Matsuda is japanish and i aint mentioned him yet so here you GOOOOOOOOO!

In Tokyo (its the big city of japan!)

Everyone was dead scarred becos Dark had said he was GONNA KILL SOME DUDES (he was accidentally TV at the time all over japan like lind taylor was the show). Matsuda was a cop and he saw it. Then dark gotted out his royal death note and started writing dudes in it (he didnt know there names but it didnt matter cos its the royal death note remember LOL!)

Matsuda saw it and wet his pants cos he scarred easy.

"OH NOO!" he giggled. "DARK IS GOOING TO KIIILLLLLL UUUUUSSSSS!"

Dark zapped to Tokyo with the teleport note and landed outside the cop place. Matsuda was there and saw it. Dead dudes where everywhere and dark had to kick them outta the way to get to the police bus thing so he could ram into the building without dying for some reason (AN: i didnt get that bit lol! Y did the dudes all die except soichiro? PLEASE TELL ME!)

The bus hit the wall with a BOOOOOOMSMASHBOOOOOOM and matsuda saw it and tried to wet his pants again but couldn't cos he didnt drink enough.

Dark went to the TV place and got the tv and said "I will writ 'EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT DRAK' IN MY ROYAL DEATH NOTE UNLESS THE QUEEN OF THE SHINIGAMI CHALLENGE ME TO A DUAL!"

Everyone in the world saw it even Matsuda who dint usely watch TV cos he was a cop.

In the shinigami world!

Sayu was now called Sa~Y'u and was watching housewives of new jersey or something girly liek that. Then Dark took vvover the TV and she saw him try to kill everyone even her bro and Lights mom.

"I WILL HAVE TO FIGHT HIM OR MY NAME ISNT SAYU YAGAMI WHICH ITS NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE NOW ITS sA~y'U ANIME AFTER I MARRED MISA IN MASACHEWSETS"

She took the everything note out of her purrs and got a pen made of magic and vampire blood and writ "FLY TO TOKYO!"

BACK IN TOYKO!

Sa~Y'u laned with a splat on the big crossroad in the middle of the city. The only guy was alive in the area was matsuda who saw it happen. She didnt see him tho and got naked for battle and he also saw it.

"BROOOOOOO!" she roared as dark jumped out of the tower and hit the floor in front. Lucky dark writ his name in the life note and didnt die.

"TIME FOR THAT SHINIGAMI FIGHT I THOGHT WAS DUM EARLYER!" he bellowed getting out a grenade. The grenade made a bit of a boom but not a big one and Sa'yu punched Dark IN THE FACE. There was epic fighting and punches and kicks and dark had a head butt but it messed his hair. Sa~Yu was loosing so she taked out the everything note and writ "MAKE ME BETTER AT FIGHTS!" and she was still loosing so she wrote it again and started to win.

A bunch of peeps saw and fort she was Godzilla cos towers kept exploding with booms and glass everywhere and sometimes bits of desk fell and broke cars. One hit matsudas car. He saw it and screamed.

"WHAT THE FR-G HAPPENED TO MY CAR!" he said girly and cried.

"I DROPED A DESK ON IT BUT THATS NOT IMPOTENT NOW!" SA~YU said and didnt no who the screamy guy was but wanted to happy him up any way. Matsuda saw it and new what had to be done and climbed up her to help with a big police gun. He turned it to the biggest setting and a cop car jumped out and hit dark and explde.

"WHAT THE F-CK" dark roared as an arm blew off.

Then an another and another and another until dark was blew to little bits of splattery that squished on the road. Matsuda saw it and throwed up everywhere but not on Say'u cost hats gross.

"THANK YOU SAN MATSUDA (AN: japanish for saint matusda like francisco!) I WILL MAEK YOU MY WIF!"

Yay!" said matsuda with a happy dance which made her laugh and then he fell off and dead.

In the confusion Dark stole the everything note and ran away and writ "I AM THE KING OF THE SHINIGAMI AGAIN" and he became Da'urq agan and Sa~y'u became Sayu.

"OH F-CK" sed sayu who ran back home.

With a thunder and lighting, blud magiced himself in front of Da'ueq.

"YOU HAVE LEANED WELL FROM ME!" he whispered like moldy bread. "LEARNED WELL LIKE A FOX WHO WENT TO SCHOL AND DID WELL AND THEN WENT TO COLLEGE"

"I KNOW!" Da'urq repled and did an awesome stand like fenicks right.

"NOW YOU WILL STAN DOWN AND BECOME PRESDENT OR SOMETHING COS I AM THE TRUE KING."

"I CAN'T!!!!!" D'aurq screamed.

"THEN FACE THE PUNISHINGS!" and Dark got whooshed into heaven.

"THANKS L" Blud sed while eating a bunch of blood bananas anda blood banana dakery.

"No prob!" answered the gost. "Now i just has to kill........ LIGHT YAGAMIIIII!"

REMEMBER GOD TOLD L TO KILL LIGHT. TURNS OUT...... HE WAS RIGHT. MORE NECKS TIME!