Chapter 20
"You got a plan?" Saria asks as she walks woth Storm.
"Oh, yeah a full proof plan at that," Storm replies.
They walk up to Namine, who is sitting on a lawn chair, in her white dress, and is reading a book. Storm walks over to her and smirks. Then he does the unthinkable.
He grabs her dress, and rips it off her body.
"AH!" Namine shouts quickly covering herself up with her towel," what was that for!?"
"Wait, so you weren't wearing your bathing suit under that?" Storm asks blinking twice.
"Yes, you jerk!" Namine shouts grabbing her dress from Storm's hand." What did I do to deserve that!?"
Storm quickly walks away with Saria behind him.
"That was your full proof plan?" Saria asks as Storm shrugs.
"Well the last time it worked out the way I intended it to be," Storm replies," I guess some girls are different."
"Ya think!?" Saria shouts then sighs." We only have about three days left here, and Namine hasn't once gone swimming!"
"Yes, she is rather unusual, but don't worry she'll come around!"
"Storm, I think you should think your ideas through or tell me before hand before you do something stupid."
"Aw, where's the fun in that?"
"Storm, Namine's going to have nightmares of you trying to rape her if you keep-"
"It's not rape if she likes it."
They both stop as Saria blinks twice, and then promptly slugs Storm, causing him to flip backwards before landing on his head. She walks away as Storm slowly gets up
"Me and my stupid ADHD mouth."
"A-a-and then he told me to drown myself!" Xion cries into Aqua's chest after she resuced Xion from death.
"I just don't understand why anyone-" Aqua begins when Riku walks up to them and stands over them.
Riku looks like he was dipped in lotion as he looks lubricated. He is smiling like a madman.
"So," Riku begins flipping his hair back by jerking his head back," you come here often?"
"No, I just got here genius," Aqua replies rolling her eyes.
"Ouch, cutie got a fang," Riku replies catching a volleyball that was thrown at him,"but I know I'm gonna bang."
His pickup lines were exactly as cheesy as they could be.
"And now we know who's not going to get any from this girl," Aqua replies causing Riku to get mad.
"And is that supposed to mean you blue haired bitch!?" Riku shouts.
"Oh, who are you calling a blue haired bitch, you emo, rap loving idiot!" Aqua shouts getting up and getting in his face
"Can we not argue?" Xion asks still upset.
"SHUT IT!" The two shout at her causing her to wail.
"Oh, listen here sweet heart I'm more of a man than the ones you will ever meet!"
"Oh, you don't understand! Terra is more of a man than you and your two piece!"
"Oh..." Somebody say walking by, overhearing this," my man just got told!"
"It's a ten piece for your FYI!"
"FYI!? What're you your idiot girlfriend!?"
Riku shoves her.
"DON'T-"
"TOUCH ME!"
Aqua punches Riku, causing him to fall like a stack of hay.
"OH SHIT!" Everyone at the beach shouts running over to him. One guy asks for some room, and waves his hand in his face.
"BITCH YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK-A OUT!" They shout as everyone laughs.
Aqua quickly goes back to comforting Xion who is rocking herself in a ball.
Saria stands over Namine who is busy sunbathing. Storm is on the other side of the beach, ripping dresses off of the girls that are shy, but then it turns out like Namine. Namine takes her sun glasses off.
"What?" Namine asks.
"Why are you in the bathing suit?" Saria asks raising an eyebrow.
"I'm...sunbathing!" Namine debates although it took some time for that.
"Oh, now you like sunbathing?" Saria asks pointing to the east," Storm is busy ripping dresses off of shy girls because of you!"
"What the heck!?" Namine exclaims as Saria nods.
"Look bro, I didn't know she was your Queen!" Storm shouts running by them being chased by Mickey Mouse.
"I would love to see how he responded earlier," Saria mutters watching Storm run and tear a dress off another shy girl. This time it was Tifa, who runs after him with Cloud.
"Look Cloud, I didn't realize it was you two!" Storm shouts running back by them.
"See? Ever since then, and when I told him not to come up with any plans, he's been doing that shit for who knows how long! And I'm surprised he hasn't been arrested yet!"
"So he really-"
"YES YOU STUPID BLOND!"
Namine quickly gets up and slaps Saria, who slaps Namine and this goes back and forth.
"Look, guys, it ain't my fault!" Storm shouts being chased by a mix of Disney and Final Fantasy characters.
"Okay!" Saria shouts slapping Namie.
Namine forces herself not to slap her.
"Anyway, what do we do now?" Namine asks.
"We'll think of something," Saria replies.
"LOOK IT AIN'T MY FAULT!" Storm shouts at everyone chasing him, and the helicopter above him as he dives into the ocean and swims for it.
"SIR, PLEASE SURRUNDER!" The coast Guard shouts coming out of no where.
"COME ON!"
I haven't upadated this in nearly a month. This is what I get for not multi-focusing on my stories. Anyway, hoped you enjoyed that ad hopefully my next plan won't be like this.