A.N. So here's the last part of this story, I hope everyone enjoys it and thank you all who read this, I hope everyone got a smile from this story. ^-^

P.S. Guys, can you believe it? Two years on this site, because of that I started writing this fic immediately instead of just keeping it for later because I wanted to give something to everyone who reads my works. You guys are the reason I still write. ^-^

Warnings: light smut, fluff.

Calm Down, We Can Just Elope

Chapter 3

"Seriously Sanji?"

Sanji's body stiffens and he tears himself away from Zoro whose lips were traveling down his neck. He turns around with horrified expression even though he already knows who was standing in the threshold of their living room. There, in all her beauty stands Nami-san, teasing smirk on her face.

"At first you two literally had no relationship without friendship and then you get engaged and I find you two making out on your sofa like it's an everyday thing. Please don't tell me it is, I have crashed on that sofa several times and I don't think I could sleep on it anymore if you two done something on it."

"Nami! Can I come in now?!"

Luffy's whiny voice came from the corridor behind Nami's frame and a moment later he pokes his head through her side. "Whatcha doing there Sanji?"

Sanji's cheeks redden and he quickly slides off Zoro's lap glad that the erection that had been poking his thigh had disappeared. Zoro says nothing and only leans down on the sofa, eyes covered with his hand. "I thought you said they're coming at one pm."

"That's what Nami-san said to me!"

Nami hums. "Yea, well, I had the key and it just happened that I set out from home earlier…"

"You were hoping to find us like this, weren't you?" Zoro asks with annoyed tone.

"Does it matter? The point is still the same – how the hell did you two hid your relationship until now? And why? We're all friends and no one has problems with gays, so what the hell guys?"

Nami walks in the room and sits on one of the empty armchairs, Luffy's hopping in after her, sitting down on the carpet covered ground. "Yea Zoro, why didn't you tell me you were gonna propose to Sanji? I would have helped you! Don't know how, but I would have!"

The orange haired woman looks at the pair with her eyebrow raised questioningly. "I'm really interested in that too. How did you manage to buy a ring on your own Zoro?"

"It was his grandma's." Slipped out from Sanji's mouth.

"Huh, that explains some stuff, but you know Zoro if you told us we could have helped to organize something romantic, you know Sanji loves romantic stuff."

Zoro gulps. "I wanted it to be private you know, just the two of us, I think it was plenty of romantic…"

Sanji glares at his fiancé, but says nothing. Instead Nami groans again. "Why do I have a feeling it was something you did during sex, you didn't, right? That would explain both of you not wanting to talk about it, and the picture after that…"

"But Nami, the first picture was clearly taken in the living room."

Nami groaned. "So you two did it on the sofa after all? Gosh, I'm definitely not sleeping over at your place any time soon."

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"Robin, stop looking at me like that."

"Fufufu, like what Zoro-san?"

Zoro glares at the dark haired woman who looks at him with the most annoying knowing look of all time. "Like you know everything that happened word to word."

"But Zoro-san, I do know everything."

"No you don't, it's impossible to know what happened if you weren't there, we're not sure what happened."

Robin's smile widens. "Let me explain you then. The two of you left for your apartment quite tipsy, while going back you went to another bar and got completely drunk. Once you finally were back at apartment you talked to each other and Sanji-san must have said something to encourage your feelings and give you hope he might reciprocate them. This led to your proposal, the same conversation that encouraged you might have opened cook-san's feelings for you and when you proposed he was dazed by the circumstances so he accepted. Both of you finally went to sleep and judging by your photo he invited you to his bed. Next day once the two of you were finally awake and could think normally you two figured out your feelings and decided that the best course of action would be pretend that everything was planned."

Zoro stares at his friend with wide eyes and horrified expression. "You're spying on us, right? There's no other way you could know how everything went."

"Don't worry Zoro-san, I simply used deduction, I know the two of you quite well and I know for sure that when we separated that night the two of you were nothing but friends, your avoidance of the topic helps a lot as well."

The green haired man groans. "You won't tell anyone, will you?"

