Hey more stuff finally!!! Sorry it tok so long lol! But now i has summer vacashn adn its righting time!
L was sad because he dead. There was dead dudes everywhere liek zombies and vampies and ghosts and some dude who was just dead. Then one day he found a Talk to Not Dead Dudes note. AND THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED!
YOU'VE ALREADY RED IT COS IT WAS IN THE LAST CHAP LOL!
So anywy L was all angry and stuff cos dark had killed him. He got on the magic train to the middle of heaven which was one of thos japanish trains that goes very fast and it only took a second because it was powered by nuclears and magic. He went in sides and shouted.
"I'M L AND I'M F-CKED UP WITH BEIN DEAD! MAKE ME HELFY AGEN OR I WILL SHOT YOU IN THE NOSE" he shouted at god who got all scared.
"I AM GOD AND WILL LET YOU GO HOME ON ONE CONDISHUN!"screamed god getting out his life note. "YOU WILL USE YOUR POWERS TO KIL....................................... LIGHT AYANAMI!"
L was shicked.
"I cant kill my girlfriend!" L roared. He pulled a swish army knif out of his pocket and waved the pointy around to scar god.
"HE WANTS TO RULE THE WORD!" god said scarred running away from the knif.
"oh sorry i will do it then or my name isn't L which it isn't but i cant tell my real name in case it gets death noted again and this time for real."
"BUT I NEED YOUR REAL NAME TO USE THE LIFE NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" panicked god. "iNSTEAD I WILL USE MY GHOST NOTE COS THAT IS LIKE A ROYAL DEATH NOTE EXCEPT WITHOUT THE DEATH AND WITH SUM GHOSTS INSTEAD!""
Lso l got ghost noted and turned into a ghost. It mad him all funny and shiny like water but also slimy like slimer.
"HA AH HA I LIED! I WON'T KIL LIGHT ILL KILL HIS BRO.............................. DARK!"
"F-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------CK!" roared god as dark ran away. He was god so he didnt swear except now he did.
ON A BOOT (GET IT IT'S A SONG AND IT ROCKS LOOK IT UP!)
Dark was wetting his pants like he never wet them before which he didnt cos he was old but not so old he wet his pants. A GHOST? That sort of thing was imposable!
"blud you fat pies of f-ck cum out."
Blud stopped swimming in the pool on the yot which was full of blood because he swam in it a lot and liked blood which is where he got the name and also because it sounds cool.
"Do ghosts exits?"
"THEY DO NOT MY GOOD YOUNG FREND BECOS THAT SORT OF THING IS IMPOSABLE?"
"But ur a shinigami aren't you imposable too?"
"NO COS THIS IS THE DEATH NOT WORLD WHERE SHINIGAMI ARE POSABLE
"I see I hop your right. I don't want to find a bunch of ghosts cuming all over the deck."
"THT WILL NOT HAPPEN BECOS THEY DONT!"
BUT HE SAID TOO SOON!
A GHOST CAME!
AND IT WAS..................................................................
l
"WTF??!" dark scramed.
"im a ghost" L said ghostly and waved his arms to be scary. He was covered in ghost magicks and ecytoplasum and a mess on the deck where he had came.
"NOT SO FATS!" dark
He jumped in a jet ski and raced away. L jumped on a ghost banana boat and flowed. Blud was sad because it was not a blood banana but tried to eat it anyway.
They zoomed down the sea past a fish. There was boats full of people watching cos they were the fatsest jet skis ever. They did a bunch of jumps over a wall and a cruise boat but missed some sharks and didnt jump them (ITS AN INTERNET THINGY)
Then a pirate came and they were moden pirates with guns and rockets and taking over oil tanks lick those guys on tv.
"Yaaaaaaah!" one said and played with his parot. "fire the cannons!" so they all picked up an bunch of bazookers and shooted them. Explosions went everywhere and one hit l but he was a ghost and it cant hit him and he save so don't worry cos darks the hero of this story anyway.
"peices of 8" one said sad as dark pulled an uzi out and went fast at them screeching like Rambo.
The boat exploded and bits of wood and gold and treasure and oil fells from the sky and dudes in the street stoped to pick it up and made them rich and acar almost crashed in thc haos but then didnt.
Dark and l raced there boats through a tunnel and found them in that city place in erope with the boats and the rivers and the stuff i don't know what its called.
They zoomed around making everyone wet. They smashed through bill board of a naked lady and zoomed down the water highway over taking and shooting everywhere and fires went and boats exploded everywhere and excitement happened! Some dude was swimming and splatted. He was hit by a jet ski but then came okay!
Then the boats ran out of gas and started to sink! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY! Dark had to jump out and jumped over the other cars and boats to the shore. L could ghost and he flied over.
"why you chasing me" said dark
"because you killed me!"
"it wanst me!" lied dark
"who was it then?"
"MY SISTER NIGHT YAGAMI"
"THEN WE KILL HER!"
"I AGREE" said blud eating the blood banana boat.
I hated the character of night even if she sexy so i kill her next time! Is this good????
YES !!!!!!!!!1