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"Mello!" Dark screeched. "How you did live after I shooted you in the neck and the face and the heart too?"
"I made a deal with a dude who saved me with his Life Not!"
"Who?!?!!?!?!!"
"IT WAS I MY TRAITERY FRIEND! BLUD THE TRUE KING OF THE SHINIGAMI UNLIKE YOU WHO IS A FAKE!"
"Dark turned round. Standing over him snarling and dropping bits of blood and slobber was a fierce dude with twenty feet tall. His blood mowhawk was blooder than ever and there were dead peeps stuck to the spikes screaming in pain. His tooths had been sharpened so they were all sharp and bumpy like a saw and strong enough to chomp bone or concrete or even diamond but he didnt eat them cos they were pricy. He was wearing a coat of armer made of lava with guns and swords and cannons stuck to it. He was driving a motorbike and it was powered by nuclears which made it faster.
He got out a samari sword and waved it about dangerously.
"I WILL FIGHT YOUR FOR MY HONOR OR MY NAME IST BLUD SHINIGAMI!"
He swung his sword real fast at Dark and dodged it faster so they were fighting to fast to see. Occasionally a bomb or a spark went off and made it more exciting and one time Dark did a kamy hamy ha. They stopped for a bit flying in the air as bits of rock and science floated around then.
"YOU WERE A WORTHY APPRENTICE MY YOUNG GRASSHOOPER" he said wiping blood of his mouth. "BUT NOW YOU WILL DIET!"
He put the sword away and got out a big mace. He sprayed the mace but missed. Then he got out seventeen crossbows stuck together with blood and duck tape. He fired and arrows went everywear. And one of hem hit............................................ Mello.
"YOU TRAITER!" he roared.
"YOU FUEL! I WAS ON DARKS SIDE ALL ALONG! THAT WHY I DIDNT EAT HIS HEAD AND DRINK THE YUMMY BLOOD INSIDE!"
Mello gut a bazuka out of pants and pointed it at Dark who punched it out of the air so it went in the sky and hit a bird harmless. Then Mello threw a punch of grenades but forgot the pins so nothing happened except one hit Near and he got a bruse and cryed for an hour.
"WHY DID YOU KILL ME YOU CN------T?" He said with a naughty word which I cant say cos its T not M.
"Cos Im evil."
And then it all made sense.
Dark got out a knife from his arm like the assassens creed dude and stabbed Near near (ITS A JOKE!) the heart.
"AKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK" Near wheezed bleeding alover his silk PJs. "Why... di.....d .... y...o.u......kill.....me and not like kill L.......first?"
"Becuase I need you for a sacrifis. And that sacrifis will kill L for ones and all.!"
"You assho......." and then he dead.
Naomi who was there but not talking cos I forgetted her said "That was so hot lets sex."
Night finished her tatto but then it was to late so she just had a tattoo that said near for no reason.
"Wait for me" she sayed getting off her shirt.
So they found a bed in the Whammy house and it was Rogers but he didnt know because he busy being a creepy dude in town with a dog (SEE MY OTHER STORY FOR TEH DEETS!).
Dark and Night took it turns cos they were bros and it would be creepy otherways. They sexed all thru the dark night (GET IT?)
"Thanks for preteding to fight me Blud?" Dark said vociferusly the next day while eating sum Luckyc Harms for brekfast.
"NO PROBS BRO"
"If there is anything i can do?"
"COULD YOU SET ME UP WITH YOUR MOM?"
Dark punched BLud cos he was the only guy aloud to make your mom jokes about Light's mom.
"OK THEN COULD YOU BUY ME ALL THE BLOOD BANANAS IN THE WORD?"
So Dark got on a plane to a rare island in Russia which which was the only place where they grew and buyed them all and gave them and gave them to BLud who went to town on them but not litrallly cos that wouldn't make sense.
"Now Sis and Naomi. Lets do a sacrifis!"
"Why?"
"Cos I want to make an Anti Life Note which can kill dudes and stop them getting life noted back which is a pain in the ass. And do that I need the blood of a verging."
He got near out of his prison.
"Where are you taking me?" he wet his pants saying.
"TO THE SARCFIS ROOM"
The sacrifis room was very pretty and had nice wallpaper but now it was all ruined with blood and pain and dead peoples hands on the walls. Night drawwed a pentagon on her self with a tattoo pen and it became a portal to the shinigami land. Dark drank some of Nears blood and spat it out cos it was gross and it hit a book and magiced it into a.......... ANTI LIFE NOTE!
"Let's get this bad boy tryed out!" Dark roared. He gived it to Night who writed on it....... "Near!"
Near died.
Then they got a life note and nothing happened. HE WAS DEAD FOREVER? O_o; SHOCKING!
"Now I can kill L ones and for all!"
He wrote L in the Anti Live Note but nothing happened because it was not the royal death note and he didnt no the real name.
"F-CK" he sighed. "I Will have to go on a QUEST to find his real name!"
QUESTING ACTION GARANTED! NEXT TIME ON LIGHT AND DARK THE ADVENTURNES OF DARK YAGAMI AND NIGHT YAGAMI TOO!
TELL YOUR FREDS TOO COS THEY WILL LUV IT AND IT SEEMS TO BE POPLAR NOW!