Remember when I said some stuff wud be explained! IT GETS EXPLAINED.... NOW!
Creepy dude who was now a chick was looking at Night all sexy in a real sexy way cos they had just sexed. She was wearing a dress with pictures of ducks on it because it was all she could find at the police station and she dint want to be naked everywhere in case someone saw.
"Okay so heres the deets!" she said. "I'm Ls dad except now I'm his mom. I had to give him up cos hes the super brainy dude and i'm just a regular brainy dude who looks just like him and sells burgers and I couldnt provide a consturctive home envirnment for him to grow up in so I sent him to live with his gramps who is my dad and is a super britishy dude and has a mustache and drinks cups of tea."
"Woah slow down Eynsteen!" Night said. "Who killed you? Just explain that kthx."
"I Was killed by my OTHER SON WHO IS EVEN EVILLER THAN ME! AND HIS NAME IS..................... Khaos! And his nickname is K!"
Night shot creepy chick in the face with a crossbow.
"Kthx" She had to kill him so the police could find a body.
MEANWHILE AT THE KHAOS KRIB
Khaos was eatin breakfast and he had a bowl of special k cos thats his name! His kitchen was super high tech and there was a robot mom called Kaley who made his breakfast.
"BEEP WOULD YOU LIKE SUM OATMEAL?" Kaley said and a bunch of lights shined when she talked.
"No cos that stuff tastes like f-ck" K spat in her face and windshield wipers wiped it off.
"OK I WILL MAKE YOU A BACON CAKE"
"Thats more like it" K said. Suddenly a bunch of red lights went red and the sirens went off and doors everywhere locked like NERVE everytime an angel comes.
"Oh no! The Name Alarm! SOMEONE HAS REVEALED MY TRUE NAME."
A hole opened in the floor and a pole came out he jumped in it like batman. He zoomed down it really fast and landed on a rat.
"Sorry my ratty friend" He said and life noted it back to life. It was his best friend and it had a human brain except he had to cut it down to fit in the rat head which made it even stupider than a normal rat so that wasnt a good idea.
He ran to his computer. It was a supercomputer and hed taken the hard drive out and put a death note in its place so when he typed someones name they died so he couldnt use facebook cos he kept killing dudes by mistake.
The screen was all flashy and everything was zooming around and there was a big picture of Night that hed taken with his Katellite. It was like a normal satellite but it videoed everyone in the world so he could know when someone said Khaos.
"IT IS NIGHT YAGAMI?" Khaos screamed. He typed Night into his Death Computer but she dint die!
"WTF WHY IS THIS?" He screamed. Then he realised SHE WAS A CLONE. "DAMN! That means I need her REAL NAME! Computer who was she cloned from?"
"BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEP." The computer said which is like Dark Yagami in computerish.
"THEN I WILL KILL THIS DARK YAGAMI DUDE!"
He started to type....... DARK YAGAMI!
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
Dark was in his room with Light. They were both sexing but with chicks not each other! Then light's gf realised dark was better so she went and sexed with dark and light was all sad and alone.
"F-ck I wish that handsome twin of mine was dead!"
Then Dark died!
"NOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS ONLY JOKING!"
Light got a life note and life noted Dark back to life but every time he did Dark got death noted again and Khaos could death note him faster cos he had copy and paste.
"NIGHT! COME QUICK!" but night was dead too! And so was Day! And Dawn! EVERYONE WHO HAD DARK'S DNA DIED!
Light ran to his hologram machine and turned it on. There was a hologram of Dark in it for emergencies (AN: I SAW IROBOT THE OTHER DAY. ITS GOT THIS HOLOGRAM OF DEAD DUDE SO ITS LIKE THAT K?)
The hologram was all blue and sparky.
"Hello. I am Dark's hologram and my name is Dusk Yagami (DUSK MEANS LIKE SUNSET BUT NOT QUITE LIKE TWILIGHT) and I have no DNA cos I am a robot which is why I am not dead."
"Dusk I need you to SOLVE A MURDER" Light said and pointed at the dead body and the sad chicks crying on it.
"Okay but first I will finish sexing up the sad chicks" Dust said and he made the chicks happy again and sent them on there way. "OK. I think I know who did this. Come with me!" Dust said,
He clicked his fingers and Light turned into a hologram and now Lights name was Shadow cos he was a hologram.
"We must go to the internet!" They jumped through the wires and had to dodge a bunch of music and pictures of naked ladies that Soichiro was downloading. One hit Shadow and then he had to sing Bad Romance.
"Gah gah gah gah gah gah gah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bad romance! I just love some bad romance!" Dust sang along cos he liked the song. Then they came out of the wire and landed in a massive city made of 1s and 0s and a bunch of other numbers too and some japanish letters like the matrix.
"OKAY! THIS IS.... THE INTERNET!" He pointed to a black hole on the other side of the city. "That leads to the evil side of the internet AND THAT IS WHERE WE NEED TO GO because THAT IS WHERE THE COMPUTER DEATH NOTES ARE."
Dust downloaded a bus and a nascar and then smooshed them together to make the NASBUS. It was the fastest bus ever and had a nuclear for an engine and another nuclear for the headlights which were so bright that it set the road on fire.
LET'S GO!
Dark slammed down on the gas except it wasn't gas but nuclear so he slammed down on the nuclear. The bus went so fast that everyones clothes burned off as it drove past. Agent Smith tried to stop them but even he couldnt keep up and he was just left in the dust shouting I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME MR ANDERSON.
They crashed into a skyscraper and luckily it was made of computer numbers so the numbers sprayed everywhere and people had to jump out of the way but noone was hurt. Then they smashed through facebook and killed all the animals on near's farmville and did wheelies and donuts in his fields.
Soon they got to the black hole and drove through. Then they were in Khaos Krib!
"Now.... we..... FIGHT!" Dusk said grabbing a taser.
This was dramatic alright? IDK! Maybe they should have spent longer on the internet? TELL ME IN A REVIEW!
Also I HAVE A TWITTER NOW! My username is RealDarkYagami cos there was a fake!