AN HEY DUDES. Im back! This chap was going to have a time machine but they are to gross so theres a magic back to the future 3 train instead
A train full of nuclears and chemicals and bombs and lions zoomed towards lights city at like the speed of lightening but that's not important right now it will come back later! So don't forget the train ok?
MEANWHILE IN SCHOOL
It was recess and Light (WHO IS ACTUAL DREAM KAHOS IN HIS BRAIN WITH A ROPE) went to get some lunch. He went to the caferterier and got some mash potatos and some hotdogs. He got a lot of mash potatos cos he said he was hungry but what he actly did was take them in the bathroom and make a model of himself OUT OF PROTATOS!
He taked of all his cloths and put them on the potato light and sent potato light back to class in his place. Then he ate the hotdogs cos he was hungry. He used his hate to cover his man thing and jumped out of the window. It was a big fall cos he went to a dead posh private school where all the teaches sounded british and they played polo and badminton and posh baseball with two bases like the british play. luckily he landed in the moat.
He got out and said "I NEED TO DO SOMETHING"
AT THE POLICE
Soichiro was bored cos he had nothing to do. He played mineweeper and got a high and then he went to macdonalds and ate a burger but there was still nothing to do cos everyone was scared of kira and dint do a crime.
"Man I wish I could catch that kira dude" Soichiro cried into his Mcfish Mcsandwich. "Then there would be crimes and dudes dying and stealing cars and shit and I wouldnot be bored. F-CK THAT DOOSHBAG KIRA."
He was chomping down some Mcfries when light came in in except it wasn't light of course cos it was khaos with his rope.
"Light my son" Soichiro said spitting chewed up fries everywhere and it was dead gross and one hit a window. "Why are you naked?"
"Cos its to hot today"
"No its not it's a blizzard (AN I mean in the fic I know its not in real life cos its summer! And its all sunny and like a hunded degrees but I am a writer! And writers are allowed to make stuff up like the whether sometimes)"
"Ok I lied its cos I was sexing a lady in the alley behind mcdonalds."
Soichiro smiled the biggest smile in his life and he looked the joker but with no makeup and a mustache that was full of mcfish and mcflurry.
"You are an awesome son now! Not a lame-o like you used to be!"
"Thanks dad!" Khoas replied. "You are the bestest dad a dude could have!" They hugged supertight and everyone in mcdonalds looked and cheered. "Dad I have a question for you."
"Shoot! BUT NOT LITERALLY IT'S A JOKE" and they both laughed.
"If I wanted to buy the world how much would it cost."
"A lot of money." SOichiro's face went all grumpy. "Like a trillion dollars! plus tax!"
". That's a lot of money!"
They laughed again. Then a dude sitting next to them stuffing a big mac down his mouth and smooshing special suace all over his nose got up. He was wearing a time suit like TIOSEAFJ (the time shinigami of William shakespeer remember!)
"I am a time banker and I listened to what you said. Did you know that money cost less in the past?"
"NO!"
"It did! The world might cost a tillion dollars toady but in shakespeers day you could by it for a dime cos there were ony ten pennys in the hole world!"
"OMG!"
"But don't trie it cos the time police watch all the time machines in the world so noone can do it."
"All the tim machines?" light asked getting all up in the bank dudes grill.
"Except for time trains cos they don't watch them for some reason."
"Okay I will hijack a time train. See you later dad!"
He waved and ran out the store and then ran back to grab his hat so he could hide his man thing.
ON THE TRAIN
The train landed at the station and a dude came out to unload it. He had a fake beard an a fake mustache and a fake glasses and a fake wig and a dress so dudes would think he was a chick. Then he punched the driver in the face.
He taked off his mustache. It was….. LIGHTS MOM
Just kidding!
It actually was….. MELLO!
"Tim to teach those f-cking dooshes a lesson!" he said and pressed the time button and looked at his watch. It said THE FUTURE.
AT THE STATION
"Where is train!" khaos said madly jumping up and down on his hat.
"It just got hijacked" said the station dude
"F-CK! I WANTED TO HIJACK IT FIRST!"
"Aint that the way!" laughed the station dude and got back to doing his station dudely things like driving trains.
MEANWHILE IN THE FUTURE
Mello went to a museum. It was a future museum so it wasn't about the past. Instead it was called THE PRESENT DAY MUSEUM 2010.
"F-CK! I DID NOT GO FAR ENOUGH!" and mello got in the train and went to the future future.
IN THE FUTURE FUTURE
Near went to the museum again. Now it was called THE FUTURE MUSEUM and there were lasers everywhere and a robot.
Mello went inside and went to the bookstore and got a book called "HOW DARK YAGAMI GOT KILLED BY MELLO".
"This should give me some ideas…"
Then he went to the other bit of the museum and stole all there laser grenades.
He went back to the train and opened the door.
"Hello…."
IT WAS KHAOS! AND HE HAD A SLEEPING PILL! AND HE STUFFED IT DOWN MELLOS NOSE! AND MELLO FELL ASLEEP!
In mellos dream
Mello dreamed he was in his underpants in the street and noone noticed but he was dead scared in case they did and saw his man thing. Then he bought a castle and sexed with a sexy princess.
"That was good sexing" he said after tipping a billion tones of chocolate into his mouth and crunching it up with a crunch. Then he looked at the princess. SHE WAS KHAOS! AND SHE HAD A ROPE!
Out of the dream.
"NOW I HAVE TWO BODIES AND A TIME TRAIN AND A BUNCH OF LASER GRANADES AND A BOOK! I AM UNSTOPPABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
He got in the train and said "Next stop… SHAKESPEERS DAY!"
WOW! THAT WAS EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN I FORT IT WOULD BE! CHECK IT OUT NEXT TIME!