THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH AN OLD CHAP WHICH I HAD TO FIX IN THIS ONE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENS AT FIRST SORRY
The smoke and the dust and the fire and the rubble and the steam and the gas and the rocks blew away. Everywhere for a million miles in every direction was dessert.
Night looked down. There was a hole through the earth and it went all the way to the sun and sunlight came through lighting the place. There was also some lava creeping out and setting fires again so the fires had to blow away again.
"HOLLY F-CK" she screamed. She had shield noted herself but forgot to shield note her cloths and now they were gone AND SHE WAS NAKED.
"Yo whats the noise?" day said. He was all burnt and twisted and looked like a BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY (GET IT) "did the peeps get alive?"
"ok so I shield noted you" said night. "Who else did I shield note"
"You shield noted me!" said lights mom. She had put some cookie doh on the table and the nuclear had cooked it into cookies! She ate the cookies and gave one to soichiro who was also not dead and hid under the table for safeness.
"And me!" Misa and sayu rofled. They wanted to sex but they had more impotent things to do right now like SAVE THE WORLD.
Blud watched all the crazy things unfold on his HD TV on the skybass.
LITTLE DOES SHE NO THAT MY BIGBRAINED YOUNG MASTER DARK YAGAMI HAS FAILED TO LIVE IN THE BOILED INFERNO blud laughed stuffing his face with Doritos becos he was out of blood bananas.
"That art very sad" TIOSEFAJ moaned. "Did anyone elseth die?" She took of her timesuit to proof she was hot (an THAT TVTROPES ZOMBIE DUDE SAID SHE WASN'T SEXY WHICH ISNT TRUE. CHECK OUT MY TWITTER #REALDARKYAGAMI FOR THE FANARTS I DREW OF HER)
YES AND WE WILL FIND OUT WHO RIGHT AWAY said blud.
"Dawn died too!" night shouted. Noone really cared cos DARK WAS DEAD!
"That is no problem I will life note him back to life" misa said reaching in her bra.
"you can't!" sayu screamed. "Your cloths caught fire and burnt up and your life note was in there!"
"Noooooooo"
Just then light started acting all weird. "I…. am… a…. gh….o…o…..o…oooo..s…..t" He looked all posesed like the (SPOILERS) paramormal activity chick. "I have been taken over by the ghost of …. DARK YAGAMI. NOW MY NAME IS A MIXTURE OF LIGHT AND DARK FOR I AM…. GRAY YAGAMI except just call me dark yagami cos that sounds like gay yagami and dudes would make fun of me at school"
"Ok so that means light is dead instead."
"Yes."
"Then we must save him instead!" night said. "Luckily I can clone him cos we still have his body here!" night and dark and day went to the cloning lab. They put darks DNA which was actually lights in the cloning machine and switched it on.
"This is good because this time I pressed all the right buttons and NOTHING will go wrong" night swore and cussed cos every time you clone something something always goes wrong!
The machine dinged and the door opened.
"OH F-CK I PUT IT ON DOG MODE"
A dog came out. It had fangs and horns and instead of eyes there were machine guns where the eyes should be that shot bullets that looked like eyes and could see things so he could shoot them round corners and get the jump on peeps. Its claws were pens so it could death note people.
"Hellooooooooooo" the dog howled. "I am light yagami but I have been trapped in the body of a dog and my name is MIGHT YAGAMI (AN check out the chap where they fight yotsuba but basically might yagami is his dog and then I realised it dint make sense that his dog was called yagami so now its explained!) Everyone laughed.
Anyway while all these funny things were happening the car was getting closer! They stopped out side and parked up and out with all their weapons. The yagami house had turned into a castle made of iron so it would be hard to get into.
Luckily cybertakadas hands were made of magnets. "Beep I will climb in" she said. She taked off her cloths to make her lighter and began shooting up the wall. "There are no holes!"
"Then I will make one!" Cool dude said grinning. He was good at karate chops so what he did was he did a spinning karate chop and his hand turned into a drill to cut the metal.
"Thank you cool dude!" cybertakada said. She magneted through the hole then went to the front door and opened it.
Everyone went in except near cos he had to stay in the car so they woldnt get ticketed but they gave him an ipod and it had justin beiber on it cos Near likes lame music like that.
Hal listened real hard. "They are in nights bedroom upstairs! HURRY!"
They moved up the stairs so fast that the stairs fell down and cybertakada had to magnet up the walls again.
"Hey you look like spiderman but a naked woman!" samanther laughed.
"Ha ha very funny" cybertakada said punch.
"Ow!"
BACK IN THE SKYBASS
Blud was so exited about the fight now that he kept dancing in circles around the planet to get rid of his energy. LIGHT YAGAMI IS A MACHINE GUN DOG AND DAWN IS DEAD AND CYBERTAKADA IS NAKED WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT he sang dancing past Ruyk and flipping him lots of birds cos his guy was dead.
"I wouldst also want dark to beeth naked." TSIOSFAJ gasped.
LATER MY DEER blud said back WHEN THE FIGHT IS OVER WE WILL… BETRAY HIM AND MAKE HIM OUR SLAVE AND HE CAN BE NAKED WHEN EVER YOU WANT. ANYWAY COME TO THE TV COS THE FIGHT IS STARTING
"Goodeth thing this art not pay per view" she said and they both lolled very hard.
ON TV
All the evil dudes were silently around the door cos they heard peeps on the other side.
"What do we do?" cool dude said combing his hair so hard with fear that his hair turned into diamonds
"I have calculated that if we open the door silently in 1.342358236529128 seconds we will WIN FOR SURE." said samanther mathing the place up with numbers and shit everywhere.
"THEN LETS BLOODY SODDING DO THIS BUGGER!" watari roared and then looked at his watch and then silently punched the door. He did it in time!
THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN LOSE! OR IS THERE? Asked blud crunching blood banana flavor Doritos all over him.
"Don't asketh me"
ALSO I KNOW ON TV THEY DO A THING WHERE THEY SAY "NEXT TIME ON WHATEVER" SO HERE IS NEXT TIME ON DARK YAGAMI!
"THEY ARE TOO HEAVY! IM GONNA DIE!" said samanther.
"I'll save you!2 said dark yagami jumping her rescue. He broke the falling roof bits with es. "I saved you! Now you have to join my side" he winkled cos THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG because SAMANTHER WAS HIS WIFE!
I KNOW! READ MORE NEXT MONTH TO SEE HOW THIS EPIC THING HAPPENS.