READ FIRST: Yo! Its John (the cosplayer Kyoya mentioned) I wrote this chapter with my Karkat... BUT Karkat deleted some of it! So sorry if anything seems rushed or out of place a bit. THANK KARKAT. Anywho this was kind of embarrassing to write since we cosplay as this. AND THE WINNER IS JOHN ON KARKAT (ADD moment).

Also to a anon and a few people, THANK YOU FOR YOUR NICE COMMENTS, they gave us hope to finish this somehow. Also for a certain someone who wanted a hug. /Gives you hugs while dogging Karkat's flying items/ I'm a fan of your fanlyness! :B

**Be sure to read the note at the end of the story.

Karkat: FUCK YOU

We will get to that Kar…

Karkat: …

WARNING: WE HAD TO CUT SOME OF THE GRAPHIC SCENE OUT, Due to stupid deletion of M rated stories in the past. So to keep it T, there is a re-edited version in the story.

Anywho Enjoy!


"I'm bringing sexy back! My buckets are here and selling fast, showw me wwhat you got." Eridan had on his vampire prince outfit while shaking his way to Fef. "Go glub yourself! Ugh!" She pushed him away again. "You're singing Sexy Back? Why, you're the reason it LEFT!" Karkat stood by the door frame looking both amused and pissed. "Wwhat the fuck Kar?!" Karkat shrugged and invited himself to sit on the nearest bean bag.

The room was decked out in purple and various shades of blue. Eridan said it was "Swwag"; Karkat had no insult since it did look okay. Mirrors lined the wall and a walk in closet that hung scarfs to revealing clothing. He shivered at that last part.

Karkat's gaze landed on a picture of what he thought was Eridan's sister. "The fuck is this fish freak." He stared at the picture before biting back his laughter. "That is Eridan; he wore a dress wh-" Fef was cut off by her annoying friend's yelling. "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY THINGS." Eridan quickly swiped the picture with a low growl and proceeded back to his closet.

'That is forever burned in my memory….' Karkat banged his head on the wall for hours.

~~Later On~~

"Karkitty! Why aren't you dressed?" Nepeta pounced Karkat from behind nuzzling his neck. "Ergh- Oh hey, don't want to..." She sat up bringing him with her to a stand. "You need help with your costume? I can help nya!" She grabbed his hand and led him to an empty room before he could reject.

She rummaged through Fef's makeup to find some to put on Karkat while he changed. Nepeta picked out "Shark's Bite" and decided to use that has some blood. "Karkitty? You okay?" She lightly tapped on the screen door to the closet. They were in Fef's room; unlike Eridan she had shells on the pink and yellow walls, with sea like furniture with pale paper screen doors replacing regular ones.

"It's too small! So can't go, oops! Oh well." Karkat replied back nervously while looking at himself in the mirror. He recently bought a tail to match since it lacked a little devil. He stared at the clawed fabric along his inner legs and knees. 'As if the tightness wasn't enough to embarrass the shit out of me…' He slipped on the half shirt with the matching jacket when Nepeta fell against the door, causing it to open. She couldn't help but blush, the dark grey and red outfit matched him perfectly. She noted the jacket was the only red besides the slashes on pants. "I take the stare as a compliment?" He reached out his hand and she took it apologizing.

Karkat stared at the growing darkness outside the window. He was nervous, and didn't know why. Nepeta noticed it and hugged him. "Don't worry, your purrfect the way you are Karkitty." She didn't expect what he would do next, as he turned around hugging her back. She practically melted in the hug. 'Karkitty…' He hugged her a bit tighter and let go. "Don't tell anyone about this... and uh, thanks..." He walked out to meet the other two waiting by the door, leaving a smiling neko staring after him.


Rose was tapping her foot waiting impatiently; she was waiting on the boys she had to babysit. She was wearing a "Corpse Bride" dress with her black lipstick. She made minor changes by dying the dress black and ripping the bottom. She had painted her skin closely to the trolls' but with a blue tint along with bones that looked realistic.


"You guys are pushing your luck; Rose is going to be mad!" Kanaya tapped her foot glaring at every last one of the trouble trio. John floated around the room looking for his hat, while Dave tormented Sollux. "To bee or not to BEE, that is the question!" Dave knew it was a bee costume the whole time. "Thut the hell up!" Dave dodged a punch that sent Sollux falling to the ground. The costume was heavy. Dave wanted to make him suffer a bit more, so waved a picture in front of his face. "Didn't your "lusus" dress you up in a banana suit when you were a grub?" Sollux shot up and reached for the picture. "Where diid you get that?! Ii thought ii burned- Eridan…."

