Light was skipping in the park. Then a snipe happened and now he dead.

"That was easy!!!!" said L dropping the sniping gun and givin it back to Watari.

"BLOODY THANK YOU YOU BUMBLING BUGGER" he britished playing with his beardy thing.

"What does we do now?" L asked putting down the snipe.

"IN MY COUNTRY ENGLAND WE WOULD CELEBATE WITH A PINT OF FROSTY ALE BUT YUO ARE TO SMALL SO WILL HAVE TO DRINK COKE"

L was all sad but happy cos the wobbly police boy loved suger stuff!

Then they went home and drank ale and coke and partied into night. But then L found a lif3e note and accidently writ Light in it.

"FR-G!" he roared as the guy came back to live!

IN THE PARK!

"OMG WTF?!"

Light dint no why he had come back to live but SOMEONE WAS GONNA PAY FOR SHOTTING HIM!

He sniffed some flours and then ran to his evil base to plan. Here he had computers and lasers and a nuclear and an xbox 360. He put the pencil in the door and the bag of gas in his desk to double stop being seeing.

Here he planned! He worked for ours and ours to come up with an evil sceme that noone would guess like even the cops and L and those kiddie guys and beyond birthday workin together wouldn't be able to work out how L got dead. I know L would be dead but imagine he isn't except then thered be be no reason to work it out so i don't know he came back with a time machine to guess how i dead i dunno its not my story. It is but i don't care.

TOMORROW

Light was standing a foot behind L. Someone threw a nife at L but missed.

"F-CK! MY PLAN IS RUINED!" light shooted as loud as he can and ran away.

"Did someone try to kiiiiiiill me?" L said surprised as he looked at the nife. Light was smart and crossed out his name on the blade so noone would see it.

"Yeah, me you F-CK!" Light shooted but he hid his voice was L couldn't tell who.

"YOU SCOUNDREL! ILL MAKE YOU PAY OR MY NAME ISNT L!"

"It snot!" Light shooted back and l was sad cos it was true.

IN HEAVEN

Dark was making hell in heaven (GET IT! IM QUIET PROUD OF THAT ONE!) by setting clouds on fire and punching dead dudes and sometimes he shouted some cuss words.

"STOOOOOOOOOP!" God screamed but he was powerless cos dark was king of the shinigami. "I JUST FINISHED PAYIN FOR THAT CAR!"

"I don't care!" Dark laughed jumpin in the rolls roys and burnin rubber out of the gates back to earth. He was a still a ghost but awesome enough that noone carred.

He ran down the highway to hell (GET IT) but put his blinkers on and got off at exit 9 instead cos the traffic was heavy and also he dint want to go to hell but to earth instead. He zoomed round a bunch of cars and a semi full of angels and got to earth.

He dint stop zooming though and went WHOOOOOOSH past a bus full of school kids and they were crazy becos he was so cool and one of them was near and he was shocked that dark could be such a cool dude even though he was dressed like his bud mello who was a jerk. Then he went past a bus full of sexy folks but was going to fast so they dint see him which was sad cos the story needs more sexing but thats just how it happened SOZ.

BACK WITH L AT THE END OF THE HIGHWAY

"OH MIGHTY WHATS THAT WANKY SOUND?" watari exclaimed when he heard a car.

"Its me you M-THERF-CKER!" dark roar blasting his car threw the solid gold gates of watari house and scarring some ducks on a pond.

"I JUST FINISHED PAYIN BLOODY FOR THOSE SODDING GATES"

"you sound like god" insulted dark and jumped out of a kimbo with guns. He shot watari who had to pretend to be a duck to be safe.

"YOU KILLED ME!" Dark screeched at L who wet himself.

"YOU PISSED OFF YOUR PANTS!" watari roared taking off his duck costume.

Then light came with a battleax.

"NO YOU KILLED ME!"

"I AM SORRY BRO"

"NO I MEAN L KILLED ME AND ITS COMPLICATED OKAY AT LEAST ON FACEBOOK COS WERE SEXIN THEN YOU TRYED TO KILL ME"

"But i got you back!" L panicked waving his arms like a panicky dude.

"oh okay" said light and shot dark instead but missed on purpose and killed L.

"F-CK" said L and shot Light back.

Just before they died dark laughed lick an evil dude and roared

"I TRICKED YOU INTO KILLING EACH OTHER! I AM THE BEST EVIL DUDE EVER AND SUTLE AND ALSO A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! (TAKE THAT TVTROPES!!!!!!)"

"It is true you totes are" they said and then they died on the floor screaming in blood.

"NOW TIME FOR SOMETHING ELSE"

I don't know what yet.