THIS CHAP HAS MORE SEXING THAN ANY BEFORE! SO WATCH OUT COS IT MIGHT BE TOO HOT AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE PEEPS HART ATTACKS COS IM NOT KIRA OR AM I? {;-P-/-=

DUDES KEEP TELLING ME THERE SHUD BE A VAMPIRE CALLED TWILIGHT YAGAMI. IS THIS A GOOD IDEA? WHAT DO YOUUU THINK?

The train landed on shakespeers day and noone new what trains were then so they fort it was a dragon. A police man came along with a sword.

"Hello hello hello hello!" he said like a british cop which he was. "Whats arl this here then?"

He stabbed the dragon but it wasn't a dragon but a train so nothing happened.

Khaos got out and he had two bodies they were light and mello and they were wering roman hats to fit in.

"Good afternoon dear gentleman." Light said being controlled by Khaos.

"Good afternoon" mello said also being controlled by khaos.

"TAKE US TO KING SHAKESPEER!" they both roared together and waved some sticks around to scare people and it worked and everyone was scarred by the sticks except one dude who was blind.

AT THE CASTLE

There were hundreds of naked ladies everyweher like an army but they weren't fighting they were sexing it up so hard that the walls had to be made of diamond to stop them braking from all the nonstop sexing smashing against them so hard. Khaos watched for ages and got so turned on by all the sexing that he made light and mello sex. Once all the sexing was done he went to the room with the big chair made of gold that SHAKESPEER HIMSELF WAS ON.

"Saltations my subjects" shakespeer said saluting light and Mello. "What dust bring thou to thine castleation this finest of daynesses?"

"I have an evil thing to say to you" grinned light….

MEANWHILE AT THE POLICE STATION IN THE FUTURE WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE PRESENT DAY BUT NOT TO KHOAS!

Soichiro was looking in all the jail sells. There loads of evil dudes in them! Some of them had tats and some dint. Then he saw nothing! There was nobody in khaos sell!

"QUICK YOU F-CKING M-THERF-CKING F-CK!" soichiro shouted into his phone so hard that the satellite exploded and bits of it caught fire and landed on earth and blew up Seatle and Moscow. "GET ME MY DORTER….. NIGHT F-CKING YAGF-CKINGGAMI"

So they did.

AT LIGHTS HOUSE EXCEPT HE WASN'T THERE (WARNING! THIS BIT IS SUPPER GRAFIC! IF YOU HAVE A WEEK HART THEN SKIP TO THE BIT THAT SAYS IN THE PAST AGAIN COS OTHERWISE YOU WILL GET TOO TURNED ON AND DIE! SOZ!)

"Yo dad!" day yagami wacked. "hit some sick rimes at me"

"I DON'T HAVE F-CKING TIME FOR YOUR YOUNG F-CKING CRAZY DUDE SPEAK! KHAOS HAS GONE!"

Night spat out her mountain dew all over the Day.

"What did you say?" she screamed punching day out and taking the phone cos it was faster.

"THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN SAVE THE DAY! CREEPY CHICK…. BUT YOU SHOT HER!"

"Yes I have to go now thank you for telling me these interesting facts father" she hung up the phone and sprinted as fast as she could to her room which wasn't very fast because she knocked over a chair and stood on the cat.

(AN Night shot Creepy Chick with a crossbow so everyone fort she was dead but really shed let creepy chick escape! I KNOW IT'S A GOOD TWIST! So now they are livin together as lesbeans under nights bed)

Night burst into her room and jumped under her bed.

"Hey my lover" creepy chick giggled and she was topless so night could see her chest and touched it.

"Hi! What do you no about Khaos?"

"Khaos is an evil dude and his plan is go back to the past and buy the world. BUT THAT'S NOT HIS REAL PLAN"

"Oh?"

"You see….. …. . I have… … A SECRET! Come with me!"

Creepy chick grabbed nights hand and pulled her out of her room across the corridor thing to sayus room!

They jumped in!

"What are you doin! We trying to sex here!" sayu squeaked nakedly like a mouse that wasn't wearing any cloths.

"We have come to join you!" creepy chick said takin her top off. "Only if all three of you sex with me will I be able to stop the REAL plan of khaos…. Or should I say…. Khaos Watari Jr!"

They all gasped! If that was his name things were worst than they fort! They had to sex FOR THE FUTURE.

"You see I have a secret power… I can timetravel but only if I do lots of sexing!"

They all nodded.

"Let's doooooo itttttt"

They all got naked and jumped on the bed and sexed really hard. They were the four best sexers on the planet (except dark who was better but also a dude and these peeps were not interested no matter how sexy dark was cos he was a dude not a chick!) and before long a black hole of sexing formed cos it was so hot and they were touching each other and stuff and they got sucked into the black hole TO THE PAST.

IN THE PAST AGAIN

There were four ladies sexing behind shakespeer and they looked just like s'a~y-u and misa and Night and creepy Chick but khaos has never seen them so he dint know that (AN: He seen creepy dude before but now hes a chick ok!)

"Shakespeer! Give up your crown or I will shoot with the same laser gun I used to kill my FATHER WATARI WHO IS YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON!"

"I say!" said shakespeer. He got so angry he started to talk in pomes.

"You cant shootest me with an gun

It would not be very fun

I will call the gard to stop you

They will all stab you

With there knives

And then you will not have any lives!"

But the poem was too long and by the time he got to the end he was dead.

"NOW I AM THE KING OF ALL ENGLAND….." shouted khaos "AN BECAUSE THIS BEFORE THE DECORATION OF INDEPENENTS I AM KING OF THE WHOLE WORLD!"

"Wait!" shouted creepy chick.

"GASP!" shouted khoas!

TO BE CONTINUED? THE ANSWER IS STILL….. YES!