"Don't worry, I'm not that kind of person, although I won't deny if anyone asks me if it is true."

Zoro groans and looks at Sanji who's mingling in the kitchen, doing dinner for their friends who will come over soon to congratulate them. "Just don't tell Sanji, alright? He will freak out if anyone knows…"

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"Sanji."

The blond turns around in the bed and glares at his skip-boyfriend-be-fiancé. "What? I'm trying to sleep here!"

The room is dark, but enough light gets through the window for Sanji to see a smirk on Zoro's face. "I was trying to sleep too, but someone wiggled in bed so much and I got this." The green haired man presses his pelvis to Sanji's lower back, his burning erection pressing right into Sanji's bare skin.

Immediately getting a blush on his cheeks Sanji turns away trying to ignore the appendage. "Fuck off, somebody is trying to sleep."

"Don't be a bore." Zoro whispers into blond's ear. "It's Thursday tomorrow, I know it's your day off."

Sanji frowns although he still feels the heat on his cheeks. "Yea, well I worked today and I'm tired."

"Don't lie to me." The words come right into Sanji's ear, hot breath tickling his ear and making him turns it away which meant turning to Zoro's side.

A hand suddenly descends on young chef's boxers, groping the semi erection there. "Zoro!"

"What?"

"Stop!"

"I don't think so, I want it, you want it, when's better time than now?" The green haired man smirks and presses his lips to Sanji's, making the other gasp and part his lips, encouraging the kiss involuntary. Their lips mashes together and tongues move and it distracts Sanji from the fact that Zoro's hands starts roaming through his body and that his own hands wraps around Zoro's middle pulling the other male closer to himself.

"Don't think you won." Sanji gasps out when they part. "I won't lie here and just take it."

"I never expected you to do that, I actually hope you will be passionate, active, I want all of you."

"You're being corny again."

"And it's working again."

"Fuck you Marimo."

Zoro grins wolfishly and starts trailing kisses down Sanji's neck just the way it makes the blond go week in his knees. "Next time."

Those words give shudder through Sanji's body and he moans as at that moment Zoro bites in the juncture between chest and neck. "That's unfair~"

The green haired man continues his trail down Sanji's chest. "Everything is fair in love and war."

"Who are you and – ah! – what have you done to my Marimo?!"

Zoro looks up from the nipple he bit and licks his lips in seductive manner. "Wanna find out?"

Sanji narrows his eyes and pushes the man by his shoulders onto the bed, draping his now naked body over olive skinned one. "Yea, I do."

It's now blond's turn to smirk as he leans down to kiss his fiancé, and damn if that thought doesn't turn him on. Not waiting for their places to be turned around Sanji immediately goes for Zoro's week spot – ears. He licks and bites them making the other male moan. "That's – nnngh – not faaaaair~"

Sanji smirks into the ear he's licking and stops for a moment. "Life's not fair."

Suddenly he's once again in the bottom as Zoro smirks down on him. "Yea I know." He leans down and kissed his fiancé. "You're too easy to read."

"I take offence to that."

Zoro says nothing as his hand travels down Sanji's stomach and reach the beginning of hair trail. Suddenly his face is serious and there's no amusement in his expression. "If you don't want it, we don't need to go all the way."

Sanji looks right into Zoro's eyes and shakes his head. "No, it's okay, I want it too."

The younger male smiles and reaches down into bedside drawer taking out a tube of lube. "Then get ready cook."

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"Zoro, I don't think I can do it."

"Do what? Marry me?"

"No you dumbass." Sanji scowls. "I don't think I can manage go through tomorrow, I can already imagine Patty's smug face, why the hell did I invite him?!"

"Because he's your uncle?"

Sanji glared at his soon to be husband. "Don't be a smart ass, I know why he's gonna be there. I just hoped that by some miracle he won't come. And there's gonna be your dad I don't think I can stand that approving smile he's gonna have, the one that says 'I knew this was going to happen all along' and Kuina is definitely gonna tell everyone stories of moments when she knew we will end up like this."

