I HAS 20000 VIEWS AND 100 REVEWS! YOU GUYS ARE LIKE AWESOME EXCEPT SOME OF YOU ARENT BUT NOT YOU ! YOUR COOL!

Someone saw the tv and called the cops and they sent like 3 cars and a gun cos dark could destroy the world and they didn't want to take no chances.

"DARCUS TAYLOR YAGAMI YOU ARE UNDER A REST!" the cops said stuffing like a billion donuts into there face and sugar and jelly and crinkles went everywhere and the pink frosting also and they looked like a pink dude covered in sugar crinkles. "COME QUIETLY OR WE WILL MAKE YOU COME LOUDER!"

Dark flipped a bird at them and the bird scratched there faces and ate the jelly. They screamed and a storm of sugar wnet everywhere

A MILLION MILES AWAY IN LIGHTS MOMS HOUSE

"I SMELL SOMETHING!" L screamed freaking the hell out all over the shop.

"yeah your mom!" soichiro joked and every laughed because his burn was sick.

"Daaaaaa~aaaaaaad!" light wined like a dude whos dad was mean.

"Sorry son!" Soichiro said and they hugged and the happy music came and the camera went fuzzy.

"But yeah I smell sugar and Its like making me crazy and all up in the crazy house!"

Light saw L was getting all energyish and he hugged him to calm it down but it didn't work and they accidentally sexed instead. Ti was good sexing but L throught light was made of candy and tried to eat him.

"Come on!" L screamed running out of the door like a nuclear concord. "IM GOING TO GET THOSE DONUTS OR MY NAME ISNT WHATEVER RYUKI HADOKEN OR WHATEVER THE F-CK MY NAME REALLY IS."

AT A BOWL IN HOLLY WOOD.

The cops all got death noted or shot or maybe the donuts were posin I don't know but anyway they dead and now theres nothing to stop dark's evil plan growing fruit!

"Hit it dudes!" he said and picked up a stick thing and waved it at the band. They started to play! AND IT WAS THE HOKEY COKIE! BECAUSE THAT IS THE SONG THAT WILL END THE WORLD! BECAUSE IT IS EVIL! BECAUSE IT WAS SECRETLY WRITTEN BY SATAN! BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE FAMOUS!

But it was the evil hokie cokie and it had new words in roman and a different tune and really justthe title was the same.

"THOU PUTTETH YOUR EVIL LEG IN!" night began to sign and she looked like the girl from paramour but not red and also a punk. A fireball happened and then an explosion and a bigger one and an asterod fell out of the sky and landed and it exploded and set the ocean on fire. Then the moon got really close to the ground and it was the pointy moon so it started stabbing people and blood poured everywhere like the sea except the sea was on fire! Like lava!

Oh and also there was a volcano.

"not so fast!" l decanted pigging out on the donut that was everywhere.

"IT'S THE FUZZY!"

"Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"

"Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"

Night looked shocked and stopped signing.

"BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"

"I DID!" replied dark going to the snack stand and buying a pag of pretzels.

"Okay."

"TOUGH LUCK DUDE!" L said and he got a gun and arrested them.

AT THE POLICE STATION AGAIN

I've done like a bunch of scenes at he police station and its getting real boring so ill just say they got out again and dark sexed the desk lady while he was there because that's what you do when your as awesome as Dark and the desk lady is there! I'd sex her if I could and also if she was real.

AT HOME

Two weeks had passed and Dark was grounded for singing the song that ends the world. Night menwhile was doing science in room with chemicals.

"Whatcha doin sis?" asked light poking his head into the door.

"I'm testing my new invention which is a magic chemical to make good clones of people. I don't know how it works but I made it and I hope I don't make a good clone of myself by mistake (AN: that would cause like another TEN CHAPTERS OF AWESOME FIC GUYS. I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN {;-p)!"

"That sounds laaaaaaaaameeeeeee!" shrieked light balleting into the room. "You need to find a way to make something I need LIKE HAIR GEL (AN: light needs a hair cut cos he never has one in the show)."

Then he tripped over and fell on his man thingy and dna went everywhere and a bit landed in his hair and also some fell in the test tube full of clone juice but noone noticed.

"Get out of my room you dooshbag! I am going to put this chemical in the clone maker to keep it safe and hope I don't accidentally make a clone."

THE NEXT DAY WHICH ALSO HAPPENED TO BE LIGHTS BIRTHDAY

They were all eating cake around the bonfire. Lights mom had baked a cake shaped like ruyuk but then she cooked one shaped like Blud for Dark and it was bigger and had candles and tasted of blood bananas so soichiro had drop kicked Lights cake out the window where it landed in a splat in the hole left in the driveway by the nuclear bom back in chapter 7.

"SAVE SOME CAKE FOR ME!" pranced a voice from the door.

A dude walked in! He looked exactly like dark except his head was shaved into a funky spiral like Kanye when he did that thing and didn't let them finish (but this guy will cos hes a good clone). He was wearing a t shirt and jeans and no shoes but it was just a coincidence.

"WHO ARE YOU?" they chanted while singing happy birthday to dark.

"I AM DARK YAGAMI'S GOOD CLONE…….. DAY YAGAMI!"

THINGS JUST HAPPENED! IM BACK ALSO! CHRISTMAS WAS GOOD! ALSO I KISSED KAYLA SO F-CK YOU CHRISTIE!!! LOL!