Dave dodged another punch and put it back in his pocket. "Say Mississippi, WITHOUT your lisp and you can get it back." More like never in Dave's mind, it was good blackmail. Eridan had a bunch of those pictures; Dave didn't want to know how or where he got them. "MiTTHHH…THHHIPI... MITHH.. FUCK YOU!"

"Not thanks bro! Keep trying." Dave shoved his hands in his pockets and walked out of the room.

~~5 Minutes Later~~

Kanaya had enough of their games and dragged them down the stairs. John easily dodged her by staying in the air. Rose smiled as they finally came down after an hour. "About time, we have 30 minutes before the party starts, and Dave you're the DJ! Even though this will make your ego swell more, you are the life of that party music wise." Kanaya dusted off her robe as she glanced at her girlfriend. "All set darling?" Rose nodded as she looked over Kanaya's costume. She wore a black robe that had one side slit up to her thigh. A V-neck showed her skin more, with crisscross laces keeping it together. Rose also notice of the fairly large reaper blade in her hands.

She smiled as she walked out to the van with her friends.


The car ride was horrible; Kanaya was driving and had a temper worse than Karkat when doing so. "MOVE IT" She swerved the van over a ditch, causing Dave to smash his face against a window and John to fall into Sollux knocking their glasses off again. Kanaya did though; manage to drive where they had to pick up their friends.

Gamzee decided to ride with Fef and Eridan along with Tavros. Smart move too, because Karkat made the matter worse.

Karkat was seated between John and Dave, with Sollux beside Dave on the far end. Lucky Rose got a seat to herself in the front, next to the crazy driver. "FUCK YOUR WORSE THAN GAMZEE" Karkat held onto the seats as they by-passed another curve. "H-how about the radio, it can calm nerves." John suggested. Rose turned on the radio making the ride a bit smoother.

We are young by Fun played on the radio, Karkat decided to change the lyrics around. "At midnight…We are crazy, so let's set DAVE ON FIRE! He will glow brighter, than the stars!" Dave flipped him off making him grin. Sollux joined in singing the chorus, Dave then put his headphones on blast ignoring them the rest of the ride. Rose and John started laughing; even Kanaya joined them at the scowl on Dave's face.

When they pulled up to the mansion, there were more people than they remembered. "Uh Dave, I thought it was just us." Apparently Dave bragged about how cool it was going to be, and invited random people he knew. John watched as Dave jumped out of the van and ran to his DJ booth disappearing into the club lights. Everyone else followed, splitting up to their separate ways.


Music blasted throughout the house, the song "Animals" played on the speakers with a club remix John could tell was made by Dave. The ball room was what anyone first walked into, spiral stair cases were on each side, which led to booths above the dance floor where Dave was. A grand stair case was on the far right side with a few doors here and there. John decided to wonder around for anyone he knew. He then saw Vriska with Terezi and headed over to them.

"Where is everyone?" Terezi turned around with her broom nearly knocking John over as she swung it around. "John is that you? You smell different." Vriska took the broom away and answered John instead. "Everyone is in the next room over getting ready to play a game. Something called truth or scare." John nodded and looked for the room. He singled Dave up in the booth; he waved ushering to go on without him.

~~In the game room~~

Gamzee was bobbing for apples; it didn't turn out so good because they got stuck on his horns. He didn't mind though, he liked them since they matched his rainbow clown suit. Tavros was sitting on the floor with Nepeta carving pumpkins. Some people thought he was cute with his lion costume, but they did question the horns. Tavros shrugged and got taken away by a protective Gamzee. Karkat was stuffing his mouth with candy while Sollux was prying a vampire prince off him, he preferred "Prince of Buckets" whenever anyone asked what Eridan was. Rose and Kanaya were nowhere to be seen. 'Probably back with Terezi and Vriska.' John took a seat by Karkat, scaring him whenever he spoke up.

"Hey Karkat!" Said troll jumped and spilt his candy all around him. "Fuck Egbert, that was the last of that shit!" "If its shit, why are you eating it?" John answered with his toothy smile. Karkat growled and shoved his pumpkin sack in his face. John laughed throwing it back. "Hey Karkat can I have one?" It was a box of pocky Karkat was munching on. "Fuck you, no." John shrugged "Then let's share it?" Karkat saw no harm in sharing a piece and starting to break it off, but was stopped by a hand.

