Chapter 21
Storm was still running from the now horde of angry men chasing him. He really should have thought things through before he does them. Eventually, either they took a break, or he finally lost them because he found himself on the top of a high cliff. He didn't even know beaches had high cliffs like this.
"Okay then," Storm says scratching his head," how did I get here?"
Behind him, Saria is pushing a Namine who is wrapped in a towel, frozen in place.
"Really!?" Saria mutters annoyed," the one time where you need to be brave, you're embarrassed! At least it isn't Roxas, otherwise this would be much quicker!"
As Storm was busy thinking of a hypothesis that made him end up here, Saria kicks Namine in the back, sending her stumbling toward Storm. The second he turns around, it's too late as she runs into him, and the two fall off the cliff into the ocean. Saria blinks twice before running to the cliff, and watching the two fall into the ocean.
"They'll be fine," Saria decides shrugging, and walking away as they hit the water with a Splash!
After thinking of about twenty situations, all involving a three-headed seahorse named Bernie, Roxas had finally found the perfect way to get a kiss from Aqua. But the only problem was that there were no sharks. So, he decided to dumb chum into the water, about a few feet from the mainland.
"This should work!" Roxas told himself, convincing himself that he's a genius," and if it doesn't then I'll change my name to Zack, and dye my hair black."
Somewhere on the beach, a black-haired man sneezes.
It took about a second for Storm to realize he was underwater. Not that he mind, since he can hold his breath for about twelve hours. But he did mind a certain blond slowly descending below him.
Shit! Storm thought quickly swimming down towards Namine.
Suddenly, he felt a strange slow, and danger sensing beat playing in his head. A shark swims by him, narrowly missing him by mere inches. He swore to himself that he would strangle that spiky blond-haired moron. Then another one shortly followed the first, and then another. Storm decided to swim faster, almost to the point where his muscles felt as though they'd burst from exertion. All he cared about was trying to get to her before the sharks did, and all hell broke loose. He reminded himself not to surge until he had her wrapped around him, the sharks swimming by him at dangerous isolation.
I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! I am seriously going to kill him! Storm thought as he swam faster.
When he reached out his hand, and grabbed her, he thought he hand grabbed her hand. But as soon as he felt the wet fabric, he quickly dived in with unmatched speed, and wrapped his arms around her waist. And not a moment too soon as the sharks began to close in on them. Suddenly, they all swam away as if something bigger and dangerous was coming. Storm, being the moron he was, turned around and saw it.
The biggest shark he had ever seen, and it had its mouth open, ready to devour whatever's next on the menu. And it was them.
HOLY- Storm thought using his power over lightning to cause the area around him to boil.
"YOU DID WHAT!?" Saria shouts at Roxas who was behind Axel, Riku, and Sora.
"Yeah, I may have put chum in the water, and caused sharks to emerge," Roxas replies whimpering slightly.
"YOU-" Saria begins.
"GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF THE WATER!" Storm shouts on a megaphone on top of the lifeguard tower," THERE'S A SHARK IN THE WATER!"
"YEAH RIGHT!" Somebody in the water shouts.
"ALLRIGHT THEN THERE'S A SALE AT THE DOLLAR STORE!" Storm shouts.
"WE AIN'T BLACK!" Somebody else shouts.
"OKAY HOW ABOUT A MILLIONARE GIVING AWAY BAGS OF MONEY!?" Storm shouts.
"OH SURE!" Pete shouts walking in front of the lifeguard tower," AND I'M THE EASTER BUNNY!"
"IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF THE WATER I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU! TRY ME! TRY ME!"
Slowly, everyone in the water starts to come out.
"THAT'S IT PLAY IT!"
Somewhere in the parking lot, somebody blasts Rebecca Black causing everyone to become furious. Then as it turns to another channel, everyone in the water quickly swims to shore, as if their life depends on it.
"OKAY ROXAS GET IN THE WATER!" Storm shouts walking toward the group megaphone still at his mouth." SINCE YOU OH SO WANTED TO BRING THE SHARKS HERE!"
"It ain't my fault!" Roxas debates
"I don't care if it's Sora, Donald, and Goofy's fault! This is has to be the craziest case of idioticy I've ever seen! Next, you're gonna try to see if you can get into an all girl's school!"
"Okay, now that's not even funny," Kairi says.
"Wait where's-" Axel begins.
Aqua is busy trying to break free of her binding to a dingy.
"You know, I'm not gonna even ask," Storm mutters running to help her.
The second he touches the edge, a giant shark whale thing emerges out of the water, letting out a large wail. He pauses and looks briefly at the animal, his shoulders hung in disbelief over what has just happened, but he quickly shakes it off and dives in.
"Look, don't even ask how I did that, jsut get in the truck," Storm sighs covered in black blood as everyone gets in the truck.
Suddenly, the truck drives off by itself again causing Storm to run after it.
