"ROXAS IF YOU DON'T TURN THAT DOWN I'M GOING TO-" screamed Kairi over the loud music blaring from Roxas' new speakers which caused the house to shake as if an earthquake was happening.
"SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOUR BIG, RUBBERY, AND FLAPPING LOUD MOUTH OVER THE SOUND OF PURE AND UTTER EPICNESS!" shouted Roxas back turning the speakers a dial up.
Downstairs, the rest of the group was busy trying to make breakfast, but failing poorly as everything seemed to be jumping up as if they were in a bouncy castle. This caused Storm to try his best to balance nearly everything in the kitchen with nearly every part of his body excluding his head and left leg. So far, he's managed to balance every piece of silverware and china without dropping or breaking them, while Namine and Xion bounced over to him with the cooked products in the sizzling frying pan that would land right on whatever plate that Storm had closest to him.
"WOW YOU'RE REALLY GOOD WITH THIS, STORM!" shouted Sora pushing the table back into the living once Riku and Axel lost their grip.
"YEAH WHEN DID YOU LEARN HOW TO BALANCE THINGS SO PERFECTLY!?" shouted Riku.
"I LEARNED HOW TO BALENT DINGS ON A BELL PERFECTLY BY LISTENING TO THEIR SOUND!" shouted Storm.
"NO, I SAID WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO BALANCE THINGS SO PERFECTLY!?" repeated Riku.
"NO, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO A BALLET SO PURFECTLY!" shouted Storm.
"NO, BALANCE THINGS SO PERFECTLY!" shouted Riku a little slower.
"YES, I NATURALLY GREW UP WITH THIS TALENT DUE TO MY REFLECTS!" shouted Storm.
"ROXAS!" shouted Kairi.
"WHEN IS HE GOING TO TURN THAT DOWN!?" shouted Namine to Xion.
"I DON'T THINK HE CAN TURN THAT AROUND! HE'S NOT THAT STRONG!" shouted Xion.
"NO, I SAID WHEN IS HE GOING TO TURN THAT DOWN!?" repeated Namine.
"NO, HE'S NOT GOING TO COME AROUND TOWN!" shouted Xion.
"SHE SAID WHEN'S HE GOING TO TURN THAT DOWN!?" shouted Storm.
TURN IT DOWN FOR WHAT!?
Immediately, the entire house shook the with force of a 4.0 earthquake erupting right below them, throwing everyone on the bottom into an object, or to the floor or wall. The table that Riku was holding slid to the right, hitting Sora in his gut and pulling him along for a ride into the wall across from Storm, who flipped over the table and caught everything he was holding by balancing them all on his head, arms, hands, and feet landing directly on the table. Sora screamed like a little girl as the wood drove into his stomach pushing his organs almost to his back before the table slid the other way, over a lying Riku who nearly managed to avoid getting smacked in the back of the head by the round table.
"ROXAS-YOU KNOW WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN HEAR A DAMN THING!?" shouted Storm.
"WHAT!?" shouted everyone downstairs in union as the house shifted the other direction very quickly.
By the time Riku had to react to the shift, his forehead connected to the hard wooden edge leaving a giant open cut on his forehead knocking him out cold. Meanwhile, upstairs, Kairi was trying to get to Roxas' room, but failed hopelessly as the house kept going back and forth like a ship being hit by rough waves sending her to the floor or wall with the force of a big rig. It took nearly twenty-five minutes, and a very strong fight against Newton, before she finally managed to get into Roxas' room where Roxas was busy reading a magazine, lying in his bed. He seemed to be enjoying himself which angered Kairi to the point where she was ready to take matters into her own hands, mainly due to the fact that everybody else was preoccupied.
"Okay, now that that's settled let's eat!" shouted Storm, quickly throwing everything into the air as the table finally settled in its original position along with everything else.
The plates, and silverware, managed to fall perfectly into place just as the table slid over to its original position, stopping them from crashing against the floor.
"Wow, that was very well timed," said Xion in amazement as Sora limped his way over to his chair, while Riku was lead to the bathroom to get cleaned up.
"I actually thought everything wasn't going to fall into place at the right time, but whatever," replied Storm shrugging as Kairi and Roxas shortly joined them, Roxas having shoe imprints on his face.
"So, Roxas, how's the new speakers?" asked Sora.
"WHAT!?" shouted Roxas tilting his left ear toward Sora.
"The idiot made his own self go deaf," groaned Axel shaking his head in disapproval." And that's why I never act like a black person."
Xion eyed him oddly before shrugging, and eating.