SO I WAS GOOGLING MYSELF AND FOUN SOME SLOW ZOMBIE DUDE FROM THE TVTROPES WRITTING A BLOG ABOUT MY STORY! I NO YOU ARE BLIND DUDE WHICH IS A BUMMER BUT THAT'S STILL AWESOM! NOT LIKE NOT TEXTING ME BACK. YOU NO WHO YOU ARE. AND THAT PERSON WHO YOU ARE IS CHRISTIE.
Light and L were on the firring range and they were shotting their rifles and their shotguns and their rockets and making out. They shot a bunch of cardboard dudes and not the good guys which is good but not grate becausethey were a bit slow and kept makin out.
"YOU BUGGERING SODBURGERS!" Watari screamed through a bulletproof megafone. "WTF ARE YOU TRYING DO GET YOURSELFS KILLED TO BLOODY HELL?"
"Soz" L said and threw a flash and it exploded.
Next door Sayu was practising her handwriting. She dint want to have to everything note her sis to death or maybe further but she had to to to save the world!!!!
"What are you doin wife?" Misa said sexy style.
"Im writing stuff down" Sayu said and then writ "I sex with misa" in the everythinhg note.
Misa smilied and started to naked herself up. First she taked off her shoe. Then she got her hat and set it on fire like a candle to sexy up the mood. Then she got off her dress which was like that dress the lady wears in Residant Evil but with no guns and underneath she was wearing a Lady Gagga shirt and a boxers she borrowed from Light. She taked them off and then her other shoe and now she was naked.
SAyu then taked off her spy suit and it was no underwear below cos she was a spy like in james bond and needed to sex a lot. They got on the red silky bed in the firing range and began to make out a lot. then they made out some more and then they decided to sex it up. They were sexing a lot and it was very hot and sexy because they were both nakes and they were kssing there girly bits and whatnot.
Soichrio was feelin left out cos he wasn't sexing with anyone and he could sex Light's mom but wont cos there all old and that's nasty and gross an I'm not writng that sort of thing LOLLOL!
The radar went bip bip bip and he looked at the screen all scaredy style.
"MY GODBUGGERING RADAR JUST SODDED UP A SPIFFING HIT!" watari exploded spraying tea and Britain all over the table. "SOME CHAP JUST USED A WANKING LIFE NOTE!"
"where at gramps?" L asked stopping the sexing.
"ITS AT YOTSUBAS HOUSE UP THE SKYSCRAPER! RUUUUUUUUUN!" soichiro said and grabbed a sniper and threw it at wateri who grabbed it and grinned all evilly.
They got in the giant helicopter which was the size of a truck and had guns and grapple guns and computers and a bathroom. The bits on the roof span fast and soon they were flying over the city and people were standing up and starring and some of them pointed too.
Suddenly a rocket WOOOSHED past and left a big line of smoke and a bang at the end where it missed but only the helicopter because it still hit another tower but it was okay because noone was in the tower except for that leloosh guy (MORE LIKE LELOSER AM I RIGHT!?!?!) an d everyone hates him so its cool except he has a giant robot and also ive never seen it.
"DODGE IT!" L screamed like a little girl but it had already exploded and theyd dodged it then so L felt a bit dum.
Mikami climed on the roof with a sniper and looked through the telyscope. He saw a slimy dude but it wasn't yotsuba but he shot him anyway and the rockets stopped.
They looked all over the tower for Yotsuba's house and had to ask a postman for directions and then found it and they tried to knock on the front door but failed cos they were in a helicopter so instead they got their grapple guns like in BATMAN and boomed the front door down and zipped in and found themselves in Yotsuba's kitchen and they broke his braedmaker to show they were serious.
They pushed Ckira who was in handycuffs into the lving room and a billion bullets splatted him but he was wearing a suit of armor borrowed from TSIOFEAJ and he was sage for the time being.
Everyone else jumped out and fired all there guns at once and Yotsubas army fired back and like a trillion bullets hit everything and a plant exploded and then everything else came too and Yotsuba and sayu were life noting everyone back to live but sayu was faster and yotsuba's printer ran out of paper and he keeped the spares in his study which he coudnt get to cos it was full of dead dudes and guns and dead dudes firing guns at other dead dudes because sayu was using her everything note to make them do it and shes a bit of a dick.
Guns exploded everywhere and one hit L and he died and the life note bought him back to life and this happened like 20 times cos yotsuba was camping and everyone hates campers.
Then yotsuba's arm was dead and Soichiro grabbed him by the neck and punched him in the nose twenty two times to show him he was trouble and also showed him the broked breadmaker and he cried cos he couldn't eat his tasty blood banana bread that Blud had showed him how to make one day.
"YOU F-CKING F-CKED UP F-CKER WHO F-CKS F-CKS TELL ME WHERE THE F-CKING LIFE NOTE IS AND DON'T LIFE NOTE THAT F-CKING F-CK NIGHT YAGAMI BAK TO F-CKING LIVE OR ILL BREAK YOUR OTHER F-CKING BREADMAKER!"
"I was only trying to life note back my pet dog. He is called Might Yagami and I spelled it wrogn im sorryYYY!"
"WTF IM SOOOO SORRY!" lgith said and hugged him and they went to wall mart and bort him a new breadmaker and also a bunch of flowers to say soz.
"That doesn't help us find Night though!" Mellos ghost said getting all pissy and flicking his hair around pissy style. He was really pissed because he looked like Lady Gagga AND ITS TRUE LOOK!
"That's not ture. i just found this map night left behind" L said cos he was an awesome detective dude. It was a napkin with a picture of a house writted on it in lipstick and there was a car outside.
"I know that car!" soichrio bellowed like a freight train full of amps being driven by a screaming dude with a megafone on the wawy to a rock concert in a really noisy place. "It's……. MINE!"
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
THIS IS TOO EPIC FOR ME TO WRITE MORE OF NOW AND I NEED TO SLEEP AND ALSO I NEED TO PLAN THE EPIC FINALE OR MAYBE NOT BUT PROBABLY ACTUALLY THIS TIME ALTHOUGH I DUNNO COS PEOPLE SEEM TO LICK IT!