"Like on that Halloween when I managed to talk you into wearing an angel's suit while I wore devil's? Everyone thoughts we were so cute they gave us double the candy."

"That angel suit was a dress and you know it perfectly well, but hell I don't regret it, it was the best Halloween ever."

"Yea it was."

The couple stays silent for a couple of minutes until Sanji frowns. "You just made me change topics and forget the fact we're getting married tomorrow. When did you acquire this skill? It's definitely new in your Marimo skill group."

Zoro rolls his eyes and ignores the insult. "Around the time you I proposed to you, it was compulsory in the package for seducing dumb cooks."

"Shut up Marimo and let me fret over tomorrow and how much of a fail it will be!"

"Calm down, we can just elope. It's never too late to elope."

Sanji prodded Zoro's side from where the green haired man was lying next to him. "I think I already told you a year ago? No eloping, everyone would eat us alive."

"Then stop worrying, everything will be fine, it's too late to worry about this stuff, deal with it. Or are you having cold feet? Not going to marry me anymore?"

"Hmph, don't talk nonsense. Of course I'm marrying you, that's the problem though. I'm marrying you, not them, why do they have to be there too?" Whines Sanji.

Zoro snorts. "Because they don't have anything better to do and they want free drinks afterwards and of course your food. Besides they still think this is a joke and they need to see it with their own eyes to believe it."

"Gods damn it Zoro, don't make so much sense or I will understand why I decided to marry you and won't be able to run away tomorrow."

"Oh? You have an escape route already? Where to exactly?"

Sanji chuckles and snuggles into Zoro's arms that circle around him. "Well, I know there's this big ship in the port and I know it goes to France, and you know I always wanted to go to France."

The green haired man groans. "Damn it, it was that witch Nami, was it? She helped me to set everything up."

At first Sanji kicks Zoro in the shin and then laughs. "Nah, Luffy clued me in, he was so excited about this huge ship that docked in the port that I looked into it and when I saw the first destination was France I knew immediately."

Zoro frowns. "But Luffy doesn't know anything, he has too big of a mouth not to spill it all out to everyone including you."

Sanji laughs again. "Thought so, it was an accident you see, no one told me."

Zoro hums and buries his nose in Sanji's neck. "It's forgiven then, how do you like our honeymoon destination?"

"Well, there's a reason I'm marrying you, you sure do know me."

The green haired man laughs. "Sure I do, wouldn't marry someone I don't know."

"Are you marrying me just because of that?"

Zoro raises his head a bit so he could see Sanji's whole face, his eyebrows are furrowed and he looks slightly offended. "You should know better shit-cook."

Sanji smiles and wraps his hands around Zoro's neck. "I do, but I can't help but tease, I like seeing your reactions."

Green eyes soften and a gentle smile plays on Zoro's lips. "Yea, that's a two way street too."

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There's no big ceremony in a church, churches are biased and overrated anyways.

Instead they have a nice ceremony by the sea, all their friends and family are there as they exchange vows. Technically they married in the morning by registering their marriage at proper establishments, but that moment when they promise each other to be together for the rest of their lives feels more like a wedding.

Everyone's cheering and clapping, wolf whistling at the kiss, laughing and clapping them on the back congratulating them for nth time.

Sanji looks at Zoro, sees the shinning grin he has and knows he's mirroring it on his own face, he can't believe how much has changed in a year. From a simple, stupid, drunken engagement to realizing the engagement wasn't a spur of a moment thing and to properly falling in love with his Marimo.

Sanji knows they will have a lots of quarrels, he knows he will hate the stupid moss-head at times, but from now on it will be his moss-head, from now on all their rows will be solved. Because now they're married and that's what couples do, they get angry with each other, forgive each other, learn to properly live with each other (although they already have experience in that department), maybe they will adopt some cute children later or something…

He feels like crying from happiness and from the looks of it Zoro is ready for that too. So Sanji pulls him into a passionate kiss that promises that everything will be alright because from now on they have each other.

The End