I just finished the drawings in time with this one, just check it on my profile since it would be better to go and click the link than erase spaces :)
And so… Mizuno Kaoru's flame wasn't given… bummer… Oh well, I'll just use one of the suggestions ;)
To:
Great
-So I'll go with flame of the jungle XD
MisanthropicGoddess-san
-*gasp* I'm more than honored for that XD (Sorry I couldn't PM you… My connection to the internet keeps breaking… =_=")
Warning: OOCness…
-Enjoy~!
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Chapter 9: Lesson for the Varia part 1
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-Morning~!-
The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and there was a brunet with dark circles under his eyes… very dark circles. He was up all night finishing paperworks. He found it weird that the papers in his office were unsorted yet again and it increased ten-fold. Shit.
Tsuna slammed the pen, "DONE!" He shouted, panting heavily with an eerie aura being emitted out of his body.
The door partially opened.
"Ohayo Gozaimasu, Juudaime." Gokudera greeted, with only his head showing.
"Ohayo, Gokudera-kun… Uhh… why are you showing only your head..?"
The Storm guardian showed a hesitating face before completely opening the door. Whatever it was, Tsuna paled instantly, then turned into rage. His bangs covered his eyes, "Get out…" He hissed.
"Hai?"
Tsuna's eyes had flames coming out of it, "I SAID GET OUT!" He started to throw anonymous objects.
"No! Juudaime! Please listen to this—whoa!" He dodged a flying lamp, "There is a reason—" he dodged a series of pointy pens, "It's because of—UWAH!" The desk hit his face.
Tsuna, who was panting heavily, tried to calm himself down. He went to the cart full of papers. After reading a few of them, he started to twitch non-stop, if it were possible his blood boiled higher than the boiling point. And if that wasn't enough, his tutor, Reborn added oil to the fire.
"What is it RE-BORN?!" He gritted his teeth as he sternly asked. His eyes were twitching non-stop in annoyance and fatigue.
Reborn smirked, "You do know that you need to cover more papers from those items you threw… They were expensive after all…"
The brunet fell on the ground on all fours
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"AHHHHH!"
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"Hm?"
"What's wrong, Kyoko-chan?"
"I think I just heard Tsuna-kun scream…"
"Hahi? Haru didn't hear anything…"
Kyoko giggled and shrugged, "Must've been my imagination."
They continued to cook breakfast…
"Kyoko-chan~! Haru-chan~! Have you seen Tsu-kun?" Sawada Nana asked as she entered the kitchen. She walked to the girls' side before showing an envelope full of pictures.
"Kyaaa~! Cute desu! Tsuna-san looks so cute desu! It makes Haru so envious desu!"
"Wahh~! He really looks so cute! Where did you find this Nana-san?" Kyoko asked.
Nana merely shrugged, "I found it lying on the floor. I wanted to ask Tsu-kun if he knows this." She thoughtfully said. She flicked some of the pictures to view the rest. She gasped when a certain picture came to view. "Look at this! Look at this!"
The two girls gasped at the picture.
And if you think about it… the question was never answered.
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"VOOOIIII! WHERE IS THE VONGOLA BRAT?!" The long haired swordsman yelled, dangerously swaying his sword from side to side.
"Maa, maa, don't be so loud Squ-chan." The one with the shades calmed the said swordsman; he had his hands up in a gay-ish manner.
"The prince does not like loud commoners, go and find yourself a dump." The blonde, who had his bangs covered, said. He folded his arms behind his back and watched them with a Cheshire grin.
"Bel-sempai, go find yourself a dump—" The one with a monotonous voice was stabbed. The boy merely removed it like an accessory, "It hurts Bel-sempai…"
"Shishishi, then shut up if you don't want any coming your way."
"Tch. You did that to me because you just don't want to admit that it's true—It hurts Bel-sempai…"
"Boss, what do you want to do now?" The man with the spiky hair asked.
The person he asked just raised a wine bottle and threw it at the long haired swordsman.
A direct hit!
"VOOOIIIII!" The long haired swordsman shouted, as if there was an earthquake, at the thrower, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR DAMN BOSS?!"
The damn boss cocked his gun and aimed it at the long haired swordsman then… BANG! It was deflected by his sword and went to someone, barely missing it by a centimeter, "ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME?!"
"Trash."
The other people in the place were wary of the presence. The one nearly hit by the bullet remained shocked. They continued to watch the guests; it was very sudden of them to come there. The people of class 2-B were in a hall—discussing about what happened yesterday, they talked about the mafia and stuff. Yesterday, they were complaining to why they had to become part of the mafia but today, they were saying that being in the mafia is so cool and stuff.
