HEY GUYS.I TIRED TO DO A NANOWRIMO THING BUT IT WAS HARD SO HERE IS SOME FIC.
Blud watched the action unfold from his sky bass in the sky. Down on earth things were HOTTING UP cos of the action that was about to happen and also it was summer (AN: I KNOW ITS ACTUALLY WINTER GUYS BUT IN THE FIC ITS SUMMER OK?) and moms and dads and kiddies and sometime the gramparents were in the park eating pick nicks and playing soccer and catch. They did not know the action that was going to happen!
THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY INTENSE blud roared starring into his ball. I WONDER WHO WILL WIN he pondered while mashing blood bananas all over his face cos he was so hungry that he missed his mouth. I KNOW I WILL MAKE A BET TO MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING. IF YOU WIN DARK YOU WILL BE RELECTED KING OF THE SHINIGAMI BUT IF L WINS THEN HE WILL BE KING OF THE SHINIGAMI AND YOU WILL BE FLIPPING BURGERS AT THE CREEPY DUDES ICE CREAM BURGER FLIPPING SHOP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
"That's cool" dark said over his hologram who was shadow. "THAT WILL MAKE THE FIGHT TEN TIMS AS EPIC"
Blud did a salute but dark flipped him a bird cos hes a cool dude and dark went home and manned the battle station. It was like a train station but the trains had guns.
"BLud said he will make me king of the shinigami if we win this fight so now we have to DOUBLE FIGHT" He shouted at every one because he was the leader and this is the part of the movie where everyon's all like "WE'RE GONNA LOSE" and dark is like "NO WAY M-THERF-CKERS" and everyone cheered except this isn't a movie THIS IS REAL LIFE except its not cos it's a fanfic and everyone new they were gonna win! But they cheered anyway because the speech was good and they had to or dark would death note them in the face.
BUT BACK ON PLANET BLUD ( that is what he called his sky bass cos he lives there! It's a big planet made of scabby blood and pointy rocks and bones and there are guns on the bottom that fire blood lick super soakers and everyone runs and screasm when it flys over cos it drips blood on every thing)
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE FELL FOR THAT blud wailed grinding his face into a tub of blood banna.
"I know it was very stupid of him" said another misteryous shinigami standing in the corner behind a pile of blood. "when L and Dark kill each other we will be able to take over the world TOGETHER!"
"and I will also help" said ryuk eating a blood apple. It was icky cos it was made of the cheap nasty blood that blud dint want. Then the mistery shinigami walked up to ruyk and punched the apple out of his claws. The apple burst everywhere and ruk was covered in even more blood (there was already some blood on him cos the showers on planet blud are full of blood
"what did you do that for" he said with the saddest face ever.)
The other shinigami took her head off and it was…. TIOSEAFJ. She looked sexier now tho cos she used a sex note which gave her yellow hair and a big chest and one of those sexy waistcoat things ladies wear in Shakespeare times with the chests and the wastes.
"Because you our are lanky and you will do whatever we say!" she said but in a very sexy way and ruyk got all turned on but he could not do anything cos he was just a regular shinigami not king of the shinigami who is allowed to sex.
MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH
THE NASCAR WAS GETTING CLOSER AND NOW THERE WERE EXPLOSIONS OUT THE WINDOW EVERYTIME THEY SMASHED ANOTHER CAR OF THE ROAD. THEY WERE GETTTING CLOSER AND CLOSER AND CLOSER AND THE RED ALARMS GOT REDDER.
Cyber takada leaned out the window with a rocket launcher and she shot a rocket into the sky. It dint hit the yagami house but went into space instead.
"Few we are safe lets go sex sayu" misa said.
"Not so fast!" Sayu replied! "I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE LAST WEVE HEARD OF THEM"
MEANWHILE AT EVERY ARMY BASS IN THE WORLD
"GENERAL SOMETHING IS HAPPENING" soldiers were yelling firing there guns everywhere in case that helped. They also had red alarms and sirens and laddies with sexy voices saying "TEN SECONDS TILL ROCKET LAUNCH"
"WHAT THE GODDAMNED F-CK IS OCCURRING?" the general replied wiping away his sweet.
"ALL OUR NUCLEARS ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH!"
"IT WAS CYBERTAKADA!" shouted another soldier looking at the screen "SHE FIRED A ROCKET HACKING ROCKET AND HACKED OUR ROCKET"
"NINE SECONDS TILL ROCKET LAUNCH" said the sexy voice again.
"STOP HER!"
"ONE SECOND TILL ROCKET LUANCH!"
"NO! NO! NO O O O O O O O O O OO O O O O O O OO O O O!" the general shrieked like a girl as the nuclears went and it was all over the world. All the nuclears in America and Russia and france and England and japan went WOOSH into the sky and then into space. There they all met the rocket hacking rocket and teamed up! They all joined forces to make THE BIGGEST NUCLEAR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Then they turned round and went WOOSH towards lights town and they zoomed past PLANET BLUD where blud was sexing TIOSEAGH and they were both like "WHOA" as it went past and ryuk watched it and sprayed "TAKE THIS SUCKAS" on the side in blood with the blood guns.
The rocket got faster and faster and faster and it broke the sound barrier and STILL KEPT GOING FASTER until it was on fire from going too fast and the blood caught fire to make blood fire which is red like blood and looks AWESOME.
Light looked up and wet his pants.
"OH NOooo" he whined. "WTF IS THAT?"
"It is obv the biggest nuclear in the world AND ITS COMING STRAIGHT FOR US." Dark said clamly. He shot a couple of bullets from the bullet train (GET IT? ITS NOT LICK A JAPANISH BULLET TRAIN BUT IS A TRAIN MAD OF BULLETS INSTEAD!) at it but that dint seem to do anything. "Hmm what to do…"
"I HAVE A SHIELD NOTE!" night said and she wrote the names in the shield note as fast as she could but then the rocket hit! Nuclear fire zoomed out in all directions setting fire to everything for a thousand miles and blasting apart buildings and turning the ground into deserts and even the sky caught fire and all the blue stuff burned away revealing the stars behind it. Lights dads car got completely smashed and the windows broke. The moon started to catch fire too and blud had to move planet blud to mars just it would not burn.
"OH BALLS" night screamed. "I DINT HAVE TIME TO WRITE ALL THE NAMES! SOME PEOPLE DID NOT GET SHIELDS IN TIME AND THEY WILL HAVE BURNED TO DEATH! BUT WHO? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN THE NEXT EXITING CAHPTER OF LIGHT AND DARK THE ADVENTURES OF DARK YAGAMI!