"So before I blow your ass to help any last words?" Jan asked. Itachi looked behind him and saw the barrel between his eyes.
"Yes my last words are bye." Itachi said. Jan and Luke looked confused before Itachi blew up. It turns out it was an explosive shadow clone. The brothers got a away except a few ghouls who got away.
"Why that squinty eyed bitch! I have to give him credit though for doing something awesome." Jan said.
"Shut up Jan. Never mind him. He may have moves but we are vampires. Now let's carry on with our plan. I'll kill Alucard and you takeover the rest of the mansion." Luke said walking towards a hall.
"Alrighty then let's commence operation Kick Everyone's Fucking Ass! KEFA more simply." Jan said with Ghouls flooding in.
Meanwhile Itachi was running towards the conference hall. He deployed three shadow clones to warn everyone. As he ran he saw the troops running down.
"Captain we need you to help us with the battle front!" One yelled.
"Captain Itachi the enemy has over run the first floor. Our men are struggling with them right now!" Another yelled. Each one was yelling in his ear trying to get an answer from him.
"Everyone be quiet! One must be calm if he hopes to get his enemy." Itachi said looking at the security footage. He saw the ghouls overwhelming the troops on the second floor.
"Sergeant gather all remaining troops and ammunition and head in front of the conference room. We will make our last stand of defenses there. Intel contact either Integra or Walter for further instructions." Itachi commanded. However before they could leave a grenade landed in the middle of everyone and exploded. Itachi was blown into a wall and was knocked out.
"Well, well, well look what we have here. It seems my employers were right you are a tough one." Jan said taking his sweet time walking towards Itachi.
"However before I kill you I'll let your boss hear your pathetic pleas and cries for mercy." Jan said grabbing a telephone and calling the Round Table.
"Hello Hellsing we are tonight's entertainment. However I do want to have one question for the main bitch of the evening Ms. Hellsing. Do you want to see your new guy die?" Jan said laughing and grabbing Itachi's head.
"You know don't have to answer that bitch! I want you to see it personally. It'll be great you get watch me to kill this supposed badass you have and I get to fuck you up once I'm done. Meanwhile while you wait you can piss or shit yourselves, pray to your incompetent God, and if you want to be a man kill yourselves." Jan said dragging the unconscious Itachi with him.
In the meeting hall
Integra just crushed her cigar after hearing his message. Itachi was a fine soldier to her and she had lost so many today.
"Walter I hope you found a strategy for this." Integra said.
"I say we do. Miss Victoria and I will come from the top floor and work our way down. Alucard will start from the bottom and work his way to the top." Walter said.
"Walter I hope this will work we've got a hostage situation right now." Integra said.
"Who's been taken?" Walter said.
"Itachi. He's been rendered unconscious after a grenade blew up." Integra said.
"Oh my. Well they must be intimated by him since they didn't kill him on the spot." Walter pondered.
"None of that now! Right now your orders to get here, search, and destroy. Inform Seras and Alucard now." Integra said pulling out.
"Well Miss Victoria, Alucard we have to save our hostage." Walter said. Seras looked confused, but Alucard understood.
"Walter I have to stay behind. I feel like someone is after me. I'll stay behind and take care of the forces after me. Sending them to you is just a more bloody affair." Alucard said walking towards his room.
"Okay Seras I think this would be a perfect time to try out your new gun and for some training. It's time for Walter C. Donez to become the Angel of Death yet again." Walter proclaimed.
"Well that just proves that no one that works here is bloody normal." Seras mumbled.
"No time for that Miss Victoria. Right now our master needs us." Walter said. The two opened the ventilation and climbed through it. When they left a wall was blown up. Walking in was Luke Valentine. He had his gun ready and walked towards Alucard's cell. He blew that door open to meet applause.
"Well looks like someone here has the taste for the theatrics." Alucard's voice echoed.
"Please. Now stop hiding its useless." Luke Valentine said. Alucard suddenly appeared looking very bored.
"What in the world gave you that idea? Using stealth is either a tactical move or a coward's option. The choice comes to you." Alucard said.
"I didn't come here to discuss such things. I'll make things more clear. I'm here to take your undead life." Luke said pulling out his gun.
"Vampires today. You are so loud and blunt. You stick out like dog whining for attention. However I can look past it if your performance has merit." Alucard said pulling out his Casul.
"Now show me what you got." Alucard said. Luke and Alucard did not move for one moment. Then Luke charged and put his gun against Alucard's head. Alucard put his near Luke's chest. Both pulled the trigger.
With everyone else
"I must say I don't know why my bosses wanted this little shit alive, because damn is he pathetic." Jan said.