Nezu said to his students to take caution among those new comers. They have come to agreed to that, everyone looked so intimidating—especially the one with the scars.
"Oh! Everyone's here so early!" The baseball player, Yamamoto said. He came in with his bamboo sword resting on his shoulder. The baseball player's eyes landed on a certain long hair and suddenly brightened up, "Oi! You're also here Squalo!"
The teacher and students had their eyes bulged out, "SQUALO?!"
Yamamoto turned to them and nodded, "Yes, he's Squalo, he's also a rain guardian and I spar with him from time to time." Then, they turned to dust… Unbelievable…
"VOOIII! YAMAMOTO TAKESHI! WHERE THE DAMN HELL IS THAT VONGOLA BRAT!?"
The baseball player smiled at him sheepishly, "Ahaha… He's uhh… in a bad mood… so I'd rather advise that you don't show your faces for the time being…"
The blonde prince came in between them still having that Cheshire grin on his face, "Shishishi, and why is that, peasant?"
Yamamoto had his eyes go to different directions before facing them. He had his brows knitted together and was serious about something, "It's about the papers." He turned to a sheepish look and lightly scratched his left cheek, "I haven't seen Tsuna that mad to be honest…"
"Trash, show me where is Sawada Tsunayoshi." Xanxus threatened as he cocked his gun again.
Yamamoto slowly backed away from Xanxus and his gun as a bead of sweat rolled down from his cheek, "I really wouldn't go and see him if I were you."
"I couldn't care less."
He sighed in defeat, "East wing, first door to the left, and whatever you do, don't ask Tsuna why the rest of the wing was gone… It might anger him even more."
Yamamoto was ignored and the rest of the Varia gang went to Tsuna's office. The baseball player sighed and went back to the group.
"So… why is everyone up so early?"
The group exchanged looks before one stepped in front, "We got too excited and woke up at this time…" Kiyoteru answered.
"Haha, looks like you've finally gotten out of that depression!"
They nodded simultaneously and smiled at the baseball player. Yamamoto led them to the dining room for breakfast of course and after that, the people went into their own worlds. Soon after, the rest of the element leaders entered the dining room along with the Shimon family. The dining room became filled with people-translation: Crowding.
Hibari went out right after…
"Ne, Gokudera… why is your face red?" Yamamoto asked, poking Gokudera's cheeks.
A huge tick mark popped out of the silver head's uhh… head, "I was hit by a desk."
"You were hit by a desk? By who?"
"Juudaime."
Silence…
More silence…
Even more silence…
"Then you must be the one who brought the papers!" Yamamoto concluded.
Gokudera slapped his face and muttered, "Why are you so slow…"
Then the usual routine happened. The dining room was full of voices of different people. There was laughter, yells, indistinct chatters, etc., etc. It was full of happiness since they fully know their situation and that was enough for them to do things whole-heartedly.
Chrome swayed her head from side to side as if searching for something. This didn't go unnoticed by the element leaders, "Kufufu, Chrome, you seem to be in search of something…"
The girl with the eye patch jerked her head up, "Ah! I was wondering where was Bossu or the Varia…"
"Now that you've said that… I was sure that I heard Squalo's voice…" Gokudera mused. They exchanged looks before shrugging. Yamamoto suddenly jumped out of his seat, causing the people sitting there to jump and yelp in surprise.
"What the hell was that for baseball idiot?!"
"They went to Tsuna's office!"
"Nani?!"
"EH?!"
"NO WAY!"
"THAT'S SUICIDE!"
On cue the door smashed open. It revealed the Varia, who were as white as a ghost—except for the young mist guardian, Fran. From the looks of it, they seem to have experienced the living hell. The staggered their way to the vacant seats and slumped there. Tsuna followed soon after—and he was skipping merrily at that and sat at the center seat. He had this bright aura around him and flowers popping out from time to time.
For the first time in their lives, everybody present saw the people of the Varia visibly flinch upon the brunet's arrival.
'He must've done something horrible to them'… Was the thing crossing the people's minds…
The storm guardian awkwardly coughed into his hand before hesitantly asking, "Ju-Juudaime… you seem to be in a pretty good mood…"
"What are you saying, Gokudera-kun? I've been like this all day!" Tsuna innocently answered, with more flowers popping out of him.
