Author's Note; HI! I'M BAAAAAACK! Now as The Goddess of Awesomeness instead of Idizzle22. 'Cause I'm the awesomest person ever to walk this planet. So without further ado, the first real chapter of 'The Sapphires'...

Disclaimer; I do not own Harry Potter.

CHAPTER I

My family is the nuttiest family you will ever meet. Not the opening you were expecting, huh? Well, it's true. Do any of your families have girls with the same first name and last name, or who dye random clumps of their hair random colors, or whose hair changes color naturally, or dyes their hair completely pink, or dyes it according to the fad? Or neighbors that are like siblings that like to hang out in graveyards at age ten, or who can change into a monkey at will? No? Nobody? Thought so, I told you so, etc., etc. I swear me, Ruby, and Sean (no matter how incredibly annoying he is) are the only sane ones.

Wow, just realized I haven't introduced myself yet. Oops. Sorry I'm not sorry. I'm Diamond Sapphire, your narrator, author, whatever you wanna call it. I know it's a weird name but at least it's not as bad as some of my siblings. (I'm going to count Sean, Lightning, and Monkey as my siblings from now on.) I mean at least Diamond is a semi-normal name unlike Lightning, Opal, Aquamarine, and Monkey. But Aquamarine is called by 'Aqua' for short and Opal goes by her middle name Jessica. But none of us have it as bad as my sister Sapphire. Sapphire Sapphire? I don't know what my parents were thinking with that one.

Anyway, the story starts the day before I go to my first year at Hogwarts. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Sorry, acting like Willow. Now...

I woke up to yelling and screaming.

"AQUA! GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK!"

"I DON'T HAVE IT!"

"ALL YOU DO IS FOLLOW MONKEY AROUND LIKE A LOST PUPPY!"

"I DO NOT! I AM MY OWN PERSON, SAPPHIRE!"

"YOU'RE A LITTLE BRAT WHO WON'T STAY OUT OF MY STUFF!"

"YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOOOO SMART JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLDER AND IN RAVENCLAW!"

"THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING!"

"I KNOW, RIGHT!"

"Guys, stop yelling at eachother. I'm sure we can work this ou-OOH! SUGAR!"

I groaned. Every. Single. Freaking. Time. And Monkey and Lightning were usually the peacemakers. I would be too unless Sean was there. He just picked fights. Most of the time.

The ones shouting/talking were (In order); Pearl, Aqua, Sapphire, Jessica, Jade, Ruby, Sean, Lightning, and Monkey.

I got up and threw on a long dark green t-shirt, some long khaki shorts, and black high-tops. I ran a brush through my long tangled red curls, trying to get the knots out. Once I'd succeeded in my quest, I braided my hair. I walked toward the kitchen to get some breakfast and checked the time. 6:07.

Ugh. Great, no sleep for the Whovian. I see how it is. I grabbed a bowl of Cheerios and a bottle of water, put on some 3D glasses, and made my way to the screening room. There, as I expected, were a bunch of screens showing the areas of the house where the action was going on. And sitting there eating popcorn and also wearing3D glasses were Sean and Lightning. I sat down next to Lightning and watched the situations.

Aqua was in Pearl's room, holding Pearl's Divergent book behind her back while screaming at her. Pearl's face was red from screaming, her hair was blood red because she was mad, and her grey eyes looked like miniature storm clouds—I thought they would start shooting lightning. Sapphire looked like she was about to catch fire, it even looked like her hair was smoking. Jessica was livid and definitely having a temper tantrum. Jade was covered in paint—as usual—but it looked like Ruby squirted her. Ruby was in fact holding squashed tubes of paint with her fists clenched and her hands colorful. Monkey was running around the house with a donut in each hand, flickering between monkey and human so fast she was blurry.

Sadly, this was normal behavior for us. I grabbed the intercom from Sean-who had been egging Sapphire on as she had tackled Jessica.

"ATTENTION PEASANTS!" I yelled and everyone stopped shouting/glaring/fighting and covered their ears. "Thank you. Now, stop fighting and work it out calmly, or I will come over there. And let me tell you, I am anything but happy at being woken up at SIX IN THE MORNING!"

"Jeez, that was stupid." Sean told me.

"Excuse me?" I asked.

"You heard me. That was stupid. You're being a tyrant."

"I'm not being a tyrant, I'm solving the problem. They were arguing, now they aren't."

"Yeah, but you're making them do what you want them to do. You always take control and act like we should follow you."

"I do not! Now shut up and leave me alone!"

"No!"

"Did anyone even invite you here? Because last time I checked this wasn't your house."

"I don't need to be invited. Besides what will you do?"

"I'll build a horde of evil snowmen. And then we'll take over the world!" I sang. (A/N; That was a line from Paint's After Ever After Part 2. Check it out on YouTube and iTunes! I don't own it!😉) I then stalked away, imagining me setting Sean on fire. I started humming My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark after I thought of that image.

I found myself in my room and shrugged, taking it as a sign that I should start packing. HOGWARTS! I hope I get Gryffindor or Ravenclaw. I'm not sure which I would like more. I packed my robes, my pointed black hat, books, etc., etc. I got bored so I grabbed my iPod and put it on shuffle, singing along.

When I'd finally finished packing, four people plopped themselves down onto my bed. "Hi guys." I sighed. They never knocked. Ever. It was of course Sapphire, Pearl, Ruby, and Monkey. Out of all of us, we got along the best. Well, most of the time.

"Hey, Diamond!" Sapphire exclaimed. "Like what I'm wearing?"

I looked up and almost had a heart attack. She was wearing a red cocktail dress! And matching heels! "One, where did you get those? And two, do they even sell those stuff to eleven-year-olds?"

