THIS CHAPTERS GONNA BLOW YOUR F-CKING MINDS YOU GUYS! ALSO ITS GOOD!.
The cops ran as fast as they could to light's mom's house and looked in the car. Light and L were sexing inside on the backseat! AND THEY WERE NAKED!
"WHAT THE F-CKING ARE YOU DOING YOU FREAKISH SON OF MINE AND YOU SCRINKLY DETECTIVE DUDE WHO LIKES SUGER AND CANDIES. THIS WAS A CLUE IN VERY IMPORTANT CASE AND YOU GOT YOUR SEXYNESS ALL OVER IT. YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE YAGAMI HOUSE BOTH OF YOU BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO CATCH YOUR SISTER!" soichiro gasped looking into car which was dark because the windows were smoking from all the sexing.
"k" said L and sexed a bit more then stopped.
"Noooo!" said light all sadly style grabbing onto Ls ankle like a sadly style dude. "I wanna do more sexxxing!"
They went into the house and light was still grabbing L's ankle and he got dragged along and he was naked and his man thing got all scratched by the driveway and it hurt. Because they were good cops they took a bunch of finger prins off the walls and the door thingys and the fridge and the bin and the hifi and light's ipod just in case.
"HELL AND CARNATION!" watari screeched like a vampire bat. "THE SODDING NIGHT LASS JUST SODDING FORGOT HER FINGERS!" because he couldn't find them anywhere not even behind the tv.
"She must be here somewhere gramps" L said eating the remote. "Did you look in... SAYU'S ROOM!"
So they went up and there was nothing there. Except they found a sandwich and L ate it. Also sayu and misa were sexing but they hid in the closet (do you get it? It's a joke!)
"WHERE COULD THAT BLOODYING LASS BE?" watari pondered as he read sayu's diary and it was full of naughty things so he kept it for later.
"You want to know?" screamed a mystery voice from the air vents.
"WHO WAS THAT?" light whimpered peeing his pants except he wanst wearing them so he peed the carpet instead and soichiro got kinda mad and beat him.
"COME TO MY SECRET BASE IN DARK'S ROOM AND YOU'LL LEARN WHO IT BE!"
Everyone who heard this was extra shocked and ran there straight away! The pencil was in the door but it broke and they opened it!
And in Darks room was…… DARK! DARK YAGAMI! DARK FRIGGING YAGAMI YOU GUYS!
"I tricked you all!" he said and to show them he turned on the tv. There was a guy in London interviewing the Queen and they were drinking tea and being very british.
Suddenly the queen got up and punched the dude IN THE FACE! Which is something the Queen wouldn't normally do but she did and that's why its shocking.
"Everyone in the world listen to me!" she said and they did. "I have an impotent thingy to say! THE WORLD WILL END IN TEN MINUTES THANKS TO NIGHT YAGAMI AND HER MAGNIFICENT BASTARD BROTHER DARK! THIS IS NOT A TEST!"
There was chaos everywhere except for france because they didn't speak English. Dudes were punching dudes and being drunk and sick everywhere and they were sexing frantically and babbys were being born left right and also center!
A car crashed off a cliff and hit a nuclear plant and it was a very big plant like a redwood but nuclear so it exploded and took out all of Kentucky and then there was no more fired chicken. Another drove into the sea and hit a submarine and the captain tripped over and pressed the nuclear button which shot a bunch of nuclears at the international space station just like in moden warfare 2 again.
"DON'T PANIC DUDES!" the queen bellowed to calm the scene a bit. "I AM NOT REALLY THE QUEEN I AM JUST DARK YAGAMI USING A DEATH NOTE TO TALK!"
Dark put his pen down and said "What do you think!"
"YOU BLOODY QUEEN KILLING WANKER!" watari roared extremely angry and put dusters on his knuckles but they weren't very good dusters because they were made of metal not cloth so they couldn't dust stuff but they could punch dudes and that's why he did it.
"WAIT WATARI! IF THE QUEEN THAT IS ME DIES YOU WILL BE THE NEW QUEEN COS DARK DOESN'T WANT TO BE QUEEN AND HE WILL PASS THE TITLE ONTO YOU!"
"OH OKAY" watari said and cos he didn't want to waste the dusters he punched light and told the guy to put some cloths on.
"SO ANYWAY DARK THAT IS ME HAS A LIST OF DEMANS THAT MUST BE MET! STEP ONE. HE WANTS TWO TRILLION DOLLARS. TWO. I WANT SPAIN AND THE MOON AND THE SUN. THREE. I WANT A BUS THAT WILL GO TO MY HOUSE FROM THE GYM. FOUR. I WANT A GYM. FIVE. I WANT GUITAR HERO FOR CHRISTMAS COS MY DAD IS TOO LAME TO BUY IT AND WTF YOU GUYS. SIX. I WANT A SPACESHIP AND TWO KINDS OF FERRARI AND A LAMBAGINY. SEVEN. I WANT MY OWN TV CHANNEL THAT SHOWS PICS OF HOW AWESOME I AM EVERYDAY AND HAS VIDS OF ME SEXING FOR EVERYONE TO SEE HOW SEXY I AM. EIGHT. I WANT A MACHINE GUN MADE OF BREAD. NINE. I WAN ANOTHER TRILLION DOLLARS. TEN. I WANT THE DRAGONBALLS. ELEVEN. I WANT A PLANE. TWELVE. I DON'T WANT A PLAN COS I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE ONE SOZ BUT GET ME ANOTHER ANYWYA. THIRTEEN. I WANT A BOOK WRITED ABOUT HOW GOOD I AM AT SEXING AND IT MUST BE THE LAW TO READ IT. FOURTEEN. I WANT EVERY PLAYBOY EVER AND ALSO THE TV GUIDE. FIFTENN. I WANT MY BROTHERS BOYFRIENDS GRAMPS TO BE THE NEW QUEEN AGAIN!"
"THANK YOU WEE CHUM!"
"DON'T MENTION TI. SIXTEEN. I WANT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TO SEND ME A TEXT EVEN CHRISTIE. SEVENTEEN. I WANT A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS I FORGOT."
Then the queen had a heart and died but got back to life because prince Charlie was there with a life note and his shinigami who was the ghost of a roman dude.
To show he was serious Dark took the tv dudes to that bowling place in Hollywood. There were a bunch of mikes and they were pointing at a mowhawky chick with a mowhawk and a bunch of tattoes and one of them said "SING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD."
She did a sound check………….. AND IT WAS NIGHT!
And the woman singing was….. NIGHT!
"COME ON YOU AGNIFICENT BASTARD! She said and pulled dark on the stage.
"WE WERE EVIL ALL ALONG!"
AND SO WAS I! Blud added but it was silly cos noone could see him.
THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. ARE THEY GOOD? I DON'T KNOW EXCEPT THERE AWESOME BUT TELL ME WITH A REVIEEEEW!!!!