The train stopped in Whales. They jumped out on the station and Dark did a roll to be cool. A cop saw them and shot a shotgun gun but the bullets curved like the matrix or something and broke a window and the train and a fire ran after them at like the speed of light so Dark had to grab Near and Noami and jumped fast offa cliff into loch nes.
They saw the monster and dark punched it out and swimmed to the orfanage.
IN A SCIENCE PLACE DEEP IN THE BOWLS OF THE WAMMY HOUSE!
There was a test tube and one of those fire thingys from cemistry lessens in school shotting sparks everywhere. In the test tube was a laddie and she was naked and a whole bunch of pipes and wires and stuff were stuck to her skin. Then she got out and gettted dress. She put on a silver top that said nike on it and genes as well that were ripped. She died her hare and it was pink with green bits and some red and also some b lack where the die missed. Then she mohawked her hair and put on a piercing shaped like a nuclear.
ON THE ROOF!
Dark got a drill from his pocket and drilled himself a hole in the roof and jumped in. Inside was like 1000000 stormtroopers that weren't but wore the suits for safeness.
"Oh great not again!" Dark said scarasticly. He drew he gun and checked the clip. It had 100000 bullts in it so there would be just enough if he didnt miss and cos hes a dead good shot he didnt and they all got blasted away and the room was safe agan but bloody. Except he missed one so he had to punch a guy in the face and he punched so hard it went through and killed like a hundred more.
It was all to violet for Near who was near (GET IT) at a window watching the fight and being sick everywhere becos the only blood he saw was Bluds blood bananas which were melty and sometimes made blood everywhere.
"WHERES THE F-CKING LAB?" Noami pouted.
"Look for a sign that says Labradory" said Dark cos he was a smarty and new what lab was.
They found it and went in. But it was a lavatory and the real place was necksdoor.
IN THE F-CKING LAB!
"WHO ARE YOU?" said the naked girl wearing cloths but noone could hear her cos she was speaking Whalesish.
"I speke Whales too!" Near said and tramslated.
"I am Dark Yagami. You look sexyed. I am Dark Yagami."
"NO WAY!" she explained. "IM YOUR F-CKING SISTER! NIGHT YAAGMI!"
They all gasped even tho they new cos i told them last time remember?
"Its a good thing i dnt sex you!" they roflmaoed.
They sat down and drank some tea cos they were in british still.
"I was cloned from your DNA!" Night explained picking up teh creamer.
"From my DAN? Where did they get it!"
"You lived here. It was easy for Roger to get it from you at night." Roger was a creepy dude.
"So wat powers do you have?" ponded Dark.
"Well my skin is made of death note so i can kill people by getting tattoos. Aslo I will one day sign the song that ends the world."
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" said Near playing with some toy legos.
"Also I have shinigami eyes and ears so i can hear peeps thoughts." She locked at near. "You just thinked about making a laddie out of lego and sexing it."
Near was embraced.
"Do you have a shinigami nose too?"
"No that is silly."
"Well" said Dark putting his tea. "That was fun. Lets go sex Naomi."
"NO!" suddenly said.
"Y?"
"Cos.... I love NIGHT now!"
"WTF?" Dark exploding jumping over the walls and smashing some science.
"No. Dark is a nicer dude than me and also Im already in love." Night mumbled.
"Who.......?" said Dark who already new the anser but wasn't sure.
"Mello."
"BUT I KILLED MELLOW?"
"HA I KNEW IT" rroared a mystery stranger with blond hair and awhole bunch of leather jumping out of a test tube.
"No... your dead!"
"Thats what you think...."
It was Mello! And he had a life note! And L was there! And Night was getting a tattoo! And it said.... "Near"!
WHAT A TWITS! EXPLODING ACTIONS NEXT TIME!