She just shrugged and I tossed her a hot pink tank top, peach jeans, and hot pink sandals. I don't know how her clothes got in my room but I didn't care. "Change. Now." I ordered.

"You're no fun!" Sapphire grumbled, getting in my walk-in closet. I took in what the others were wearing.

Ruby had on a dark blue t-shirt with a lightning bolt on it, dark grey sweat pants, and yellow flats. Pearl was wearing a black t-shirt with an owl on it the same color as her eyes, washed out black jeans, and black flip-flops. Monkey was wearing a white shirt with a monkey on it and black leggings. She was always barefoot, no matter what.

Sapphire came out of the closet grumbling about no freedom of expression. Her hair was in a braid, just like me and Ruby. We usually did our hair the same way without even planning it.

The three of us looked nothing alike except for our eyes and the fact that we all had freckles. We all had blue eyes. Sapphire's were sapphire, Ruby's were the color of the sky, and mine were a teal color.

I had naturally tan skin and naturally red hair. Sapphire had dark skin and hair naturally black as night—she died it cherry red. Ruby had glasses, reallly pale skin, and blonded hair.

"Why are you all in here?" I asked.

"Aqua got a pet spider." Pearl said, shuddering.

"Jade wants to maim me for squeezing all of the paint onto her face." Ruby shrugged.

"Jessica wants to kill me for pulling a prank on her." Sapphire remarked.

"Mom banned me from the kitchen." Monkey told us. She grew up without a Mom, so our Mom was her substitute. Neither of them minded.

"Sean said I was being a tyrant." I told them.

"Please!" Sapphire exclaimed.

"Are you kidding me?" Ruby asked.

"He's the tyrant!" Monkey yelled.

"We always have to do what Sean wants to do because he's a 'guest'." Pearl complained. "Please, he's here as much as we are. He has a key to the mansion for crying out loud!"

We heard a knock at the door. Sapphire tip-toed over and locked it as I asked, "Who is it?"

"It's Aqua and my new pet spider Natasha!"

"And Jessica!"

"And Jade!"

"And Sean!"

The five of us exchanged a look. "Nobody's home! Please leave a message after the beep! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

"Oh, I guess they're not in there! Let's go!" Aqua exclaimed as the five of us facepalmed.

"Of course they're in there! Idiot!" Jessica yelled.

Monkey opened the window and peeked out. "All clear! Nobody down there except Lightning!" She whispered.

As Sean picked the lock, we all climbed out of my bedroom window, onto the ledge, and jumped. I was the last one through, so I closed the window behind me.

My Mom was washing the dishes and looked up in time the see me fall from the sky and take off, Lightning right behind me.

We went to Monkey's backyard, we we built a treehouse so the six of us could escape the others if needed. We talked, laughed, ate snacks, and played games until the sun started to set.

Monkey, Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire and I stood up. Lightning looked at us sadly.

"Why do you have to go?" He asked. "We used to stay here well into the night. Monkey, last year you went to that weird summer camp. And Pearl, you and Jade have been going there for two years!"

"We have to get home." Pearl told him. "We have to catch a train tomorrow."

"I'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" Sapphire told him.

Lightning immediately perked up. "Okay!" He climbed down the ladder and towards home.

We climbed down and started to head home, except for Monkey, who said, "I'm gonna tell my Dad I'm sleeping over your house! Catch up with you guys later!"

"You're not really going to send him a Hogwarts toilet seat, are you?" Pearl asked Sapphire as we were walking home.

"Oh, yes I am." She answered mysteriously.

"Okay then," I said, walking slightly faster then her.

"The four of us, Monkey, Jade, and Sean should have a sleepover in Diamond's room tonight!" Ruby suggested.

"I don't know…" Pearl trailed off.

"Oh, come on! You and Jade had a sleepover two years ago! And last year Monkey joined you two!" Sapphire exclaimed.

"Why my room?" I asked. "And why is Sean invited."

"It'll be in your room because you're the only one of us who didn't really make anyone mad today. And Sean's invited because he'll tell Mom and Dad if we don't invite him." Ruby explained.

"Fine." Pearl and I agreed.

So we had our sleepover. At about eleven, Aqua slipped Natasha under the door and caused a riot. Literally.

Monkey was on the ceiling—I don't even wanna know how the heck she got up there. Pearl crawled back out of the window. Jade was cowering in the corner—she doesn't do bugs. Sean and Ruby were trying to see who could kill Natasha first. Aqua came in and started crying because they were trying to kill her pet. Jessica stormed in and started yelling at them, saying they were interupting her beauty sleep. lightning showed up out of nowhere—I think he, Jessica, and Aqua were having a sleepover of their own—and started trying to calm down Jessica and Aqua. And Sapphire and I were sitting on my bed wearing 3D glasses, eating popcorn, and laughing hysterically.

After the whole thing was resolved and the three younger kids went back to their sleepover, I climbed into bed to get some sleep.

"You know, I should get the bed since I'm the guest." Sean said.

"Shut up Sean!" Six girls yelled at him.

As I was about to fall asleep, one thought took over my mind, Tomorrow, I am finally going to Hogwarts!

Author's Note; Told you I would update! This is just so you can see an average day with the Sapphires. I might make the sleepover a oneshot if you want—review and we shall see! All right, next chapter is The Hogwarts Express! 🚂 And also, I know people view this story. So, I will not update until I get at leadt five reviews—I want to know your opinion! What I did well, what I did badly, which is your favorite! I cannot stress this enough, review!

P.S. I had to put the part about the Hogwarts toilet seat. It was one of my favorite lines from The Sorceror's Stone and I couldn't help it.

~Goddess of Awesomeness