THIS IS THE 30 CHAPTER SO I BEEN WORKING ON IT EXTRA LONG FOR YOU! IT TOOK LIKE A HOLE AFTERNOON TO WRITE SO IT WILL BE GOODER THAN NORMAL!
It was a rainy day and hot and windy and dark and lights mom was walking down the street and smoking and drinking whisky like a defective dude from an old film. Everything was black and white and gray in bits and all the traffic lights looked the same so cars were crashing everywhere. She knew L was dead and L was not the real L but was another dude (that dude was K but she dint know that yet you guys!). There was only one guy who could work it out… THE BRIANEST DUDE IN THE WORLD.
She went home and every thing was bright and made of colors agan. Dark and Night were there playing Just Course 2 and blowing stuff up and dark made like a million chaos and a helicop caught fire.
"Kiddies!" she shouted running threw the door with a plate of cookies and cartoons of milk for everyone. "That silly L dude is a naughty man! He's not the real L but a fake and I need to work out who! Since you kids are the smartest kids in the whole darn world I want you to find out who!"
"K mom." Dark sed. They were blood banana cookies so he fed them all to Blud and Blud did the happy shinigami dance. "but even us too smartest dudes and also a chick in the world could not work it out on our own!"
"Yeah" night said her hair dying. "Well need to know algeber and photosinthyses and all that other super brainy stuff that dudes like Enstein did."
"Wait! I have……….. an IDEA!" screamed Night jumping up. "COME TO THE CLONING MACHINE BROTHER!" (AN: SEE THE ORIGIN OF DAY YAGAMI FOR THE DEETS OF THE CLONING MACHINE BUT BASICALLY IT'S A MACHINE THAT MAKES CLONES!)
Night and Dark both got bits of there DNA out and made them big and put them in the cloning machine. They also put some lion dna in there for stronger.
The machine started and it went faster and faster and faster and there were lights everywhere because the cloning machine was making them from lights dna but then they all died. The machine was going so fast that that a tornado came out and blew the roof off and the sky ripped open and lightening bolts the size of Russia EXPLODED out of the sky and SMASHED The machine and bits went everywhere and they were on fire and nuclear and all the light clones came back to life like frankensteins!
"WHAT THE FUDGECAKES?" screamed lights mom punching one of the clones in the head and the head went pop like a birthday cake being thrown onto the highway and goo went everywhere with bits of brain.
She pulled out two guns but they were safe guns so they only shot nerfs and the nerfs bounced off the zombies and hit other zombies and killed them.
Dark did a clothes line and like twenty lights got hit and their heads went everywhere and bounced like the nerfs. One hit night so she hit with a baseball bat and it killed like a hundred more lights and she got a home run but they came back to life so dark had to punch them all out again because night was just a girl and girls cant kill zombies except some can like in resident evil. But Night cant okay!
All the lights were dead. Then the cloning machine went BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEP and opened and a dude came out! He had claws like a lion and hair like a lion and teeth like a lion but the rest of him was normal except the tail which was also a lion. He was a dude like Dark but he had Nights mowhawk and tattoos.
"Hello!" he roared. "I am the clone of Dark and Night and I am the double smartest dude in the world! And my name is…….. DARKNIGHT YAGAMI (Get it? It's a joke cos he likes batman!)!"
"That name is too long. Now you are called Dawn Yagami" sed Dark slapping him in the face for having a stupid name. "Because you will bring a NEW DAWN to our crimefiting!"
"K" said darknight except now hes called Dawn as he got himself some clothes. He wore a suit like james bond and two robot ties that could be tied together to make a sword that could cut anything. His shoes were black and shiny and they had heels that were fishtanks with fish in them so if he was trapped in a box and nothing to eat he could eat the fish.
"Okay! Let's DO! THIS! THING!" he roared like a lion and jumped out the window smashing it even more and landing in the road. He punched open a truck and it was a massive truck and he drove it to the police station in the city!
MEANWHILE AT WATARI HOUSE IN WALES
Watari was watchin his naughty films and getting happy. Then K came in. He was holding a laser gun!
"HELLO MY GOOD FRIEND!" watari bellowed turning off the naughty films because they had naked chicks in them. "WHAT BE YOU DOING THIS FINE DAY?"
"I just wanted to give my grandpa a hug!" K said stretching his arms super wide. He had eaten a load of jello and the front of his shirt was all slimey and greasey and covered in bits of jello and sick and it was kind of rank so wateri made him towel himself before he could hug him. Then they hugged but K stuck the laser in wataris back! "DON'T MOVE OR I BLAST YOU TO BITS!"
"WHATEVER YOU SAY YOU CONFOUNDED WANKER!" watari panicked and not moving except to cry from sacredness.
Then K shot him and a laser came out. It went through him and nearly hit K but he was wearing a bullet proof vest.
"NOT AGAIN! BLOODY BUGGER! (it's what watari says whenever he dies!)" Watari died on the floor and K drove to the airport and bought an airplane and flew to America.
AT THE POLICE!
Dawn wanted to ask creepy dude some questions. She went to the dead room where creepy chick and L were still dead on the floor.
"Hey creepy chick. Why did you you kill L?" then he realised creepy chick was dead and could not answer his quests.
"Dark! I need your royal death note and life note!" Dark gave them to him. He wrote 'creepy chick' but nothing happened cos he needed creepy chicks real name.
"OK! Here goes nothing!" He roared tearing out the pages of the life note and pasting them into the royal death note with paste. A big rainbow blasted out of one side and an antirainbow with all the evil colors like brown and evil yellow explosioned from the other and the rainbows rapped about Dawn and all his blood became magic! He grew like a mushroom in a mushroom farm and then he was shinigami except he was a clone so he became a double-shinigami. One side of him was good and the other evil and they were green and red like traffic lights and the good side had the word good written on him in Japanish. The evil side needed to stay hidden so that said good also.
His fingers turned into pens so he could wenever and kill dudes and also make poems.
He used his pen fingers and wrote……….. "CREEPY CHICK!"
"Wait!" night panted. "Creepy chick is a…. dude!"
"Oh f-ck" said Dawn and then Creepy Dude came to life as a chick. She only had one chest but the rest of her was normal girly bits.
"What happened to my man thing?" screamed creepy chick.
"I accidentally turned you into a chick" said Dawn and the big blob of sweat appeared like in anime.
"Oh okay" said creepy chick. "I always wanted to find out what being a chick is like anyway." She pointed to night. "Let's sex." She said eratically.
"Only if you tell me what is going on!?" gasped Night getting all turned on.
They got naked and sexed for a bit.
"Okay! I WILL EXPLAIN THINGS!"
I WILL STOP HERE FOR NOW! BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK OUT WHAT THINGS TO EXPLAIN. I HOPE THIS WAS GOOD THOUGH BECAUSE THERE WAS SEXING and ACTION! AND ALSO SOMETHING HAPPENED.