"Let's play a game instead. You take one end and I take the other, whoever eats the most wins!" Karkat narrowed his eyes and started biting. John was near the middle when Karkat froze. He glared and took another bite barely brushing his lips with John's. "I won fuckass-" He was cut off by John's lips on his. The kiss didn't last long due to someone noticing them. "Oh my cod! Aren't you two affectionate!" Fef stood in her sea princess outfit with her hand to her cheek. Karkat pushed John to the floor and stormed off, with Fef giggling slightly. "So I take it you're coming to play truth or scare?"


Everyone in the game room sat in a circle, and it did turn out, was truth or dare as John expected, being a Halloween version. He looked around the room nervously. Gamzee sat between Tavros and Karkat; John across from Karkat followed by Nepeta, Eridan, Sollux, and Fef in that order.

"Alright this is truth or scare. You get to ask someone a question, and they either pick truth or scare. No back outs!" Fef got out a skeleton hand and placed it in the middle. "Whoever spins it asks the question, and whoever it lands on has to answer. Any questions?" Eridan raised his hand only to get shot down. "NO ERIDAN, this isn't that kissing game." Some started giggling whenever they heard a silent "aww".

Fef spun first, and it landed on Sollux. "Sollux, truth or sc-" "Truth" She pondered for a second looking around the room. "What are your feelings about Eridan?" Some "oohs" and "ahhs" were heard as Sollux tensed up. "Eridan iis an iinsensiitiive priick, but… ii gueth he iith alriight..." "Oh Sol! I Lovve you too!" Eridan flew midair onto Sollux in glee. "Augh! Get the hell off me!"

Sollux kicked Eridan off and spun the arm for it to land on John. "John truth or thcare" "Uhm…truth?" Sollux thought for a bit before voicing it out. "Are you homothexual?" John glanced at Karkat then at everyone staring at him. "Uh… You guys know this already. I'm not." Karkat felt like his heart was shattering inside him. His grip tightened on his costume as he quickly sat up to leave. "Karkitty what's wrong?" Nepeta's voice held worry. He tried not to stumble over his words as he answered. "Leaving, need to d-do something." He cursed at himself for stuttering and ran out of the room. Just then the lights started flickering with thunder in the distance.


Everyone decided to break up in groups and look for Karkat after he was gone for almost an hour. Gamzee put his hand on John's shoulder. "Yo mother fucker, I know the truth." 'Shit…' John's thoughts raced as he tried to figure out how Gamzee knew about him and Karkat. "He likes you, and I can tell you feel the same. Stop hiding it, it will only bring pain. You're going to fix this." John never seen Gamzee so serious, it was almost scary. "Don't hurt him anymore than you already have, he IS my morail." John nodded and started to walk up the grand stairs.

He looked out the windows has he walked the halls. A storm was moving in, the thunder shook the house slightly when it sounded across the sky. 'I'm sorry Karkat..'

~~With Karkat~~

Karkat found the nearest bathroom not far from the stairs. He couldn't hold it any longer, he let tears fall not caring that it soaked his clothes. He looked in the mirror at his face. "How could anyone like him, love something like me!" He slammed his hand on the sink, causing himself to scream out. It hurt, and would leave a bruise later on. He slid down the wall holding his hand staring at the ceiling.

The lights started to flicker again and didn't go unnoticed by the troll. 'Gogdamnit…' He put his hands over his ears as the thunder struck the sky. The lights stopped flickering as he released his hands from his head. He sighed wiping unshed tears from his eyes.


John jumped at the sound of a scream, it sounded like pain. He decided it was Karkat and rushed down the line of doors along the wall. The lights started flickering as he opened each door after door.

"He's not there."

John turned around to find no one. He shook his head and continued to look further down the hall.

"You have a hard time listening, or just not that bright."

He slammed a door and turned around again. "Not funny who's-" It was a girl, but a little older. She pointed to a door further down the hall. "What, how-" She then pointed to the lights and sure enough they went out.

The lights came back on shortly and she was gone. He decided to take the door the girl pointed to, no matter how silly he thought it was.

He opened the door hearing whimpering. He stepped inside closing the door behind him, opening the shower curtains. Karkat was hugging his knees, face stained with red staring up at John. "Karkat! Oh my god, are you bleeding?" He offered his hand for it to be slapped away. "Stay the fuck away from me, and troll body fluids tend to be similar to their blood dumbass…" John reached again and held his face. "Karkat I'm sorry... I didn't-" "BULLSHIT" Karkat slammed John against the opposite wall, pinning his arms.

