I GOT FIFETENHUNDERD VIEWS ON THIS FIC! THANX FOR THE READINGS! YOU GUYS ARE ROCK!!!! ALSO I JUTS READ TWILIGHT. ITS ALL GIRLY BUT EMET IS BADASS!

CHOAS! was happening in new York city where every one was running about like mad because of the big the monster that was going crazy and taking out some buildings and some dudes too. That monser was Dark Yagami who was calld Da'urq but is not (AN: IT WAS TOO HARD TO SpELL LOL!). Explosions were happen and one of them was a plane.

Fallling from the plane fast like a brick was L and Light and Atari who had parachutes.

"How did I get in this mess lover?" asked L and they shot passed a skycraper because they were gay and did slash.

"Well Light replied it all started when I met my brother Dark Yamiga. Littel did I know he was non other than kira and killed mello and stole his clothes and came to America with a royal death note and killed some dudes and my sister was a lesbean and then beat you and become a shinigami." (AN: In case you forgot witch you shudnt because it was awesome but a long time ago so you may forgot!)

"ENOUGH OF YOUR RUDDY FLASHBACKERY YOU SODDING ARSES!" said the britih man getting pissed. Off

They laned in the street and ran to ls other plane which was a harriar jump jet and was painted with all pink and lame and not badass like darks jump jet which was black and had skull and crossbones and a turbo and a spoiler 2. They rocketed into the sky like a rocket and landed on Darks giant dude thingy which was big enough to land a plane on so they did.

"Brother!" roared L

"STOP!" screamed light like a girl.

"LISSEN YOU F-CKING WANKER!"

Dark lissened to Watari because he was a bad arse and wielding too sniper rifles one in each hand.

"TELL US WHAT THE WANK YOU ARE BLOODY DOING?????"

Dark said in his shinigamiest voice "I AM THE NEW KING OF THE SHINIGAMI AND HAS THE EVEYTHING NOTE!"

Watrai gasped. "NOT THE SODDY EVERYTHING NOTE?!"

"Whats that do gramps?" asked L who was also Wataris grandkid but he only told him this not on screen.

"LEGEND TELLS OF A BOOK OWNED BY THE SHINIGAMI WHICH CAN DO WHATEVER THE BUGGERY ITS OWNER WANTS. DARK IS USING IT IN WAYS THTA WE WILL SOON LEAN!"

They flew up to his shoulder and looked at the book he was holding and writing stuff in. HE didnt have a pen big enough so he was using a nuclear missal filled with blood as ink and the writing was all red and green with blood and nuclears.

And he had written "I TAKE OVER THE WURLD IN 5 MINUTES" and his watch only had 7 seconds to go!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed L as he glomped light and they sexed for 7 seconds.

Then there was a big bang!

When the smoke cleared!

DARK WAS KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!

HE started crying with happy but then stopped and man cried instead which was more manly.

"I AM SOOOOOO AWESOME!"

Everyone agreed and huged him except for one person who was flying towards him in a black jump jet with spoilers and a turbo and it was his jump jet and it had been stolen by someone we will learn in about a pantograph or so!

Dark was wearing a crown and a robe and a big cod peace that hid his dainty parts.

"WE FAILLED YOU GODWANKED SODS!" watari britished dropping all his snipper guns and crying on the floor.

"DONT WORRY! I WILL PAY YOU WELL BECAUSE YOU WERE MY BROTHER AND YOU WERE MY BEST FREND AND YOU WERE HIS GRAMPA!"

And Light become the president and L became the emper of Japan because he japanish and Watari was the queen of England and also Scotland.

Then a harriet jump jet screamed into view and shot a bunch of nucle ar missals! Dark tried to write "DESTORY THE NUCLEARS!" but he accidental blew up his pen insted becase it was nucelar.

They hit him and stuff wnet back to normal! There was woosh and a bang and some little bangs and a whole bunch of magics going off at once.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" roared Watara when he stooped being the queen.

"Thats for everyone!" sed a girl in the cab of the jet. And everyone cheered except for peeps who fought Dark was sexy which was quiet a lot of people but most peeps fought the girl in the cab was even sexyer and it was...................... SAYU!

"The army hiered me to fight you and kill you!" Sayu muttered over the speaker. "So i stoled your jet and shot you!" AND NOW I AM QUEEN OF THE SHINNIGAMI!"

Then she got giant and Dark went normal sized. She was as big as a tower and had a big chest which was so big it covered the sun.

Dark stumbled and sed "I thought you loved me!"

"NO I AM LESBEAN REMEMBER! I LOVE MISA AND ONLY YOU AS A BOTHER BUT NOT A LESBEAN!"

STAY TURNED FOR THE NEW CHAPTER WHICH WILL BE FIGHT OF THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE SHINIGAMI! IT WILL MORE AWESOME YET! AND MORE SEXINGS WIHCH THIS CHAPTER FORGOT!