Gokudera looked at the Varia, who had wilted faces, and observed them clearly. They were tense. Looking even more closely, Xanxus was glancing to the side with a scowl on his face. Looking even mo—
"Trash, try to kiss me and I'll kill you."
Noticing the distance between him and Xanxus, Gokudera scurried away from him, "I WAS NOT TRYING TO KISS YOU BAKA!" He got into a defensive position with a stupid looking fighting pose.
Xanxus raised a brow, "Was?"
"I mean, I AM NOT TRYING TO KISS YOU!" The silverette corrected. He folded his arms and looked at the opposite side, "I was just taking observation! And that is all there is to it!"
Before it turned to another argument, breakfast was served in the nick of time.
"Time to eat desu!" Haru announced.
The door leading to the kitchen opened, then, waiters and maids served the food. The breakfast was the usual… egg and toast… so cliché… They silently ate their breakfast and after that, they went to attend to their agendas.
The element leaders along with Enma decided to stay for awhile and ask Tsuna some questions. They sat enthusiastically at any available chair, as long as it was near the brunet.
"Oi, Tsuna, what happened to you? I thought you were grouchy to what the Varia gave!"
"I agree Juudaime! You even threw flying objects at me!" Gokudera added.
"Kufufu… This has been proven interesting; tell me what you did to the Varia, Sawada Tsunayoshi."
"Please do tell Bossu…"
"I hate to admit it but tell us the story Tsuna-kun!"
"I EXTREMELY AGREE!"
Tsuna suddenly burst into a huge grin, "I'll tell you if only Kyoya will come inside!" The brunet turned his head to the door. Of course the curious ones had no choice but to do it and so they forcefully dragged the prefect into the dining room. "You don't have to be so shy Hibari-san! Yosh! Now that everyone is here!... Where's Lambo?"
"Bossu, the cow child went to play with the other children…" Chrome shyly replied.
"Is that so..?" Tsuna shrugged, "Oh well… Let's see…"
~FLASHBACK~
"Darn those Varia for not doing their part with the papers…" Tsuna grumpily said as he signed the new set of papers. Those were the papers Gokudera gave to his boss earlier… along with the new ones since he threw expensive items at his right-hand man… Hooray for paperworks! NOT. "And just when I thought I could finally get some sleep!" He complained.
All of a sudden his Hyper Intuition told him that there was company…
BAM!
The door slammed opened, "VOOOOIIII! WE'VE COME FOR A VISIT VONGOLA BRAT!"
*Tick mark*
"Shishishi, the prince has come for a visit…"
*Tick marks*
"Bel-sempai… your armpit stinks…"
*More Tick marks*
"Shut up frog!"
"The two of you! Stop disgracing yourselves infront of the boss!"
*Huge tick mark!*
"Maa, fighting is bad~! So stop it ne~~?"
*Huge Throbbing tick mark*
"Shut up or I'll shoot you all!"
SNAP!
"All of you…" Tsuna's pen snapped in to two and his bangs covered his eyes, "You sure have a lot of guts to come here and show your faces to me…" A menacing aura started to leak out of Tsuna's body. He raised his head in a scary manner as his eyes started to gleam mischievously… Very terrifying sight yes…
He staggered on his way to the Varia and his aura grew larger and larger and larger and larger until it was large enough to suffocate to occupants of the room, aside from the one emitting it. "You people have a lot of nerves to come here after dumping your responsibilities to me…" Tsuna showed a devil grin and got some rope and sacks from who-knows-where, "Prepare for your punishment…"
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The sacks covering their heads were removed and found themselves tied tightly to a chair. They were in the room where Tsuna punished Hibari and Mukuro. Yup… they were in the soundproof room and infront of them was a large plasma screen TV. They heard a scheming laugh coming out of Decimo. They turned their heads in a robotic manner and paled instantly. They could see the REAL Namahage glaring infront of them.
"Vooiii… What's the meaning of this..?!" Squalo hesitantly asked. He tried to struggle out of the ropes but it was proven difficult since it was tied real tight.
Tsuna turned his head to the long haired swords man as his eyes flashed a dangerous color. It caused the swordsman to shudder under his gaze, "Pu-nish-ment." The brunet answered.
Decimo lifted a CD to them… Fuck…
Dora the Explorer…
Shit.
He played it at the highest possible volume and got microphones for each of the Varia. He attached it near to their mouths and recorded the whole scene. The Dora the explorer started but Tsuna paused it immediately and glared at the Varia.
Tsuna suddenly looked bigger when he scolded them, "Sing along with the opening!" He demanded.
And so they started to sing Dora the explorer's opening song.
