THANKS FOR LOVIN MY STORY! AND THE CRIT! I WILL STOOP PUTTING NOTES IN BRACKETS! (EXCPET THIS ONE LOL!)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The nuclear bom went off like a bom and blew up the street and some houses and a car too .
"WHAT THE F-CK WAS THAT" belowed Dark putting his cloths on.
"I was probably just a dog or a bom or something. Cum back to bed" said Misa Sayu,, Light, light's mom and that girl from the bus who were having a sevensome in the basement bed to hide frim Soichiro.
But Dark jumped out the window and fell like 20 feet and landed on a barbeque which was on but he was hard so he didn't catch fire and he ate a burger as he looked at the big hole that the bom had made in the road.
"F-------------------------------------------------CK!" he screamed spitting bits of burger all over Light's dad who had cum to see what had happened to.
"MY CAR!" lights dad scream looking at the scratch in the paint that the nuclear bom had made.
Dark put on a spacesuit and stepped out into thw hole. It was the biggest hole hae had ever seen because it was as big as a bus and nearly as deep. The middle was all radiactiv so he had to make sure he dint stand in the radiactiv that had coverd stuff in green.
In the middle was a tall slimy man covered in green with a magic death note.
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM YOTSUBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the man said being all creepy because he had dead in the bom and was a ghost. "USE YOUR LIFE NOTE TO SAVE MEEEEEEE BEFORE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
So derk saved him and life noted him back to life.
"BIG MISTAKE!" he screamed throwing him at him.
"DARK! NO" shouted light's mom. She gotted from Dark wat she never got from Soichiro nad his creepy mustache and sexed loads of times a day now. If he died then shed have to go back to sexing other people. "DON'T DIE! I GET FROM YOU WHAT I NEVER GOT FROM SOICHIRO AND HIS CREEPY MUSTACHE!!!"
Then yotsuba got a gun and fired fast at dark but he was too fast and missed and shot a light instead and everything wnet dark.
"I failed my master!" yotsuba said to L.
"Don't worry! I will send you again if I don't kill you cos im so dam mad!" said a mysterious detective. "but first, I will send my apprentice and he has grey hair."
"Wherer is he?"
"He is… NEAR!"
"When will he cum?"
"The time is…….. NEAR!"
"Will he beat Drak ones and for all?"
"Darks end is………….. NEAR!"
"What is his name...?"
"His name is……" then the phone rang and it was the magic phone aht talked to the president.
"YES MISTER PRESIDENT. NEAR IS DEAD. I WILL SEND MY NEW APPRENTICE INSTEAD THEN. SEND HIM IN AIRFORCE WON NOW!"
L turned back into Yotsuba.
"HIS NAME IS……………………………… HAL LINDER!"
Then a plane landed . It was the air force. Hal walkedi n and toked out his gun.
"I WILL SHOOT DARK AND HE WIL DIE OR MY NAME ISN'T HAL Q LINDER!"
Using a teleport note L had found in Russia he teleported back to Lights house in amercia.
He gotted the gun and shot Dark and he died.
"No! That wasn't me!" shouted Dark running. "That was my brother……………………………………………………………….. Light Yagami!"
There was a minute quiet for Light. Then he got life noted back.
"Few! I thought I was a boner there!"
"We all fought that." Said Misa and stopped hugging him because he wasn't one.
"I HAVE ALSO FAILED said Hal.
"Then I will send my last agent said L.
Meanwhile Light and Dark and Misa and Sayu and Lights mom and that girl from the bus had gone back the basement and were naked and sexing and stuff. Sudanly, Soichiro jumped in.
"NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!"
"try to understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said lights mom getting up. Then she knew she was naked and put on a vest.
"OK! But only because I looooooove you!" Soichiro said and hugged them all except the girl from the bus who flet a bit left out.
Suddenly she took like five guns out from under her pillow and pointed them to everyone.
"Let's stay calm and not do anything rash!" shreked Light dancing around like a little girl. She pulled the gun and a bullet came out. Everything went all matrixy and light's mom could only watch in horror as the bullets came and hit dark and they died.
"Tell… my… mom…. I…. love………………………. Her!" said dark before he died.
"Dark is dead and the world is safe!" said the girl fro mthe bus teleporting back to L. She was a hero and got on tv and stuff and there was a parade for her. Everyone was happy except for a few sad people and they were all called Yagami except Misa who was not called Yagami but she was called Anime and that's quite close.
BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
IN THE SHINIGAMI WORLD!
"Now I have bcome the new king of the shinigami!" roared Dark as he shot Blud and took his royal death note and blood bananas.
"BEFORE I DIE DO ONE THING FOR ME! GIVE…… ME… A…… BLOOD … B…A…N…A…N…N…A…N…A"
So BLud ate a blood banana and died happy.
"Now time to maek a few changes around here!" said Dark turning into a shinigami. He was as a big as a bus and was wearing leather pants which dint hide his super big man thingy which was the size of a bus and twice as wide. His hair was every color of the rainbow but only in dark black like oil or something. His seventy-nine eyes all burned a diffrent shed of red except one which was gold because it contained the tiny good part of his sole.
His deathnote changed too. It turned rainbow black like his oily hair and got new words on it. And they said…………….… EVERYTHING NOTE!
"NOW I CAN DO EVERYTHING!" he mumbled
THIS MUST BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!