And here we go with chapter three. :3 Thank you people for reviewing so much. I really appreciate it.
Simon: *is ripping something up*
Piggy: Hey! Ralph!
Ralph: You. Can't. Come.
Piggy: Plan B! You told them I was called Piggy!
Ralph: ...Dude, you didn't tell me your real name. What was I supposed to let them call you Fatty?
Piggy: *coughs*
Ralph: You already did this but... go take everyone's name again. See ya!
SCENE CHANGE!
Ralph: *drops fruit on Jack and Simon*
A large rock is seen.
Ralph: A rock! Let's send it crashing down into the forest where a littleun could be playing! :D
Jack and Simon: Yaaay!
Random child number nine: Ahhhhh!
RalphJackSimon: *go running off and climb a mountain*
Ralph: ...Well, it's an island.
Jack: What the fuck is wrong with my hair?
*crickets chirp*
Jack: If my 1990 version can swear, I can too!
SCENE CHANGE!
Ralph: Aww, look, a pig-
Jack: *pulls out knife*
Ralph: O.O
Pig: Freeeeedom! *runs away*
Jack: I'm so depressed that I couldn't kill a pig, I'm going to poke my knife up my nose. That's right. Up my nose.
Simon: I'm so innocent, I'm flipping off the camera! :D
Simon fangirls: SO CUTE.
Jack: MUST KILL THE JOY. *kills the pretty flower Simon was looking at*
Simon: :'(
SCENE CHANGE!
Conch: I'm sitting here, being awesome...
What sounds like Ralph speaking into a megaphone: We're on an island. It's probably uninhabited, but we didn't explore very much, we pretty much stopped when the rabid fangirls threatened to kill Jack for making Simon cry, but whatevs. We're going to have to look after ourselves. I think it's a good island, you know, until the fear sets in and stuff. There's fruit, but it's kind of high in the tree, so you can all have fun throwing it down at people-
Roger: Excellent...
Ralph: ...Anyway, there's water, and I'm thirty percent sure there aren't any dangerous animals, so it could be worse. We could be in the middle of a desert or something. Miraculously, none of are hurt, except the ones that died when the plane went in the water, and the ones that got crushed by the gigantic rock, but whatever. We can build lame-o shelters that will barely shade us from the rain, so if we're smart, we'll be fine. And if we're stupid, we'll have fun. But let's be smart and be fine!
Jack: I'm already fine.
Random child ten: Where will we sleep?
Random child eleven: ...He just said that we'll build shelters.
Ralph: *gets rid of his megaphone* Oh, and we can't all be talking at once. We're going to pass around the conch. Whoever has it can talk. Except me. I can talk all the time. And we should make a rule about how you can't forcibly take the conch from other people, but who cares.
Roger: *gives creepy look to boy next to him*
Nightkill: ...That counts as creepy looks to the camera. Number two!
Jack: I agree! We should have rules and obey them! We're not savages-
Nightkill: OH THE IRONY.
Jack: We're English. And English are the best at everything. And have sexy accents.
Everyone: Yaaaay!
Jack: So we'll have rules, and if anyone breaks them, they shall be fed to Roger.
Roger: *grins*
Piggy: *stands up while holding the conch*
Everyone: Piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy
Someone that sounds like Jack but is probably Ralph: QUIET!
Piggy: Who knows we're here?
Random child twelve: Me! Me! I know we're here!
Piggy: Nobody knows we're here!
Random child twelve: Aw...
Piggy: Anyway, what I'm trying to get to is that we'll all die a horrible death on this island. Good day!
Maurice: *stares blankly off into the distance*
Random child thirteen: *gets the conch but whispers in Piggy's ear*
Piggy: So, what about that snake thing.
Simon: I'm being OOC and laughing at him with everyone else! :D
Ralph: What snake thing?
Piggy: Wait... wait... it's a beastie. Yep. Definitely a beastie.
Ralph: Beastie?
Jack: *laughs along with everyone*
Piggy: Wait a minute, it's a snake-thing. A big snake-thing. He saw it.
Nightkill: Creepy look Roger gives the camera number three... and we're only twenty-one minutes into the film...
Jack: When?
Piggy: When he was wandering around the jungle... alone... in the dark...
Simon: THIS IS MY SERIOUS FACE.
Piggy: And when he could see, it turned into a vine. So, is it coming back?
Ralph: He was imagining things.
Children: *mutter amongst themselves*
Ralph: No, seriously!
Jack: OBVIOUSLY, Ralph's right. People who are in power are ALWAYS right. There isn't a- oh, who's kidding, of course there's a snake-thing! But don't worry, we'll kill it! :D
Ralph: ...Yeah, whatever. If a ship heads this way, they probably won't notice us. So we're going to set the island on fire so they come rescue us! :D
Everyone: ...
Ralph: Sorry, that's not till the end. We'll just make smoke on top of the mountain.
Small children: FIRE!
Nightkill: I'm not going to keep putting the reviews here, because, uh, sometimes they get kinda long. Cx. Just the penname and then the replies.
TO AZMARIAHARMONY –
Roger: Um. Thank you?
Jack: I AM NOT HAVING MY TIME OF THE MONTH.
Roger: …That's just what you want people to think.
Jack: SHUT UP, ROGER.
MEGAN777-
Simon: Thank you. :3 It's nice to know some people like me.
Simon fangirls: Joinnn ussss….
DUTHAE CILTHRI-
Nightkill: Yes, I'm actually working on that one right now. :3 Thanks for your review!
LAUREN KASSIDY-
Simon: Thank you for your review. :)
Random child seven: Of course I couldn't chose between them… seriously, have you seen Jack? And Ralph's cool. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN JACK?
AZULFOXX88-
Ralph: I'M SORRY I'M NOT AS SMEXXI AS JACK.
Jack: You shouldn't feel back. Nobody can be as smexxi as me.
Nightkill: I mentioned this up there, but, yes, I am doing a parody of the 90's movie.
ROGER FROM LOTF OBSESSOR-
Jack: Of course I'm king of the high c's….
Simon: I'm sorry I don't look like canon Simon-
Simon fangirls: YOU'RE ADORABLE.
PINKYKUPKAKE-
Nightkill: Thanks for your review. :) And, yes, I am doing a parody of the 90's movie.
ALLTHEGOODNONESARETAKEN-
Simon: …I have a condition.
Roger: *creepily stares at reviewer*
Choirboys: We pause for dramatic effect! :D
Random child number seven: You just can't pick one or the other.
Choirboys: We love telephone! Except Roger always changes it to something making fun of someone. Usually it's Simon, but that time it was Piggy.
Jack: I'm not savage enough to stab people yet. :(
Piggy: …shut up.
ARRANCARRAYFLO-
Simon: Thank you for reviewing! :D