THANKS TO BABYFISH 4 MAKING THE JAPANISH REAL! IF YOU CANT READ JAPANISH YOU WILL NEED TO MAKE IT ENGLISH AGAIN THO SOZ! TIS CHAP IS DEADCATED TO JARK GRIMWOD FOR SNEDING ME FANMAIL! PEACE OUT! EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THERES FIC SILLY!

There was a doorbell in the yagami house and it went.

"I'll get it hold yer horses! Jiminy cricket!" Lights mom swore as she stopped baking cokies and went to the door. A dude was there and he was big and fat and mustached and had glasses and he was Demi Gawa.

"Heya Im from the tv and I wantto talk to your son day yagami" he said except in Japanish so it sounded like "TVおよびIのwanttoの話からのあなたの息子日のyagamiへのHeya Im"

"Im sorry I cant read your crazy squiggles" Light's mom said even though one of them looked like a pretzel. "But my other other son Dark Yagami can and he can speak any langage except for walesish but that's okay because my daughter can and also he learned it once so he can now."

"HEY DUDE I'M DARK" dark bellowed but in japan it wasちょっと男私は暗い

"私は彼が涼しい男のようにようである日のyagami Cosに話してもいいか。" said Demi madly waving his camera everywhere and accidently filming misa's undies.

"彼は私程に涼しくない… 暗いYAGAMI! 暗いF-CKING YAGAMI! OF SHINIGAMI王!" (AN: I LOVE HOW THE JAPANEES HAVE THE SAMEWORD FOR F-CK AS AMERICA!) Dark said in retrun poking himself to make sure it wasn't a dream and also because it felt good.

"わかりました! 私は代りにインタビューする! 実際に涼しい男およびない下肢が不自由でよいクローンであるので"

"ありがとうのbro! 話のアメリカ人を今許可する従ってのぞき見はTVの私達のしかし言うことがわかることができる。" Dark said and then said stuff in English so peeps culd hear him properly on tv.

"Mr Darcus Yagami. Tell me about yourself." Demi said waving the camera around awesome style and playing some death metal like nickleback and stuff to make it more awesome.

"Well I am the smartest dude in America and I own a plane and I sex with chicks a lot and sometimes I like to be in the Olympics which I win because im so good except for that time I had a broken leg but still won."

"Im sorry Ill have to cut you of because THERES A FIRE IN THE CITY!"

"WTF!" screamed day leaping out of the attic! "SOMEONE NEEDS TO SAVE THE DUDES!"

"I'll do it!" dark said after calling the fire department and aking for being aloud to do it.

He got in his car (from paris REMEMBER? I HOPE YOU DO) and vroomed to the fire which was in a apartment tower like on friends and there were fire trucks and hoses and dudes spraying each other. There were lights everywhere and dark got confused and crashed his car but it landed in the fire which was already on fire so nothing happened. Dark got out and looked at the fire. It was bright and also hot and there was some smoke and something had fallen over so dark put it up.

Then he heard something in the top floor! So he ran superspeed like sonic up the stares and they were on fire and fallen down so he had to jump like 20 floors. He saw a door and he knew this one was special cos it was on fire!!!!

He kicked it in and it was a steal door made of steal and gold so it was real hard but it broke and he kicked it in and jumped in. He looked round. The apartment was on fire everywhere and there was fire on the sofa. Something was squeaking for its life! Then dark saw it! Sitting on the window! It was………………………………..A RABBIT!

Dark grabbed the rabbit and jumped out just as the fire reached the gas tank and the whole apartment exploded. He fell like 70 floors but the firefiters all sprayed him real hard and the jets of water slowed him down and also he was on fire so they solved that problem to.

"MY HERO!" screamed a sexy woman who owned the rabbit. "I WILL SEX YOU FOR SAVING HIM!"

"Thank you" said dark and got her number and address except her apartment had just blown up and her phone was in there and it was useless so he had to add her on facebook instead.

"BUT WHO STARTED THE FIRE?" asked soichiro brushing fire off his mustache.

"That is a good question. I will solve it!" dark pondered. "Maybe I will ask that creepy dude If he saw anything. Creepy dudes are good at seeing creepy dude things like fires and he looks like a dam creepy dude or my name isn't Dark Yagami!"

"Yo creepy dude! Give me some skin!" Dark bellowed all friendly like to the creepy dude. The creepy dude fived dark on the hand. "Do you know who started the fire?"

"i think i saw him. it was a chick who was short and fat and hated candies and had long blond hair and small eyes and dint look like L at all."

"I will look out for her! Anything else?"

"a dude called L lives in there but i no for sure that's deffo not why it was set on fire" he replied staring at Dark and looking just like L. "now i need to go back to my job at the burger shop because those burgers wont cook themselves unless they do"

The dude walked away and little did dark know………. HE WAS THE GUY WHO MADE THE FIRE FOR REAL!

Then he worked it out but it was to late.

SORRY NOT MUCH HAPPENED BUT THE FIRE WAS TO EPIC! MORE STUFF NECKS TIME!