Some guy told me that im on Tv Tropes now which is like a wikipedia but for tv or something!! THIS A FAMOUS STORY BUT I WONT LET IT GOT TO MY HEAD EVEN IF IM AWSEOM! Im not on tv but i guess death note is and thats why they licked it?

THIS CHATPER HAS SOME SEXY IN IT SO NOT FOR THE KIDDIES!!

Night was naked becos she was sexy and getting tatoos that death noted evil dudes and some evil chicks too.

Dark and L were hiding in the tree outside her manshun with a binokula and a bunch of japanish swords and guns and a nuclear that L had stealed from the japan army.

"she is nakes" Dark said givin L the binokula. He cud have keeped starring but didnt cos it was his clon and thats like a sister and tthats gross.

L watched night naked and got all happy. Then they made a plane.

"DING DONG" said the doorbell.

Night opened the door and it was L.

"I see your naked." L leeched at her. "i am also naked" he said taking of his shirt to revel his abs underneath. They were tough and bumpy cos he worked out for like 20 ours a day.

Night was lal turned on becos she had never sexed with l but she had gay sexed (AN: back in chap 14 lol!) but he dint know and that was different taked away his jeans and not his shoes cos he don't wear them.

They wet inside as Dark watched from the window lick a creepy dude.

Nights room was big and all fluffy and girly. On the walls were some pictures of puppies and also some science cos she was that brainy. Her bed was all big and fluffyand soft and there was a curtun around it like in harry potter.

"You want to sex with me" she said in a sexy voice that made l's man thing.

"HOW YOU KNOW?" he screamed

She ponted to her ears which were shinigami ears and could hear brains.

"i can hear your forts!"

L lolled and she put him on the bed and they started to sex. At first they only sexed a bit but then they sexed more becos Dark needed to brake in and L had to make a bunch of noise so she wood not hear the smashy bits.

"im glad she thinks im just sexing with her and don't not know i want to kill her for making me a gost!" he thinked. Then he remembered the ears she just told him about but forgot cos hes a silly and not to good at being a cop.

"WHAT THE F-CK!" she shouted throwing the bunchy scruffed-up detectiveman on the floor. She got on a marshal arts dressing gown and got it on and started karating poor L. He used his brazil dancing from the beyond birthday book and fighted her back harder. There were punches and kicks flying everywhere and stuff got smashed. A fire started when l's fist smashed a science thing full of nuclears but then Night punched him hard on the man thing and he cryed and the crys put out the fire. The fighting all intents and the cloths fell of and then they got all turned on and started sexing again.

Then Dark jumpedin with a samri sword on each hand and another between his teeth.

"NO! DONT KILL HER BECOS I LOVE HER NOW!" L shooted but it was too late and dark jumped on the bed.

Night and L both grabed to swords each and started fighting back but dark was so could he good win even with one swrod less. They slashed about a lot and the duvet of the bed got all slashed up and so did Night's cloths so she was naked but she dint care cos she knew she had to fight...................................... FOR HER LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things got more awesome and they were fighting on the roof and there was lighting all around and winds blew everyones hair aaround and also blew away the sheet night was using to not be naked. An thunder smash the roof of the building and bits of tile flew every where and it was very scary. Like if youve ever jumped in front of a bus and the bus was being driven by satan and there was a dead frog on the front and fire instead of a windscreen - thats how scary it was.

Then dark screamed and spat out the sword in his mouth and it went thru l with a splat and then it hit night to like a kebab and they both fell screaming. They hit the gorund a thousand foots down and died together which was sort of sweet.

Then l remembered he was a ghost and couldn't die. (AN: i forgot soz! Still its fixed now lol!")

He cryed a bit then remembered she killed him and happyed (even though she dint really it was dark).

"Now ive helped you you need to help me my crime solving friend!" Dark said getting back his sword.

"i'll do anything!" L gushed like he loved Dark which maybe he did a little but not really cos Darks not gay!!!! SERIOUSLY

"i need you to help me stop Sayu being queen of the shinigami and make me it instead!" he demanded, punching L to make him clearer.

"YOU'RE SISTER!!!!!!!!!!"

"NOT ANYMORE!" he smirked with evil. "IM GONNA KILL SOME DUDES!"

L looked round scarred. DArk had flipped his shit! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN NEXT! EVIL ANYTHING!

CLIFFHANGER ALERT! I WONT KILL SAYU COS I LIKE WRITTING HER BUT THERE WILL BE SOME VIOLENT NEXT TIMES!