"YOU CAN SAY AS IT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, BUT WHENEVER YOU GET THE CHANCE TO PROVE ANYTHING YOU FUCK IT UP. THEN APOLOGIZE FOR FUCKING UP AND SURE ENOUGH DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. IM SICK OF IT JOHN!" He widened his eyes as he heard his name escape the other's lips. "You... never called me by my name before…" Karkat was taken aback, but quickly recovered. "You don't give a shit, even if the lights would go out now you would leave me here. SO GO HOLE PUNCH MY BEATING CHAMBERS AND STEP ON IT LIKE YOU INTEND TO DO FUCKASS." It was John's turn to yell, he had it with Karkat.

"DOES THE GREAT KARKAT THINK HE KNOWS EVERYTHING? NO! God forbid that he knows there is someone who cares for him! Obviously you think you never did anything wrong, that it's my entire fault! You

don't know anything Karkat!" John's eyes started to tear up, it didn't go unnoticed though. "Fuck you Karkat…" Just then the lights went out.


Screams filled the ballroom as the lights went out; Dave hopped down from the balcony where his booth was. "Alright everyone, stay calm and stay together." Vriska and Terezi handed out flash lights, while Nepeta gathered the rest of her friends. "Where is John and Karkitty?" Everyone shrugged. "He is probably looking for Karkat or wants to be alone with him." They turned to see Rose with Kanaya. "Wwhere have you twwo been?" Eridan got jabbed in the side by Fef and took it as a sign to shut up. "That doesn't concern you." Kanaya spoke up.

"HEY MOTHER FUCKERS!" Gamzee held a flashlight up to his face, his clown makeup made him scarier in the dark. Some people in the room screamed while others laughed. "Ghost stories anyone?" Everyone gathered around Gamzee ready to hear a story. "Alright, there once was a girl who lived in this very mansion. She was a maiden and seeked her matespr- I mean her undying love for someone.

Sometime later she found that person, and shortly after he was in danger. She vowed to protect and that's what she did. She was found in her room stabbed to death; wounds to her stomach. Turns out she protected her mate from a mad man who was jealous of him being the heir of his families' riches. The dude was caught, and left a mourning man longing after his wife. He later took his own life, not being able to handle the despair. He promised his heart and soul to the girl. And that's what he did; he laid his once beating heart in a box in her stone grave. He also hoped she would have his soul for all eternity when they met again."

Everyone tensed up a bit wanting more. "To this day, she roams around searching for her mate. She never passed on, while he did." Gamzee ended the story and looked around the room. "You mother fuckers scared?" The thunder sounded throughout the sky with a flash of lightning. He got his answer by the screams.


Karkat held onto John as he guided him through the halls. Thunder clapped in the midnight sky making his grip tighten. "Where the fuck are you taking me Egbert?" John turned around facing Karkat. "To be alone with you... This time I'm not joking, and not fucking around." Karkat blushed as he was led into a empty room.

The room had a double bed and was fairly large. The bed was angled towards a window that was covered with silky drapes. The room looked like it wasn't used in some time, but was well kept. There was a bookshelf along with some boxes scattered against the floor.

John sat on the bed followed by Karkat. "This is soft." John rolled on the bed over Karkat. "Egbert I'm not some pillow of yours." Karkat struggled to get out from under him. "You should be." He sat up and pulled Karkat into his lap. "You said no more jokes Eg- " He was interrupted by soft lips on his. "Karkat... I think I'm ready to fill a bucket with you, if that's what it's called." Soft red dusted Karkat's face as he was pushed against the bed. "And I'm being the leader." Karkat was going to object but was silenced by another kiss.

John was pushed down as Karkat climbed onto him deepening the kiss. He broke the kiss and licked up John's neck, making little sounds escape pink lips. "Nn... Ah. Karkat..." Karkat let his hands roam over John's torso slowly lifting his shirt over his head. He tossed the shirt to the ground and took his own top and jacket off. Soon they both were stripped down to their boxers.

Karkat bit at his collar bone and descended down his chest. He reached for John's boxers only to have a pillow slammed in his face. "Whoa what are you doing?" Karkat fell backwards trying to get the pillow off. "MHT THF FMK EFRT." He threw the pillow down and growled. "I told you I'm in charge and you have to take off ALL your clothes too." He gasped as John pushed him back down sitting between his legs. "Fuck it, let's go back downstairs." Karkat started pushing him away with his hand. John used one of his free hands and yanked Karkat's boxers down while he was distracted.

