AN: There seems to be something wrong with my account it keeps posting the first line twice sorry! Also contains Naomi/OC and Takada/OC (real hot!)
AN: There seems to be something wrong with my account it keeps posting the first line twice sorry! Also contains Naomi/OC and Takada/OC (real hot!)
THE NEXT DAY
Naomi walked in the front door of the police and asked at the desk for L. The woman behind the desk was hot looking and also she was bi.
"Hi! I'm Naomi! I need to speak to L!!" she shouted urgently "Kira killed my husband and I think I no who he is!!"
"So that means your single" the desk lady winked?
Naomi was taken at back. This desk lady was coming onto her?
"Naomi spelled backwards is I Moon" added the desk lady flirtyly.
"I don't have time for this!" said Naomi anxiously as she took the desk ladies number to call her later and maybe have sex and ran into L's office.
L looked surprized.
"Hi I'm! Naomi. You don't know who I am but I'm from the Fbi and my husbands from the Fbi but he's also dead because he was killed by Kira and I want to hunt him down but I think I know who he is!!" Naomi gasped.
He replied "I think I can help you then. Please sit down" L replied pointing to the chair that was covered in candy.
"I can't sit on that!?" Noami said because the candy was all sticky and melted and eaten and it didn't look to good either. L then got all the candy off the chair and picked it up and began eating it. The site was truely one to behold as the small wrinkly fairy man began shoving bits of sugar into his mouth. Naomi fought she was going to puke but then she stopped herself and sat on the chair that L had just cleaned for her.
"So you wanted to tell me something??..."
MEAN WHILE AT LIGHTS HOUSE
It was the early morning and Light and Dark were in bed together but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything! Light came all over the bed from the window of the room. Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table. It was seven oclock.
"WHEN CAN I HAVE MY BREAKFAST IT IS ALREADY SEVEN AND IN THE SHINIGAMI WORLD I WOULD EAT LIKE A DOZEN MEALS BY NOW BECAUSE I AM KING. PLEASE GET ME A BLOOD BANANA." Said Blud as he danced around the rrom. Dark laughed at the dance it was like the Ketchup Song but it was about blood not ketchup though shinigami sometimes used blood as ketchup because it was blood. His mowhawk was bouncing everywhere. It was like the one on sonic the hedgehog but it was not blue.
Dark got out of bed and put on some cloths. He kept the blood bananas in a special case because other people might eat them thinking they were not blood bananas and get a mouth full of blood banana and blood. He threw the blood banana at Blud who imeddiatly went town on it until there was nothing except a skin which he could eat but didn't because there poisonous but not to a shinigami.
"why can't i have a blood banana" asked Ruyk sadly as he ate an apple and felt left out. He was not allowed to eat blood bananas because he was not the king and was not safe to the poisons inside them……………
BACK AT THE POLICE!!
"Kira is…… Mikami!"
"That bastardly hound!" said Lights dad who was pretending to be English.
"I know he is Kira because he went on Tv and he was evil!" she said.
"You did the right thing coming to us" said L. "Now we will kill him and put a stop to his evilness once and for all period"
Watari took his sniping gun and ran the door out. L followed eating a candy bar and a coffee and got in his helicopter and flew to Mikamis house where the action was.
Naomi went back to desk and flitted with the desk lady.
"Now were where we?" she said as she zipped her motorcycle jacket down and led the desk lady into a quiet closet that was almost empty except there was a mop in there and also some paint that the janitor used to paint things with. They made out for a bit.
"There's just one thing you should know" said Noami getting naked as she took her her jacket off and revealed a fancy suit that newsreaders wear underneath.
"I'm not really Naomi. I'm………………….. TAKADA!!"
AT MIKAMIS HOUSE IN A HELICOPTER
L turned on the sirens of the helicopter and shouted "come out with your hands up or I will shoot you!". There was no reply and Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
"This is your last chance" he shouted and threw a smoke grenade into the house. Soichiro got a good shot at Mikami and killed him in the leg. There was still no reply.
"I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.
Mikami looked up in shock he wasn't expecting them and certainly not the crazy boy that had jumped the window. He was holding the death note with one hand and his broken leg with the other and it had the names of everyone he had ever killed written on it. That's how L knew it was the death note.
"MIKAMI IS IN TROUBLE" shouted Blud as he smooshed another blood banana into his already smooshed up mouth. One of the things good about being king of the shinigami is you could see all the death notes and Blud was using it to see mikami.
"If he talks I'm dead!" said Light panicking. He knew he should have not told Mikami how to make a death note even if he was an evil. Now he would write Light's name down! unless………………………?
BACK IN MIKAMIS HOUSE
"I'm not the real Kira" shouted Mikami who was scared. He knew that there were laws against Kira and if he was caught then the jig would be up.
"Then whose the real Kira?" asked L.
"Tell us you f-cking scumbag!!" added Lights dad who was holding a knife to his neck like the joker did. He was mad with rage and his mustache was covered in spit and it was pretty rank really.
"I'll tell you! It's Light Yaga……." Then he died.
"What! He just died and he never told us the name! Now we'll never know who it was!" L raged and punched in a wall. He was strong for his looks and made a big whole.
MEANWHILE IN THE JANITORS CUPBAORD WHERE TAKADA AND THE DESK LADY WERE SEXING
"Oh this is so good" mooned the desk lady who was now naked. The stuff that was going on was pretty grafic and I don't want to make this fic M so all I'll say is that it was sexy and Takada was using mop but was naked (you'll have to figure out how for your self rofl!).
Suddenly Takada collapsed to the floor and the desk lady started screaming. She was death noted!
Blud stopped watching the naked couple and went back to Light
"tAKADA IS DEAD!" HE SAID
"Just as planned" evilled Light putting away his death note.
OMFG!! TO BE CONTINUED!!