NO SHINIGAMI FIGHT THAT IDEA WAS DUM. THIS IS COOL THO! CAR CHASES WOOOO!
MEANWHIL IN FRANCE:
It was a sunny day. Some birds were high in the trees and making happy noises. Then a explosion.
"Whatez was thát?" they all assed in French?
It was........... a mystery!
BACK IN THE NEW YORK!
Sayu was mega sized and leaning over Dark. She poked him up and held him and he wiggled like a bugly man.
"I WILL BRING U TO JUSTICE!" she coffed and dropped him on L who got some hands cuff and cuffed him. Thy put Dark in a straight jacket and a blindfold and one of those wheelamajigs from silens of the lams.
But before he could go to the police car to go to the new house of his which was the prison Dark pulled a trick out of his sleeves!
He took the everything note and writ "GO BACK IN TIM!"
FOUR DAYS AGO IN FRANS!
Dark landed int he past and looked at some French dudes and also some French chicks. He was in francs.
"Watchez where tu are going!" a man screamed at him driving a cab. He was in the street!
"F-CK TU!" exploded Dark and looked at the clock. It was nearly 3 o clock.
He knew Near was in the town today and he dead mystery only it would not be a mystery any more because Dark was gonna do it!
He went to a gun shop and bought a snipper rifle and a bunch of bullets. He only nedded one because he was a good shot but you cant buy one bullet so he had to buy a hole box. The rest he would put on ebay or something when he was don.
Then he climed the Eyfal tower to the top secret floor where noone new about and got his snipe out and looked for Near. He saw him near (Get it!) a hotel but he had body guards and was safe for now.
"Damn something has changed. He knoes i kill him so hes looking out for me."
He stayed up the tower all night except when he went down for supper and got some cwasonns (Its a tip of French cake mad of bread!).
The necks day near came out of the hotle.
"THIS IS MY CHANCE" explained Dark at the top of his lunges and pulled the trigger. But Near pulled out a nerf (hes not allowe d a real gun cos hes a kid but his nerf fires real bullets) and shot the bullets out and also the scope of the sniper.
"F-CK! HE SEEN ME!" bellowed Dark and jumped out the tower and laned in the river tames. He got out and saw Near!
He stoled a cab form a dude who said "GETTEZ BAQ HERE TU MER F-KEZ!" and speeded down the lane and hit some barrels that blew up and made fire and wind and blew a laddies skirt and he could see her pants and they were French.
"You can't catch me!" rofled Near as he got in a NASCAR and vroomed away. There was action and guns shot and a bullet nearly hit Dark but he did a nitro and dodged it and it hit a French bread instead so everyone was okay.
A guy started throwing knives at the car but the cab was knife proof. Dark grabbed one and throwed it back and it hit the guy and he blooded and died and there was so much blood Darks car went red.
Near did an hand break turn around the mona lisa church and smashed a window and drived through beeping to scare peeps away.
"TU WILL PAYEZ FOR THIS!" the preist swore as he locked at the smashed window and the other car witch was red jumpijng through it fastly. They wet real fast down the isle flashing there lights and shooting at eachother. Dark pressed a magic button and a machine gun came out and loads of bullets smashed Nears NASCAR. Lucky (or unlucky for dark!) it was a bulletpoof NASCAR.
They were almost out the church and ran through the doors and found themselves burning rubbers on the strrets outside. They were all stony and old and dark was getting stoned.
"I WILL TURBO!" he hollered and turboeed like hed never turboed before. He rammed Near BANG! Again BANG!"
"Stop that ! I just finished paying for this F-CKER!" Near squeeked like a mouse driving a NASACR.
There were some lights ahead and they were red because it was the red light distict. (AN: that mens a place with sexy laddies!) Then there was a nother light which was red but it was a traffic light (AN: I do not think the france have these but it makes my chase cool so whatevs!)
WHOOOOOOOOSH!
They wooshed through. A car skiided to stop and hit anoter and that hit another. They all hit a tanker and it was carring nuclears so when it went up it made a massive fireball that chased Near and Dark down the streets burning everything in its path.
"NOOOOO! I MUST FASTER!" Near and Dark chanted and span round a corner.
It was magic fire so it could go round corners.
They both had to use all their turbos which made them so they flew over the Tames and laned on the highway. AND THEY WERE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
They doged round cars who beeped at them and they kept going like 300 killmeters an hour (an: killmeter is france for miles). Dark saw a sexy chick and he waved to her and she stopped and loked at the sexy dude and crashed so Dark rescued her fast.
"GRACIAS!" she thanked. "I fortez je was mort" (An: France for dead) "Jem apple Naomi"
"Naomi? Did you die in the cupboard sexing in chapter 4?"
"No that was Takada dressed as me." (AN: In case u forget!!)
"but how will we catch him?" Dark sed. "he is near (get it?!) the channel tunnel and then he can go to London."
"I am from Lodon!" she replied and showed him her knickers (AN: English for panties) wtich had the british flag on them.
"I believe you. LET PUT THIS PLANE INTO ACTION" he yelled as they floored into the tunnel to Eggland.
I KNOW NOAMI WAS NOT ENLGISH BUT IT MAKESS THE STORY COOLER THIS WAY! THANKS FOR READING! PLEASE REIVEW PLEASE PLEASE!