"Now let's go find the old farts and the bitch. Now what about it you small eyes how bout it." Jan proclaimed pointing his gun against Itachi's chest. The ninja made no sign of movement and just layed there. Meanwhile the 12 members are arguing what to do.
"Sir Integra I hope you can fix this mess. You so far have appeared weak and unprepared." Sir Islands said.
"Sir Islands if in other scenario I would fight you for that, but as of this moment we must wait for Walter and the police girl to come here." Integra informed angrily. As of on cue the vent opened and out came Seras and Walter.
"Walter, Seras I'm glad you're here." Integra said happily.
"Of course ma'am. It is in fact my job to be with you." Walter said lighting Integra's cigar.
"Well now onto business. The mansion has been overrun, communications are down, and right now Itachi is being held hostage." Integra said going through the events. Seras looked very mad.
"Where is he?" Seras asked angrily.
"Well if I am correct he should be on his way now. Walter I believe my order for you and Seras is to tidy up." Integra said.
"Yes we shall do as you command." Walter said pulling a shiny wire and twisting it around his body. Outside Jan was shooting up anyone still alive. One of the ghouls dragged the still unconscious Itachi.
"I dont give a shit, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. Now if a gave shit I might just give a fuck, but I give a…" Jan sang until some thing cut his cigar. "The hell was that?" The door opened to see Walter walking towards them.
"Hello I'm Walter Donez the Butler to the Hellsing Family organization. I take care of the estate and the people inside, however if anyone does become an annoyance to my superiors or me let's just say I consider them trash." Walter said. Jan laughed and put up Itachi to his gun.
"Well Alfred thanks for the lame ass intro. But with me I've got leverage now if you would kindly let me shoot your old brains out that would be great!" Jan shouted. However Walter just smiled and jumped out of the way.
"Miss Victoria I believe we need to set an example in front of this troubled youth." Walter smirked.
Before Jan found out what he meant a large boom rang and then most of the ghouls were blood splatters. Another came out and destroyed the rest. Seras ditched her weapon and charged at Jan. However Jan pulled up Itachi and put his rifle against his head.
"Stay right there you vampiric whore. Now you get out of my way and I won't shoot your boyfriend's head." Jan said with a vicious smile. Seras huffed in frustration and Walter looked just as frustrated.
"Please you think someone like this. My 12 year old brother was much stronger." A voice called out. Seras, Jan, and Walter looked behind and saw a shadow jump up.
It was Itachi with three kunai in his hand and he threw them with precise timing. One kunai landed in the eye and the other two hit the shoulders. Jan cried out in pain and dropped the his rifle. With his one eye he saw Itachi lift up two fingers and looked intensely at the other Itachi. He heard hissing and then he felt an explosion of pain. When Jan opened his eyes he saw his one of his arms blown off and most of his body burned. Itachi grabbed Jan and lifted him by the throat.
"How the fuck did you that?" Jan coughed out. Itachi threw him against the wall and kicked him down.
"My shadow clones roam these halls. Those men you blew up took down my shadow clone, but not enough to destroy it. And I was burning what's left of the men you slaughtered. I should cut off your head, however we need information. Walter I'll let you take it from here." Itachi said throwing the guy at Walter and using a metal string to bind him. He walked over to Seras and was surprised him with a hug.
"I'm glad you're okay." Seras said. Itachi was still shocked by this and slowly returned the hug.
"Yeah don't worry I'm alright." Itachi said quickly with a blush creeping up. Both looked at each other until they heard a crack. Walter just stomped on Jan's hand and Walter was mad.
"Young man I am not asking." He said. Itachi pulled the strings harder and it started to choke Jan.
"Fine I'll tell you. We were sent to attack you and so far it's fucking working. Most of you are dead and as of right now big brother is destroying that so called vampire Alucard." Jan said. Walter and Seras looked worried, but Itachi just punched Jan and knocked him out.
"Nevermind him. I sent one of my clones to Alucard earlier since I thought it was weird that he hasn't appeared yet. So now let's wait and Walter when he wakes up we'll push him to reveal more." Itachi said. Both Seras and Walter relaxed and tied Jan to the wall.
In The Cellar
Gunshots were heard and small craters were seen. Alucard was taking a lot of hits from Luke's attacks and Luke just dodged. Suddenly the next bullet Luke dodged blew up the wall behind. Looking surprised he just turned towards and opened a barrage more. However an orange skeleton hand stopped the bullets. Alucard and Luke looked to the side and saw half a skeleton forming around Itachi.
"Itachi what an unexpected surprise. I thought you were a hostage." Alucard stated. Before Itachi answered Luke start laughing.
"The Great Alucard, Nightwalker, the shadow that cast the shadows of darkness itself needs to be saved by a stupid brat." Luke laughed. Alucard just pointed at his Jackal at Luke before yelling at Itachi.