"LOUDER!"
Then, the Varia suddenly sang even louder with Tsuna struggling to hold in his laughter.
"Oh! No! Dora's star patch was stolen!" The monkey named Boots said. (A/N: God I'm dying just writing this! *_*)
"Who stole my star patch?" Dora turned to the watchers. Swiper suddenly appeared from the side of the screen. That was when Tsuna paused the show again and looked like Namahage again, "ANSWER DORA!"
"OVER THERE!" They shouted in fear, except for one though. Fran was having a good time since he was still a kid. Tsuna played the show again.
Dora turned to where Swiper was but the fox hid himself immediately. Dora turned back to the watchers, "Where?"
"USE YOUR FUCKING EYES!" Xanxus snapped.
A pen going in a dreadful speed just happen to pass, missing Xanxus' cheeks by a hair's width, "Xanxus-kun, don't be so harsh with Dora…" The brunet showed a sadistic smile, causing the rest to shudder. Tsuna stalked behind the Varia before whispering behind them a warning…
"You're going to receive a much awful punishment if you don't participate with Dora… Do you get me?" Everybody nodded.
Turning back to the kiddie show…
"Who do we ask for help if we don't know which way to go?" Dora asked. The monkey behind her bounced up and down.
Hesitantly, the Varia answered—except for Fran, he's a kid after all.
"The… map…" They said, whispering.
"The map, that's right!" Dora exclaimed. On cue, the map with eyes and mouth jumped out and another song started. Tsuna glared at them to make sure that they would sing along.
And so the Varia sang together with the map song. Tsuna struggled not to laugh when the Varia was REALLY singing along. The song ended and that annoying part where the places they need to go where repeated over and over.
"Bridge, river, Castle! Say it with me" Map suggested.
Out of fear, the Varia repeated those places. Right after, the scene was back with Dora and the monkey, "Where do we go first?" Three panels appeared at the screen, "Bridge, river, castle."
"Bridge! The fucking bridge! Where the fuck is your common sense?!" Xanxus snapped again.
Yup and after that, the annoying traveling song by Dora and friends were sung and of course the Varia sang along, and that was a laugh trip for Tsuna.
"Oh no! We are missing some pieces! Count with me in Spanish!"
They started to count in Spanish, "Una, dos, tres, quatro—VOOIIII! LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!" Squalo snapped. Kiddie shows were proven to be too hardcore for the badass such as the Varia.
The story continues…
"You see Swiper?" Dora asked. "Where?"
"Behind you! He's behind you! Why are you so slow?! TURN AROUND DARN IT!" Then it was Levi's turn to snap.
'Three down, three to go…' Tsuna thought. Suddenly and image of Reborn flashed in his head and mentally slapped himself… 'Reborn… your sadism got the best of me…'
Dora arrived at the bridge and a grumpy troll with yellow hair appeared, his beard was the only things covering his private part.
Lussuria's shades suddenly cracked, "Nooo~! If you're doing that troll at least shave off the beard!" The gay one suddenly had his soul seep out of him and turned white.
(A/N: Let's skip the rest of this shall we? I might really die of writing Dora the Explorer ;P)
Dora and friends reached the castle and a prince appeared, "I will not give you this star pocket! It's mine!" The prince protested.
"No! The star pocket belongs to me. It's not good to take the belongings of others." Dora answered back.
"Shishishi! I agree! The prince shall always have whatever he wants!" Belphagor commented.
The prince in the story became sad and handed the star pocket, "I'm sorry…"
The prince in KHR frowned and turned into 'prince the ripper mode' "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! A PRINCE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE! TAKE THOSE WORDS BACK AND THAT STUPID POCKET!" The blonde prince went on an uproar but then he was suddenly silenced by the brunet, who snapped his neck.
And so the one episode of Dora the Explorer was finished. Tsuna glanced on the wall clock, "Breakfast should be served by now… Let's go shall we?" The brunet showed a scary smile and closed his video camera. He untied every one of them and gestured to the door. They passed the brunet in a ghost like manner—except for Fran, it didn't much of affected him… He's still a kid after all…
And so, Tsuna's mood became better, most of the Varia learned their lesson, and a new level of Tsuna's sadism was discovered.
~FLASHBACK END~
-Somewhere-
"Achooo!" All five people sneezed together.
"What was that about?"
-Going back…-
The people around distanced a few meters away from Tsuna. For some reason, they saw that coming. The atmosphere around Tsuna's guardians and Enma were tense and what caused them to sweat drop was Tsuna who beamed a very bright smile. They shielded their eyes from the brightness.
