This chap is based on a film I saw!
Dusk got out a machine gun and a rocket gun and splooshed them together to make a machine bakooka and a load of rockets came out. They had nuclears in them and everything in a million miles went bang like dragonballz! They were in the desert now and floating in the sky. A car was on fire and there was some burned hotdogs on the floor and some one had stepped on them so they were all squished now and a dog ate them
"THAT WAS MY TRUE POWER" dust roared punching Khoas so hard in the face that his hand broke and smooshed up into jello.
Khaos spat out some blood and also his gum and laughed like mad dude who was mad. He ripped apart his clothes and he was all ripped and his blood had been replaced by lightning so it zapped and buzzed under his skin like a xmas tree! He did some rips and they were so big that a mountain exploded.
"But my power is TRUER!" he bellowed. He was so loud that his shout ripped all his tooths out and he had to pick them up again.
They started punching and kicking and slapping and stabbing and elboeing and nookying and shooting and guting and boning each other really hard. Shadow joined in the fight too but he was too weak and khaos pinched him and he exploded.
"NO MY ONE WEAKNESS" shouted shadow even though he had lots of weakness cos hes a weak guy but wanted to seem badass.
"NOW HE IS OUT OF THE WAY I CAN REVEAL MY EVEN STRONGER POWER" dust screamed and he killed khoas.
THE NEXT WEEK
They were at khoas funeral. Everyone had been lifenoted back to live even Near.
"THIS IS A GOOD FUNERAL" screeched near playing with a bunch of something stupid like bionkles or something. "I LIKE IT COS HIS COFFIN IS MADE OF LEGOS" near was all fat now cos of debu note! (AN: Japanish for fat note! See my twitter for the deets cos theres a video and it's a real thing not just a thing I made up like most stuff!)
Dark had taken the death note hard dis out the computers of khoas and put it in his I pad (AN Dark has an I pad cos hes a cool dude! I want one but my dads a lameeeeeee guy and got me a bike instead which suckkkkks). This made it into a Death pad! It can kill dudes by phoning them.
Dusk lived in the Deathpad with Shadow and there was a hologram machine in it cos it was a magic Death pad so they begcame real peeps. Dust had a mustach so he looked not like Dark and Shadow had earings and a red face thingy like siklops from xmen cos he had laser eyes.
They buried khaos and the girl from the bus was real sad cos she sexed with him that one time but noone else did. Then they had a party.
NOTHING HAPPENED FOR A BIT GUYS! THEY CANT ALWAYS HAVE AN EXITING LIVE SO IM SKIPPING LIKE A YEAR COS ALL THEY DID WAS GO TO SCHOOL AND KIRA DUDES AND THIS ONE TIME SOICHIRO HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE DESK LADY AND LIGHTS MOM WAS REAL SAD SO SHE CHEETED ON HIM WITH WATARI AND NOW THERE EVEN
"I'm gonna school mom!" light giggled as he went out the door to get the bus.
"Bye my sun!" lights mom said back passing him his lunch bag which was full of icky stuff like tuner sandwiches and normal bananas which were not made of blood. "Bleeding heck Darko!" she swore. "Your going to be late!"
"nah man I don't need to go to school cos they said that I was too smart and I was confusing the other kids so they pay me to stay home" dark replied. He was playing on moden warfare 3 which is a game they have in the future and its like the normal game but with laser guns.
"Blimy! I dint know you were such a brainy dude! I would not make you do the lawndry if I knew!" she kissed him in a mommy way and went to do his lawndry for him and clean his room.
Night was upstairs and she was building……. SOMETHING!
"What you building sis?" dawn said galyvanting in the room.
"I am making a new machine that will be like a time machine"
"So we can time travel!" he said all excited style.
"No cos its not actually a tim machine you numnut. This machine will time travel you into peeps dreams instead like the 13th of Friday!"
"okay"
MEANWHILE AT SCHOOL
"Tody we will be leaning about chemicles" lights teacher bored boringly.
"Are they the cool chemicles cos I want to learn how to make a bum!"
"No we will just learn about boring chemicals lik water and gas."
"Maaaaaaaaaaan"
"OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO LEARN ABOUT GAS BECAUSE IT IS A USEFUL CHEMICLE THAT OUR LIVES ARE BUILT ON AND ARE USED IN FACTORYS AND STUFF" near shrieks really boringly and toled everyone about the gassiness of it and it was so boring you would not believe it you guys. Light got really bored and fell asleep.
In lights dreams
He was sexing with misa but they were on a train cos it was a dream. Everything whooshed real fast and it was over and they got of the train.
"That was real good misa I wish you wern a lesbian now"
"I am vicarious rememer? It would be creepy sexing you and your sis but we could work something out" she winked and they sexed again and now the girl from the bus was there and it was a threesome.
"I dint know you were a visexual also" light screamed.
"You made me into one with your everything note remember!" the girl with the bus said (AN I forgot to writ this but it happened in chap 7 during the sevensome OK! SHEESH)
WooO! Said light and then they found themselves in a crazy dream castle made of sharks and there was a table covered in beds so they sexed again.
This time he dreamed khoas was watching. Then he realised it wasn't a dream! Or it was! But khoas wasn't a dream! He was real in lights dream! AND HE HAD A ROPE.
WAKE UP
Light woke up and laughed real loud.
"Care to explain what was so fun mr light melvil yagami?" light teacher droned.
"YEAH TELL US YOU DOOSH" near added cos he was teachers pet.
"Sorry teach I just dreamed I sexed with my two x girlfrens who is a lesbian now"
"Oh okay. Now as I was saying about gas…"
"INPART TO ME YOUR NOLIGE OF GAS!" near screamed bashing his legos on the table.
"Heh he heh ha! Little do they know I have kidnapped light…. IN HIS OWN DREAM BY TIEING HIM UP WITH ROPE IN HIS DREAMS AND NOW I AM IN CONTROL!" shouted……. You'll have to find out next time!
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