It was a sunny day in light's city and the heat was on ckira and the cops were near (but not NEAR cos hes dead remember! LOL!). The snow was melty and now a sandstorm was blowin in from the dessert. Ckira looked at his watch which was on his arm where he left it every day.

"THE COPS WILL KILL ME IF THEY FIND THIS!" he screamed, looking at his death note. Then a shinigami appeared. He was not like the other shinigami because he wore a clothes like a spaceman to breath safe in the shinigami world which was full of clouds and poison. On the spaceman clothes was the name TIOSEAFJ (AN: I just hit the keyboard but it sounded cool so kept it!).

"WHO THE F-CKETH ART THOU?" said TIOSEAFJ pointing at him. He took of his spacesuit heltmet and It was actually a girl inside and it wasn't a spacesuit but a timesuit for flying in time.

"I am ckira and I'm old and kill dudes" he replied getting out his throwing knife like moden warfare and throwing it at a cop car nearby which exploded. "I am on the run from the law because I am secretly a kira. Who are you?"

"I ART TIOSEAFJ. I ART SHAKESPEERS SHINIGAMI?!"

"WTFFFFFF!" he spat, and his denters came out and went splatty on the road. "Shakespeer had a shinigami?"

"Yes because he art the guy whom really killedeth Romeo and Julyt! (OMG SUCH A BORING STORY WE HAVE TO READ IT IN ENGLISH CLAASS RIGHT NOW AND SO BORING. THE MOVIE BORING TOO BUT NAKED JULYT IS THERE AND SOME DUDES GET STABBED!) But that art not important right now. What art impotent is he senteth me in time to find thou and maketh thou safe"

So TIOSEAFJ magiced him to the airport where on a plane to japan, but he forgot his death note and had to come back for it and L and Watari arested him at the airport.

" TIOSEAFJ YOU FAILED ME. YOU AREA DIGRACE TO THE GOOD NAME OF JIMMY SHAKESPEER." He screamed as they put in the wagon thing. They drove past the police station. "Why aren't you taking me here? Arent you guys the cops or something."

"Sorry bro" L said but it was a name. ckiras not his real bro and besides its dark not L really and darks bro is light who isn't in this chapter yet but will be if I remember which I wont because I usually forget and sometimes remember. "Were not the cops. Were like the eviler cops who work for a hotel for some reason."

They went to the hotel and didn't crash on the way. They went into there room. AND A GUY WAS THERE. WITH TWO SHOTGUNS.

"Ok you f-cking f-cker who is not a nice dude" said the mystery dude with two shotguns and no moustache because he sahved it off as a disguise. "You killed my son dark and now you must die!"

He pulled both shotguns and some shots came out and shot L in the back on the neck. He died and then took his mask of.

"OH MY " soichiro screamed like a sad dude as he looked at his son who he just shot thinking it was another dude when actually it wasn't and it was his own son who was killed by the dude he was pretending to be and soichiro had shot him thinking he was that dude when in fact he wasn't that dude at all and it was all a case of mistaked dentistry by soichiro and also watari played a part because he was evil and twisty and british and all that jazz. "I HAVE KILLED MY ONE TRUE SON! NOW WHO WILL I TAKE TO SOCCER PRACTISE?"

"My deer father. You are bestest dad a dude could have." Then dark coughed some blood and sticky stuff out. "Actaully that is not true cos you shot me and a good dad wood not shoot his own sun but then again you thoguth you were revenging me so it all works out okay in the end."

Ckira got forgotten about and he wont turn up agen in this chatper cos hes not as impotent as dark and also hes old and jailed now.

AT DARK'S FUNREAL

Everyone in the world was watching on the TV even peeps who dint have TV cos they were just that sad. Every Kleenex company in the world was sold out and peeps were crying so much that it kept raining with all the water. The sad clouds made it sadder and people cried more until there was hurricanes and flooding and ducks everywhere stealing peopls' bread.

Shakespeer was doing a speech because he time travelled to the future to be there (FOR MORE INFO ON HOW TIM TRAVEL WORKS IN THE DARK YAGAMI UNVERSE, CHECK OUT "THE GOD OF TIME WITH NO NAME" OR THAT CHAPTER WHERE MATT DIES I DON'T REMEMBER WHICH IT WAS AND I DON'T WANNA LOOK IT NOW COS IT NOT IMPOTENT. THIS IS JUST AN AN AND I DON'T WORK HARD ON THEM EXCEPT THIS ONE I GUESS COS ITS LONG AND I HAVE TO HOLD DOWN THE SHFT BUTTON TO WRIT IT WHICH MEANS I CAN ONLY TYPE WITH ONE FINGER AN IT TAKES TWICE AS LONG). It was a god speech not one of his lame ones like when people die in romeo and julyt when they die and rant about stars and stupid stuff.

"And for soothe dark art the besteth dude

Even though he art sometimes rude

He hadeth a pet fish called rexing

And really loveth the sexing

He hadeth all the looks and smarts

He will liveth fore ever in our harts

Except he art dead so he wont"

Soichiro was next and he was crying. Then noami came out (get it! ;) ) with the life note she stealed from the real L and brought dark back. Light (SEE I REMEMBERED) was happy and hugged and kissed him a bit but only in a not gay way.

"So is there anything left to do?" light asked him and also me cos I'm stuck.

"LOOOOOOADS!" dark replied giving his bro a nookie. "FIRST… WE NEED TO FIND CKIRA"