning, shredding the strings on his mighty axe faster than even the lightning surrounding him. The storm crackled inside the cockpit, shocking the controls and Misha began to become surrounded with the energy channeled from the Gods of Rock.
The button that Hisao had pushed opened up pannels in Misha's nether regions, and out extended a long pink rod. Hisao grabbed it, and the lightning from Kenji's rocking made up the blade to strike down their enemy.
"TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY TESTOSTERONE!" Hisao roared and smashed his face into a button that said "Smash Face Here for Awesome Move".
Misha flew at the other robot after a burst from her ass rocket and with a single strike cut the robot in two with the Lightning Cocksaber. The enemy mech exploded into a thousand tiny pieces triggered by Michael Bay and the debris destroyed a nearby Christian Radio Station.
"UWAAAAAAAA!" A tiny scream could be heard amidst the explosions still being set off my Michael Bay.
"C'mon dude, enough already." Hisao yells at him, he cringes and picks up his dynamite and plunger, retreating into the nearby bushes.
"Let's go down and finish her off!" Kenji had bloodlust in his eyes that would scare even the most street hardened minority.
"We should at least see if she's still alive anyway." Hisao hit a button and lowered the two of them down to the ground where he saw a couple of strange object sticking out of a pile of rubble.
"Fucking Michael Bay, what did he throw in there now?" Hisao cursed his shitty movies and he and Kenji walked forth to investigate.
Kenji grabbed one of the cold metal things and yanked on it. Yanking up a girl, a girl with prosthetic legs and pigtails. "She ain't got no legs Leutenant Dan!" He was flabbergasted, not that it was all that surprising considering they were all handicapped themselves.
"Put me down!" The cutesy little girl kicked Kenji in the face and bounced on the ground like her legs were made of springs and went behind the bushes with Michael Bay, whom she kicked into the sun and he exploded into a bunch of tiny Michael Bays who ran off cackling like little imps throwing firecrackers and passersby.
"Hail to the king, baby." Hisao greeted her. "What's your name sugar?" His teeth sparkled and started singing about his shiny teeth and him.
"Emi, Emi Ibarazaki." She rubbed her butt like she hurt it. Not that she had much of a butt to rub.