"Tsu… Tsuna-kun… We should probably go now…" Enma suggested.
"Hmmm… Guess you're right…" Tsuna answered. He stood up from his chair and got his glasses from his inner breast pocket, then strode to the door. He glanced back at the people left behind and raised a brow, "Are you coming or what?"
"Oh yeah…"
"Un..."
"Coming…"
The rest stood up from their chairs and also headed for the door. They went their separate ways. Enma walked with Tsuna on the way back to his office.
"Ne, Tsuna-kun… What was in the papers given by the Varia...?" Enma started the conversation.
"Hm? The papers given by the Varia?" Tsuna gave a thoughtful hum before answering, "Hospital bills…"
"Eh?"
"They were hospital bills of the people in the Varia and… Some financial bills, Repair bills, complaints, cover papers and many more…" Tsuna answered which was then followed by silence. Enma didn't know how to answer to that. His paperworks never really went large scale like Tsuna's case.
A light bulb lit on top of Enma's head but the idea of that wasn't really a good one but as a friend he's prepared to sacrifice himself—which he thought of it as 'suicide'
The red head awkwardly coughed into his hand, "Uhh… Tsuna-kun… I wouldn't mind if—"
"YOU'LL HELP ME WITH MY PAPERWORKS?!" Tsuna cut him off. He grabbed one of the red-head's hands and looked at him very expectantly. A bead of sweat rolled down Enma's cheek. He couldn't bring himself to take back the idea. He swallowed a lump, "Y-Yeah… sure… why not?"
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Tsuna cried animatedly.
"U-un… The pleasure is all mine…"
Tsuna lead him to his office… to where the curse of each boss had to handle… The Office
Tsuna happily opened the door. Enma was shaking. The door opened.
Reality just hit Enma very hard. It was white all over and the only color that was misplaced was the desk and chair… The rest of the office was covered in white LITERALLY. The red head started to regret everything he just said. Regretting… very regretting indeed…
The brunet sighed happily before turning to Enma, "You're a real life saver, you know that? These papers are all due tomorrow and I couldn't finish it because new ones keep adding to the old ones…" Tsuna sighed again and headed for his leather chair. He pointed at the extra chair and table, "You go there."
"Uhh… Yeah… sure…"
And so the life of a boss is really tiring… Especially when most of your guardians love to make a mess.
~TO BE CONTINUED~
-OMAKE!-
-The Blackmail!-
Nana has always thought that her son can look good enough as a daughter as well. She actually thought of cross-dressing him when he was younger but looking back… her son was so cute that you didn't need to cross-dress him.
She was thinking about doing some cleaning since it has been her habit. The bad part was that she doesn't know where the brooms were stored. She sighed and went to the kitchen. On her way, she saw a white envelope. She picked it up and due to curiosity, she opened it to see the contents. She suddenly squealed at the first image and decided to show it to the girls.
She ran as fast as she can because of excitement.
"Kyoko-chan! Haru!" She blasts open to the kitchen door. "Have you seen Tsu-kun?" She asked then showed an envelope full of pictures.
Haru was the first to squeal, "Kyaaa~! Cute desu! Tsuna-san looks so cute desu! It makes Haru so envious desu!"
"Wahh~! He really looks so cute! Where did you find this Nana-san?" Kyoko asked.
Nana merely shrugged, "I found it lying on the floor. I wanted to ask Tsu-kun if he knows this." She thoughtfully said. She flicked some of the pictures to view the rest
The first one was Tsuna in a female sailor uniform, though the brunet did look unconscious.
The next one was an exotic cat outfit, but Tsuna looked way more feminine since… Tsu-kun is a boy so why does he have boobs?
After that was a cute picture of Tsuna in a two piece… then again he really looked like a girl.
She gasped when a certain picture came to view. "Look at this! Look at this!" She gestured to the two girls to also look at the picture. They also gasped at the sight.
A cross-dressing Tsuna kissing his brother, Giotto.
-OMAKE-
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I rushed it a bit so yeah… Gomen Nasai 'oTL'
Also keep in mind that this OMAKE has a connection with the next chapter :
I just wanted to add the Varia and it will be continued by the part two… obviously. They will also help in the progress with the class :). Oh.. and I hope you like my drawing and just to say in advance, the next update might be late since my family is going on an outing and they said to leave the laptop. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!
Ugh… anyways
Hope you had a good laugh for this chapter ;P
-Review?
-Ciao~!