This is probably the last chapter though I may add some more after ~ it all depends whether people like it! VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU DOING RYUZAKI" shouted Lights dad at L as he wrote his wifes name in the death note.
"Don't worry I have a plan but I hope this works…" he replied as he pulled a second death note out of his bag but this one was glittery and white and made of silk and said life note on the front…
IN LIGHTS AND DARKS HOUSE
Light's mom jumped through the door and said in a strange voice that was not hers "I AM L. I KNOW THAT YOU ARE KIRA DARK YAGAMI AND I AM GOING TO REVEAL IT TO THE WORLD AND THEN ARREST YOU LATER"
"Holly shit!" muttered Dark as Light's mom danced around the room under the control of the death note which was making her say all these things.
"ALSO I AM NOT DEAD YOUR PLAN TO KILL ME FAILED BECAUSE I AM SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE SOICHIRO ON MY SIDE." She continued (though it wasn't her saying all this crazy stuff it was L using the death note)
Lights mom pulled a knife out of her apron and held it against Dark and sayd "I DON'T HAVE THE EVIDENCE YET BUT IF YOU COME WITH ME TO THE WAREHOUSE THEN I THINK WE CAN COME TO AN AGREEMENT"
Then she fell over and dyed of a heart attack.
"L YOU F-CKING MANIAC YOU KILLED MY WIF!" Lights dad yelled as loud as loud as he could which was pretty damn loud cos he was a cop.
"Not so fast" replied the short messy detective man and wrote "Lights mom comes back to life" in the life note.
There was a blinding flash of light and a noise like a bunch of angles signing and Lights mom got up and came back to life.
"Your alive!" cheered Soichiro as he glomped Light's mom to the ground.
BUT WHATS GOING ON BACK AT DARKS HOUSE?!?!
"WTF!" shouted Light "we have to go to the warehouse again but this time we don't have mikami!" he shouted.
"Calm down Light" dark said "I have another plan and this will end the story once and for all."
They went to the warehouse and L was waiting for them there. Near was there as well and he was playing with some toy robot or something I don't know its not really important.
"I have come of my own three will but it appears that it was not needed for you have not proofed that I'm Kira!"
"That's were your wrong!" L replied
"You don't have any evidence that I'm kira" said Dark triumphantly
"But you came here. That proves that you are kira!!!!" L decryed
Dark was so shocked that he fell to the floor screaming! How could he have given himself away so easily!? But he still had his trump card waiting in his pants! He reached into his pocket and took the royal death note out of his pocket.
He didn't know Ls name but he didn't have to! He wrote L in the book and straight away the detective fell over and started dying!
"How are you doing this" asked L forcefully as rolled on the floor suffering heart attacks and pain.
"Because my shinigami is the king of the shinigami and has the power to kill anyone even if you don't know there name!"
At that moment Blud appeared in front of Dark and said "THAT'S WHERE YOUR WRONG MY SHINY HAIRED APPRENTICE. YOU SEE I ONLY PRETENDED TO BE YOUR SHINIGAMI BUT IN FACT I WAS L'S ALL ALONG. I GAVE HIM A LIFE NOTE AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WRITE L'S NAME IN IT AND HE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AS GOOD AS NEW AND YOUR PLANS WILL HAVE BIN FOILLED!"
L wrote L Lawleit in the life note and jumped back to his feet. He looked mad and said "OK THAT PROVED THAT YOU WERE BECAUSE YOU KILLED ME!"
L put the handcuffs on Dark
"Now I have put an end to your rain of terror kira. I hope our paths never cross again!"
Blud then whispered in Darks ear "I don't actually work for L he only thinks I do when really I work for you"
Dark repled "I know… everything went exactly as planned!"
IN PRISON
Prison life was good to Dark because he was kira and everyone in prison was his b-tch. He could eat lots of prison food and because he had given L a fake royal death note and not the real one he could hipnotise prisoners into doing illegal stuff for him and then dying without the guards catching on.
Then one day he wrote the names of everyone in the prison and all the guards and stuff too and made them dig a tunnel out. When L found out he was mad!
"How did he escape the prison!" L asked ponderously as he chewed a big old mouth of gummy candy and gum. Then he looked at the royal death note and noticed it was a fake and got even madder!!
"I'LL GET YOU DARK YAGAMI IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!" he cried
MEANWHILE AT THE YAGAMI HOUSE
"Welcome back Dark" said Lights mom who didn't remember all the dying and mean stuff she said earlier. Also he had Blud wipe Soichiros head so he would forget to.
"Me and misa are going steady" said Sayu to dark "Want a threesome" she winked?
"Better make it a foursome!" joked Light Yagami and everyone laughed.
THE END…
Miles away Yotsuba was just getting off his train holding the death note he had stolen from Matt.
"Now the party can really begin!"
OR IS IT?!?!