CHRISTIE I NO U READ THIS SO WHY YOU BLCOKED ME ON MSN? SORRY FOR THE MEAN THINGS AND ALSO WANT TO SEE 2012? ALSO THIS IS A SPECIAL THING I WRITE FOR XMAS!

Dark needed a haircut so he got one. On the way back he saw Near.

"Hello!" Near said. He was all poor now and his hair was messy with smoke cos he had to jump in chimeys for his job now to make money for his kiddies.

Dark punched him in the face and walked away. "I hate that f-cker!" he swore. Something was on the ground and it looked like a xmas card so dark picked it up cos he thougt there would be like a $20 dollar bill in it or something but it wasn't a card at all but a Sick Note and what he thought was a xmas tree on the front was actual a sick dude being sick on some sick.

He opened it up and writ Near in it to teach that f-cker a lesson and then Near was near dead (GET IT? BUT ITS NOT A JOKE THIS IS VERY SERIOUS COS HE COULD DIE AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEAR so I guess it is funny after all) and he coffed a lot and had to use those stick things to walk so he looked like that tiny dude from the Xmas ghosty thing.

AT THE POLICE

"Can I have sum time off Dude?" the cop with the afro said to Soichiro. "Its near Xmas and the snow is coming and I want to build a snow-Kira and set it on fire to teach KIra a lesson he wont soon forget."

Soichiro stroked his mustache that grew back real fast after he shaved cos hes so manly.

"That would be an interesting ideal" he said strokily and got up and punched him in the face. The afro dude fell over and his afro went out like an bomb and hair was everywhere. "TOO BAD I AM NOW EVIL BECAUSE WE NEED TO MAKE MONEY FOR THE COLD XMAS PERIOD LIKE GOOD COPS AND NOT THE KIND OF COPS THAT DON'T GET THEIR KIDS PRESENTS FOR XMAS EVEN WHEN THEY ONLY ASK FOR SOMETHING SMALL LIKE GUITAR HERO BECAUSE THOSE KINDS OF PARENTS ARE JERKS."

Then the afro cop went out into the snow because Soichiro stole his jacket and set it on fire to heat the precinct.

THAT NIGHT

"Good night Light's mom" he said kissing Light's mom with his mustache.

He went to sleep and then Matsuda appeared but there were two of him and he was covered in chains and it was a ghost because L had stolen God's ghost note and made Matsuda alive again but only as a ghost and writ his name twice by mistake. (AN: A zombie note would be awesome! Maybs I will writ one!!!)

"Iiii am a ghossst Soichiro and I will bring some evil buddies of mine and well give you a night you wont soon forget."

Then he sang a song like from the moive (it's the Christmas carol film in case u dint work it out yet!).

"Your DOOMED soichiro! Your doomed for all tim! Your future is something or other and I don't the other words!"

Then he varnished and Matt appeared next as a ghost.

"I am the ghost of Xmas Passed" he said looking up from playing moden warfare on his psp and using the taticle nuke. He taked out his time note and before he knew it he was in the past but he forgotSoichiro so he had to take him with him.

"Do youuuu remember the past?" he said pointing at a horse and a castle. "this is when you were just a kiddie!" A smelly dude walked by cos he hadn't invented a shower yet. Then Soichiro ran into them but he was a kiddie and dint even have a mustache yet but did have glasss and that's how they new it was him.

"Top of the morning to ye gentlemen" he screeched and gave them a candy. "This is the past!"

Then Light's mom came (I no Light not been born yet but still don't know her reel name so shes now Lights past mom). "Who art these gentlemen?"

"I dunno" baby Soichiro said. He had learned that lights past mom licked writin fanfic about Shakespeer so he also done it and now they were dating.

"That is very beautiful and a great boyfriend is soichiro!" matt said crying. "Anyone should date a guy lik that!"

Every thing came back to Soichiro an he cryed and everyone was confused. They went back to the present and he fort it was a dream lick the movie but it wasn't and the ghost of Xmas Presents who was Mello appeared. He spat a chocolate on Soichiros head to wake him up and his mouth was like a machine gun made of chocolate and teeth and it would have really hurt soichiro if he wasn't a ghost.

He taked out a box and shook it and said "You didn't get your own awesome son Dark Guitar Hero…… you got him something lame instead like books or something. YOU SUUUCK!"

Then he went also back to the dead and the last ghost came. And this gost was……………… RAY PENBER!

"I am the ghost of the future!" he said and took Soichiro to look at a robot. Then Soichiro herd a singing from over the mountain. He ran there and saw massive fireball that was black and full of bats. The ground was cracking and breaking and some bits were lava now. Explosions came everywhere and a tower that was a mile high exploded and glass went everywhere and knocked down more towers.

And in the middle of the fire like a tornado or hurricane or the swirly thing when you get out the bath was………. NIGHT YAGAMI

"Thank you my dauter is alive!" he screamed. But then he saw what she was doing… SHE WAS SINGING THE SONG TO END THE WORLD.

"OMG!" raye screamed dancing like a dancy man. "She is singing the song to end the world just like I said earlier!"

There was an even bigger explosion like if you put all the fireworks in the world in a truck and then shot the gas tank and a black hole came and it ate the world and Soichiro had to magic out just in time!

"I need to save the world!" he shouted jumping out of bed and he was naked in case he had to sex Light's mom.

He ran out still naked and it was snowing but he was too man too care and he gave the afro dude his coat back and gave Near a turkey because he felt sorry for him and his disease was magically cured so Dark punched him again and stole his legos so Near got no Xmas present this year!

AT THE POLICE AGAIN!

All the brainiest dudes in the world were there. L, Light, Dark, Soichiro, Sayu, Near, Mello's ghost, Naomi and Watari and Blud was also there but only for the buffet because noone invited him because they coodnt see him.

"WE NEED A PLAN TO SAVE THE WORLD!" they all screamed at once!

"BUT HOW?"

"MAYBE WE SHOULD KILL HER?"

"BUT SHE'S ALREADY DEAD"

"HOW CAN THIS BEE?!?"

MEANWHILE IN YOTSUBAS TOWER

Yotsuba was working on his computer. He was good at it and had a high score on minesweeper. He was using Paint to draw …. SOMETHING. He printed it out. IT WAS A LIFE NOTE.

TRICKED YOU! NIGHT ISNT DEAD AT ALL! I FOOLED YOU AL!

PLEAASE TEXT BACK CHRISTIE