A little while later in the Super Awesome Special Fun Time Basement...
"So where are you from little girl?" Hisao asked as he sat on the couch and sipped a glass of tea like real men should.
"I'm not a little girl!" She complained which made her pigtails spin around in circles like a helicopter. In fact she started hovering a few inches above the ground.
"I don't believe you answered my question." Hisao grinned as he held up a grey weapon with a cord attached to the end.
"W-W-W-W-W-W-What are you going to do with that!" She stuttered and retreated higher near the cieling.
"What this?" He turned his head and looked at the gun. "Nothing, I was just going to play a little Duck Hunt. Maybe I can kill that fucking dog this time." He pointed it at the TV and started pulling the trigger as the ducks flew across. Every time he missed one a dog popped out of the grass and laughed at him, making Hisao growl like a bear and try and shoot it, only making the dog raise his pixelated middle finger at him.
"So where do you live? You don't really look like you're from around here." Kenji asked seriously after putting on his sunglasses so Emi wouldn't realize that he was looking at her panties, which by the way had pink polka dots on them.
"I'm from the future!" She said and took a sort of strange pose.
"I knew it!" Kenji pointed his finger at her. "You're an advanced type of android that the feminists built to crush the manly resistance. Hisao is the father of a hero from the future, so you were sent back to kill him!" He growled.
"That couldn't be more further from the truth." Emi glared at him.
"Then you must be after Misha." Hisao mumbled as he was attempting to shoot his gun at the TV while blindfolded.
"Our prototype robot yeah." Emi nodded. "Earth is under attack in the future by a race of evil Space Banditos, and we need that robot to fight them off."
"SPACE BANDITOS YOU SAY!" Hisao and Kenji exclaimed together.
"Yep, they're led by an evil yet strangely sexy person named Carlito who likes to kidnap girls and take them to Mexico."
"MEXICO! How horrible..." Hisao gasped.
"Indeed, that's why we need the robot. I believe Carlito and the Space Banditos have followed me back here to stop me from getting control of the robot. Will you give it to me?" Emi pleaded, her eyes wide.
Hisao brought his hand and stroked his chin as he thought. "Nope."
"Th-That was quick! Why not?" Emi glared at him, her pigtails stopped twirling around and she plopped cutely into a chair.
"Misha is my robot. But if those Space Banditos want to come into my neighborhood and start some shit, then I'll just have to deport their asses." Hisao gave her a thumbs up.
"Geez, that doesn't help me at all. You're the one who destroyed my robot so I can't get back." Emi put her hands on her hips and puffed out her cheek.
Outside sounded like there was some kind of big comotion, lots of screaming could be heard and even what sounded like a stringed guitar, maracas, and drums.
"Kenji take a look outside, it sounds like there's another Pan Flute band scaring the shit out of everyone again."
"Yeah whatever." Kenji got up and took a look out the basement window.
"I know that sound..." Emi said ominously.
"Oh shit, dude Hisao you better come look at this. The little feminist wasn't lying!" Kenji yelped.
"Madre de Dios..." When he looked outside Hisao was quite frankly surprised at what he saw. In the sky above where what looked like dozens of giant flying sombrero hats with mustaches. Out of the top of them was what looked like a giant speaker system that was playing some kind of Mexican Invasion music.
"Kenji grab your guitar, I think it's time to call the INS." Hisao turned around and threw on a pair of sunglasses and a Highway Trooper hat he happened to have lying around.