Twilight was biting his time in the attic. With his psikick powers he could see the evil dudes coming on the stairs and about to punch the door open. They punched it AND IT WAS GO TIME
He dropped like a brick out of the attic and landed on hal's face.
"OW! F-CK!" he shouted and started punching everywhere.
"Holy moly!" screamed lights mom looking at the punched in door. Hal was beating up Twilight but twilight was stronger and kept drinking his blood and biting him and blood was spraying everywhere painting the house red except it already was red cos that was Bluds favorite color.
"YOUR GONNA DIE" cool dude sang rocking out on his ax. It was a real ax with a gitar string stuck to it so he could play music on and he started axing up the place. The sofa and the tv and soichiros favorite coffee table all got smashed to bits. Ray pember joined in the smashing and broke a book.
"LETS GO TEAM! WE HAVE TO FIGHT FOR VICTORY!" dark shouted taking off his shirt like an action movie dude.
"YEAHHH" they all said back. Night started to slap samanther around cos they were girls and it is the law that when a bunch of movie dudes fight the girls have to fight each other alone i ncase they decide to start sexing. Night and samanther dint start sexing but only cos samanther wasn't a lesbean and also for another reason which is a secret for now! Night had her death note skin but samanther had a death note of her own so they were equal and a shinigami called magnetario who was a talking horse with the power of magnets on his shoes! (THANKS JENNIE SHORTELL ON TWITTER FOR THE NAME!")
There were some lesbeans though cos Misa and Sayu were there so they got naked and ran at cybertakada who was already naked cos she was ready for battle.
"THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DECIDE WHO WILL WIN" cybertakada robotted. "I AM TOO STRONG AND HAVE ROBOT GUN ARMS SO IF WE FOUGHT I WOULD WIN WHICH WOULD NOT BE FAIR. INSTEAD…. We will take it in turns to sex with Misa! Whoever is the best at sexing… WINS."
Soichiro musselled up and pulled out his police gun. It was a special police gun cos hes the chef and it dint shoot police cars but tanks and battleships and police trains. He had a mustache so he had to fight with watari who got out a cup of tea. "I SAY OLD CHAPPIE WOULD YOU LICK SOME BLOODY CRUMPETS?"
SOichiro dint reply but fired a tank out of the gun and it landed with a splat on watari but he was a tough dude and punched it away.
Cybertakada and misa were making out super hard and the nuclear in cybertakadas giant chest was spinning at a million miles an hour. Misa started yelling with happy a bit and then they started sexing!
Dark looked at L who was once his best friend until he had so hartlessly betrayed him in watari's house by shooting his best friend mello and his gramps.
"It is a shame that it has come to this." Dark flexed and the lights exploded. "Because I am the best dude in the world but you are lick the second best and together we would have added up to the be the third best person in the world! WE COULD RULE THESE SILLY HUMANS TOGETHER"
"That is true except it cannot be." L started crying and blew his nose on a christmas cake and ate it. "For then who would track down kira?"
Dark nodded. "Then you must die."
"I agree" said L and they jumped at each other with samrai swords
Day was feelin left out and he wanted to see what near was up to. Near was hungry so Lights mom MADE SOME TOAST FOR THE DOOSHBAG (I LOVE THAT SONG) but it was poisoned toast and near died all over the car.
BACK ON PLANET BLUD
WHAT THE F-CK THIS IS EVEN MORE EPCI THAN I FORT IT WOULD BE Blud roared at his Tv. A fountain of chewed up blood banana exploded out whenever he roared splattering the room with mushed up blood banana. WHO WILL WIN THIS CLASH?
"i bet it will be L and it will turn out that samanther is not dark's wife" whispered ruyk.
I THINK YOU ARE WRONG AND WE WILL HAVE A BET. Blud got a bar of gold the size of the empire state building out of his pants. IF YOU ARE RIGHT I WILL GIVE YOU MY FORTUNE BUT IF YOU ARE WRONG YOU WILL TURN INTO A CHICK AND SEX WITH TIOSEAFJ WHILE I WATCH.
"it is a deal" ruyk said then realised he was an idiot.
ON THE PLANET WE CALL EARTH!
Hal and twilight were rolling down the hallway and twilight wasbiting hal and drinking his blood so Hal had to start biting back so he could drinlk back his blood and not die. They rolled and THEN HAL HAD AN IDEA! They rolled into darks room and hal jumped up and grabbed the blood banana case full of blood bananas. He took them all and ran into the kitchen and rammed them all in the smoothie maker and made a smoothie! Twilight loved blood so he drank it but then he remembers they were poisonous and died. ONE DUDE ON EACH SIDE IS NOW DEAD! WHO WILL BE NEXT?
Cybertakada was sexing so hard with her robot sexing parts that misa nearly died from all the happiness. It was the best sexing in human history! Sayu was watching however and making her plan…
Night and samanther stopped slapping each other cos they were the brainest chicks in America and England! Instead they had a science test and all the questions were super hard like WHAT IS THE ATOM and WHERE IS THE SUN and WHY DO BIRDS EXIST. Magnetario wanted to help but he was just a magnet horse and that's basically useless for a science quiz and he got stuck to the fridge.
Watari was opening a can of whoop arse (COS HES BRITISH) on soichiro doing all these mad kicks and punches into the air. He learned his fighting from that Prince William dude himself cos he was in the army and is married to a chick now and so he had the best fighting skills in Urope. Soichiro however got his police knife out and it was twice as big as a not police knife which made it unstoppable in fights so they were equally matched and every time watari punched soichiro he punched his hand off but soichiro cut his hand off back and pretty soon they ran out of hands.
L and dark were still starring at each other so hard that things around them sometimes went on fire. The fires hit a gas pipe and the room exploded! Bits of fire starting falling on peeps and hurting them. Giant rocks and bits of electricity fell off the ceiling and started heading for samanther!
"THEY ARE TOO HEAVY! IM GONNA DIE!" said samanther.
"I'll save you!2 said dark yagami jumping her rescue. He broke the falling roof bits with es. "I saved you! Now you have to join my side" he winkled cos THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG because SAMANTHER WAS HIS WIFE!
ON PLANET BLUD
Ruyk woke up and he was a chick.
"f-ck" he cried and then he realised he could sex with the sexiest shinigami in the planet and so he was happy for the first time in his life.
ITS ALL BILLDING FOR THE FINAL FIGHT THAT WILL DECIDE THE WINNER OF ALL TIME! I KNOW I AM THE BEST!
I AM ON TWITTER REALDARKYAGAMI SO VOTE FOR ME!