SOME DUDES OR MAYBE NOT DUDES SENT ME FANMAILS! AWESOME AND TANKS YOU GUYS!

"Who the fiddlesticks are you?" lights mom said spitting her cake out and it hit light in the face.

"Yo duds im DAY YAGAMI!"

"WTF!" lights mom starred at soichiro. "HAVE YOU BIN HAVING BABIES BEHIND MY BACK?" she screamed pretty loud and a light broke. She was real mad and kind of pissed and she got the cake knife and waved it violently at Soichiro but only after rubbing the cake off because she was a tidy person.

"No wife! I SWEAR!" siochiro said and did a scouts honor. "I wood never have another son because I would tell you!"

"HE TELLS THE TRUTH" Blud roared but noone could hear him cos he was a shinigami! And also he wasn't there.

"Mom! Dad! Leeme explain!" Night said. She stood on the table so everyone could hear. "Mom! Dad! Light! Dark! Sayu! Misa! Naomi! I has an annunsment ! THIS DUDE… IS MY SON!"

Soi got really angry and jumped onto his feet. HE was spitting everywhere with rage and spit was getting everywhere and it smelt funny cos he was drunk. With a roar like a dinosaur he jumped on the table too.

"WHOS THE GEEK WHO GOT YOU TEEN PRAGNET? IF I CATCH THAT PUNK ILL KNOCK HIS LIGHTS OUT AND THEN HELL TO LIVE IN THE DARK AND THEN ILL PUNCH HIM AND SLAP HIM AND BEAT HIM OFF WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND THEN THROW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW NAD THEN JUMP ON HIM AND HELL SAY "OW STOP IT THAT HURTS" AND I WILL COS IM A NICE GUY BUT NOT TOO NICE AND I GET THE POLICE GUN AND SHOOT A POLICE CAR AT HIM. THATLL TEACH HIM A LESSoN!!!!!!!!"

"No dad! You don't understand! LIGHTS THE DAD!"

This was a bad thing to say because Soichiro dint understand how clones worked cos hes never played Metalgear solid.

"WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! WHAT F-CKING F-CKED UP F-CKING F-CK F-CKING F-CKER OF A F-CKER F-CKING M-TH-RF-CKING F-CK F-CK F-CK F-CK DID YOU F-CKING MAKE MY DORTER PREGNANT?"

"I didn't do it!" light squealed. "This dude aint my son!"

"Yes I am." Day said but noone heard him.

"Dad! Listen! Light just tripped over and accidentally got his dna in a clone machine for good clones!"

"WTF DO YOU MAKE CLOWNS?"

"Not clowns! Clones are like dudes and sometimes chicks made of dna and they look like someone else but there always good or evil like twins."

"Oh oka.y" Soichiro patted his son on the back. "Good on you, son. Im so proud of you! Your very own son!"

"Actully I want to be Darks son." Day said picking his nose. "HEs a cooler dude and your twins so im aloud to do it!"

"Dammit!" said light. He wanted a son to take to baseball games and go fishing with and do all that lame stuff from tv with. Now he would have to take Near instead and noone likes him cos he smells and hes a kid.

"Cool" Dark said finishing his cake. "go and clean your room."

"I don't have one!" Day wined pointing to all his suitcases in the porch.

"Then you can sleep in the attic!" Dark said and gave him a ladder and some paint and a sleeping bag and some rat posion for the rats.

THAT NIGHT IN THE ATTIC

"If I wasn't a good clone I'd go all mad right now" Day said as ghosts and rats and ghost rats ghosted over his head biting him sometimes.

"Psst……… kiddo." A mysterious voice came from the corner of the room. There was no light so Day couldn't see the voice.

"Yeah? What do you want and who are you and what are you doing in my attic and are you a ghost?"

"Yes."

"Who are you the ghost of?"

"I cant tell you because that will be a surprise! SOON!"

"What do you want with me?"

"I have an evil plan……… it involves watari and a laser gun and it will let ME BE THE NEW L!"

"well I am good clone so you can just forget it."

"f-ck" said the mystery voice and went back to bed.

MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID THIS IS CALLD FOUR SHADOWS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SHADOWS ARE SO I MADE IT NIGHT TIME JUST TO BE SAFE

THE NEXT DAY

Nothing else happened so now it's the morning.

Light and Dark were in bed together still becos even though Dark was like a super rich dude he kept forgetting to buy a new bed and DEF NOT COS HES GAY COS HES NOT IM SURE.

"Dammit I am late for school" light screamed climing over dark to get dressed.

"I am not because I am to clever to go to school." Dark said and pointed to the wall where he kept his spelling b medals and his noble prizes.

"lets play hooky" Light said (AN: dunno how that's spelt. I mean he dint want to go to school not play that game with the sticks and the ice in Canada with dudes who beat each other up and wear skates.)

"k"

MEANWHILE AT THE POLICE

L was all pissed off cos Light hant deathnoted anyone lately so he had to deal with normal crimes in stead which were boring cos he could solve them all in like 10 seconds cos he was a good detective even if he dint do fashion well.

"Watari! Get me an ice cream burger! (AN: its like a burger but with strawbry ice cream instead of catsup! It doesn't exits but im sure its super tasty!)

"OKAY MY CHUMMY MATE. ILL BE BACK IN TWO SHAKES OF THE QUEENS HEAD."

Watar sprinted threw the streets pushing peeps out of the way and he shoved over and old laddie cos he was in hurry and someone fell down a well.

"BEEP BEEP! POLICE FOOD EMERGENCY GENTALMAN COMING THREW! I NEED AN ICE CREAM AND A BUGGERING BURGER"

He got to the burger shop and bought the biggest bugger they had but not the biggest one because it was to big but the second biggest and it came with a free toy. Then he went to the ice cream shop.

"TWO SCOOPS OF YOUR FINEST STRAWED BERRY CREAMED ICE MY FINE GENTAL MAN?"

"okay i will do that" the man said and he had black messy hair like L and black eyes like L and also like hed been punched recently and he was wearing a white tshirt and a jeans and no shoes and he was sucking his thumbs and he looked exactly like L except he was taller.

"COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME CARRY THIS CONFABULATION BACK TO THE OFFICE? I AM AN OLD DUDE AND CANT HOLD IT FOR LONG."

"okay i will do that" the man said and carried the burger home.

"THANK YE MY GOOD MAN." And Watari got him a tit as a present.

"now i no where you live" the man said staring at L like a creepy dude. "i mean thank you and come again and i hope you lick our ice cream on your burger"

"YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!" watari roared.

"This is defiantly a coincidens." L replied burgering his face up.

"i have to go now" the man said and went.

"I wonder what he meant by that." L said pigging himself to deaf. "Im sure he was not evil."

WAS THAT DUDE EVIL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?