Karkat cursed and covered himself as John cupped his hands over Karkat's, reveling his bulge. "It really is similar. Wow..." John was shown diagrams about troll's reproductive systems. He learned they shared the same organs to reproduce, but the males were not much different from himself. He couldn't help poking it. Karkat had enough and grabbed John's boxers pulling them off. "Not another fucking word Egderp.." John laughed and pulled Karkat in his lap again. "Eager much?" He pressed himself further against the troll earning a low moan. "Fuck..John, my bulge is aching, stop fucking with me." He started grinding his hips into Karkat's making the troll under him moan louder. His nails raked down John's back only to make him grind harder. He slowed down and kissed Karkat passionately while stroking his bulge along with his movements. "Hold on a sec." Karkat laid there watching as John pull out a bottle from his pant pocket. "It's going to hurt less if we use this."


Moans filled the air along with low purring. John rocked in and out of Karkat hitting his sweet spot each time. Karkat wrapped his arms around John as he rubbed the base of his horns. "Oh gog… J-John.." They were both close, John thrusted one last time before releasing inside Karkat. "Mh..AH FUCK, b-bucket." He broke out of his daze and quickly pulled out of Karkat hearing a hiss. He looked under the bed ironically finding a bucket, gaving it to Karkat. Good timing because Karkat's release filled it completely.

John tried not to get aroused again as he watched Karkat pump himself into the bucket.

After Karkat finished, John set the bucket back under the bed. He would take care of it later, for now he wanted to be with his matesprit. Karkat turned to face John and pulled him closer under the covers. "You're a pain in the ass…" Karkat mumbled as he nuzzled into his lover's neck. John smiled and rubbed his back gently. "I love you too, Karkat."


The lights turned back on after an hour. Everyone cheered and Dave went back to his booth as DJ-God. "About time, I couldn't see!" Terezi yawned as she sat up. "Wwhat do you mean you couldn't see in the dark, your bl-" Eridan's face collided with her fist. "I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over your face cracking under my hand."

Everyone went back to what they were doing, except Rose, Kanaya, Nepeta, and Gamzee. "I suggest we go find them now. The party is going to end soon." Kanaya spoke up in her mannerly tone. The four of them walked up the stair case; Rose was the first to notice a slightly open door. She thought the wind might have blown it open, but seen no windows that were left for any air flow to get in.

Rose peeked her head in to find a sleeping Karkat snuggled up to John. She smiled to herself as she quietly shut the door. 'I knew you would find yourself, John. You have also found someone that cares greatly for you, congrats.' She turned around to find the others were behind her. "Aw that was mother fucking sweet. I knew he had it in him." The others nodded in agreement and walked back down stairs. Nepeta stayed behind with a sad smile on her face. 'I'm happy you found happiness Karkitty, but can't help to feel sad at the same time.' She glanced around feeling a cold chill. She shrugged it off as she hurried to find her friends downstairs.

Meanwhile, a certain girl was giggling watching the last of the boys' friends run down the stairs back to the party. Her ghostly skin blended in the moonlight as she looked back at the room. The wind blew from the window she was standing by, causing her Victorian dress to flow like water. She pushed her silver hair from her face, her hand slowly resting over her stomach. It still pained her, even if it was years ago. A hand then touched her shoulder and realized it was her long lost husband. "Time to go home; I've been waiting a thousand years for you." Her face brightened as she hugged him tight. Together they faded in the crisp fall night.

~~The End~~


THAT WAS FREAKIN HARD TO WRITE. /falls on bed/ Oh someone said there was a ghost some time back? YOU WERE RIGHT. But the ghost was in this chapter only, so you saw it coming before anyone else. Congrats!

Karkat: No shit Egderp.

You deleted half of it…

Karkat: No way am I embarrassing myself more than I have to.

Anyways, THANKS FOR READING THIS, even though I think it kind of didn't go well... But then again, it did. Kyoya said something about a bonus? Ah what? I wasn't informed, but luckily it's already done. But it's something along the lines of if anyone wants it they can get a link. Or if she feels like it.

Karkat: It's a sappy story isn't it? Knowing her is going to be perverted. Well hope you fuckasses enjoyed it. I'm leaving.

Karkat! Ugh, thanks again guys, Be sure to leave reviews thanking her for this story.