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The world of the shinigami was very cold except for the hot bits and also some bits that were alright and that was where Dark was because he was the new king of the shinigami.

"BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW KING PUNNY MORTALS! Dark said in a very kingish way

All the other sinigami bowed there heads off because they loved him so much in a nonsexy way except the women.

"we love you DARK." They cried.

"I AM NOT DARK ANYMORE! FROM NO ON MY NAME WILL BE……….. DU'ARQ!"

Everyone did the new name dance and then there was a feast with twelve turkeys and a pig and a soup made from blood bananas and this was served with blood wine and not alcholic blood wine for the kiddies and also there was mineral water to. They were in the big cafeterria of the palace and the walls were made gold but it was red gold made of bones and brains and other organs.

Du'ark gotted up and made some toast.

"I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE BUS GIRL WHO SHOOT ME BECAUSE THANS TO HER I AM NO WKING OF THE SHINIGAMI AND NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT OF HER BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE DEAD OR AT LEAST AS DEAD AS I AM WHICH IS NOT VERY BECAUSE I AM A SHINIGAMI"

"hiphiphooray!" they cheered and then a DJ came on and they all danced the night away to some beats.

The next morning D'uarq climed out of his royal bed with the four hundred women he had sexed with naked last night. He locked out of his window at New York and said "I WILL GO HOME!" and he jumed out the window and landed in his neyborhood.

Loads of people screamed and some more went poop in there pants. There was a million feet monster now in the city and his name was………….. DA'ARQ!

"PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!" he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen and not rjust run and scream a lot which they were. The stopped and turned and lookd at him and everyone wa amased by how hansom he was specally the women.

"I HAV CUM TO GE TREVENGE ON THE ONE WHO KILL ME! AND HIS NAME IS………………. Ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BACK AT HE HOTEL!

Watari who was not dead because he had CPR was watching lost when suddenly they was a newsflash. A monser was attacking new york! And that minster was…….. DU'RAQ!

HE ran over the building and jumoed over the couch and a fire and found himself in Ls room.

"MASTER!" he roared bristihly! "THAT FOOLISH WANKER DA'URQ IS IN NEW YORK AND HES KILLING SOME POOR SODS!"

Then he gasped all scandalsed and stuff. L was in bed sexing! And the person he was sexing was……………….. Light!

Atari watched for a few minites and then said "WELL WHAT DO HAVE WE HERE!" "MARSTER L IS WANKING WITH MY GOOD FELLOW LIGHT! OH DEAR GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They were all embarrassed and finished up fastly and got dressed.

"That was good and also quiet sexy," side Light as tey got in the helicopter and flew fast to the city where Duarq was fighting.

"Thank you I tried hard and you were also sexing well too" mumbled L as they went over the Hudson and could see were D'aurq was and he was tall. There was fire and smoke and then they saw that he was pantless because he was busy sexing again.

"OH NO MY BLOODY EYES!" Watari bellowed. "THANK THE QUEEN NONE OF THE WEE NIPPERS CAN SEE THIS CHAP MAKING AN ARSE OF HIM BY HIS FORNIKATIONS!"

Darq reached in his pokeits and pulled out a big black shiny book that shined in the big sun like oil or gas or that paint you get on cars sometimes.

"HE HAS A DARN EVERYTHING NOTE! THAT TIT IS TAKING THE PISS NOW!"

He got out a pen and it was a shinigami pen. The big bit was made of the leg bone of an elephant and the end was made of gold. The ink was blood but it was mixed with oil to make it black and siny. There were skulls and stuff on it and also eyeballs wich could read every thing you made and say it was spelled write.

He wrote fast "The helicopter bows up!"

"WE MUST GET THE WANK OUT OF THIS SODDING CONTRACEPTION!" and watari held a parachute and jumped out. L andl Ight joined him just before a helicopter exploded.

"WHAT THE F-CKING PISS DO WE DO?" roared Watari

"I have a plane………." Mumbled L with thoughts….