"Don't interfere I want to have fun with this one." Alucard shouted.
"Fine. I won't interfere I'll just watch then, Maybe I'll see why Zetsu likes to do this." The shadow clone said and walked on the wall.
"Now then let's get back to where we were." Alucard said with both guns pointed at Luke.
With the Butler, Police Woman, and the Captain
The trio heard something and realized Jan was awake and laughing.
"Oh my god you dumb shits are so dead." Jan laughed.
"What do you mean, what is the meaning of this attack?" Walter asked angrily.
"If it will make you dumbasses more scared then fine. Me and my brother received orders to destroy the Round Table and Big Red. And now you guys as smart as you try to prove don't know how far in the ground you are!" Jan loudly shouted. Sounds of monsters echoed through the halls and our trio looked at the doorway filled with reanimated corpses of the Hellsing soldiers.
"And now with restored power let's continue the show!" Jan shouted jumping in front of his new forces. Itachi and Seras moved back and Walter had his wires ready.
"Now if you don't mind I have a job to do!" Jan says while running towards the conference room. Walter grabbed his leg and tried to stop him. Jan ignored it and had his leg ripped off. He hobbled to the door and punched open the door. However the amount of guns clicking and aimed at him told him he wasn't going to get his chance.
"Welcome to Hellsing bitch." Integra said to mock Jan.
"Oh fuck." Jan says. Over 30 seconds over 59 bullets hit Jan and they were silver so yeah pretty painful for our friend. Jan just fell on the floor after that and passed out.
With Alucard
Alucard just fell back after being pumped with more bullets in his system. Even with all the damage he was thrilled to finally have great challenge.
"Excellent, perfect this is what I call a good time. What was your name again?" Alucard asked.
"Um Luke Valentine." Luke said nervously.
"Well Valentine your skills go even higher than what even I expected. Show me more!" Alucard said shaping his body. Itachi clone and Luke saw this and Itachi decided he seen enough and poofed out of existence. Luke wasn't so lucky and tried running. Alucard saw this and shot off both of his legs and slowly advanced on him.
"Oh stop whimpering. I only shot off your legs. Just regenerate them and stand up and fight me. Come on hurry, hurry, HURRY! The night is young and there is so much more to do." Alucard said with joy.
"MONSTER!" Alucard's joy plummeted once he heard that word.
"You...you are just like everybody else. You have shown your true colors. You pathetic piece of meat!" Alucard angrily said with each word growing more and more threatening.
"S-shut up you dog! You are nothing but a slave to a pathetic woman and even more pathetic life!" Luke protested.
"SILENCE!" Alucard demanded. Luke instantly shut up.
"Insulting me is fine I've grown to such insults, however insulting someone like my master is an unforgivable act. And since I'm a dog that makes you dog food." Alucard said eating up Luke.
"I'll go upstairs after I finished licking my wounds. He may have been a piece of shit, but his weaponry is formidable." Alucard said.
Upstairs
Jan was shoved against the walls. Itachi had his sword in Jan's leg and Walter broke his hand.
"Crap where are my ghouls?" Jan said. His answer was seeing Seras kill every ghoul with bloodlust and a dangerous look.
"Well I guess dying with seeing someone that hot take those guys out is not bad." Jan said. Itachi annoyed with him kicked him in the stomach. Jan reeled back to another wall and saw Integra walking towards him.
"What up Bitch?" Jan said. Two bullets enter his chest as he said that.
"We'll have enough of that. Screw it Itachi read his mind find out who sent him and then kill him." Integra said. Itachi grabbed him and activated his Mangekyo Sharingan. Jan again started to laugh.
"You think after all this you wouldn't think that my bosses would find a way to get me to stay silent right." Jan said with blue fire covering him. The fire got on Itachi's hand and burned it.
"However since I had such fun here I'll give a clue you guys can fuck up. Beware Millennium." Jan said finally turning into ash. Everyone is confused at the message and tries to contemplate what happened.
"Um Itachi your hand." Seras said. Itachi saw his hand was burned badly. Taking out his medicine he handed out the bandages to her as he put on the medicine.
"Seras can you put on the bandage?" Itachi asked. Seras complied and started to wrap it around. She tightened the knot and finished.
"Thanks. " Itachi said. Seras actually was still holding Itachi's hand and it was getting very weird between the two.
"Okay you two stop it. Now we have to find out who Millennium is and what their plans are. Walter start researching anything with the name, and me I have to find whatever ghouls of my men still live and finish them." Integra said sadly.
"They will pay Sir Integra just not yet." Walter said.
'I wonder who the hell these guys are?' Itachi thought