THIS IS NOT A XMAS SPECIAL COS THE FIGHT IS too action packed BUT JUST IMAGINE IT IS OK? ALL THIS STUFF HAPPENS AT XMAS OR SOMETHIN AND WATARI IS DRESSED LICK A TREE OR I DON'T KNOW USE YOUR IMAGINATION!
Everyone got out of the rubble EXCEPT FOR RAY PEMBER COS HE WAS SQUISHED TO DEATH BY THE RUBBLE! Noami started crying that her one true husband was dead but actually they dint get on all that well anyway cos of his man thing and dark was better at sexing and ray sold Naomis dog to pay for his gambling habit.
"Oh Dark!" she cred right up in his face splattering tears everywhere. "My husband is dead and now I have no one to love me hotly and lightly all through the coldly darkly night. Will you take my back?"
A big anime sweat appeared on Darks face and he did the leany thing with his elbow on his head and the gorping mouth laughing and his eyes closed.
"ha ha that would be a good idea but if I had a wife which I do not thenshe would not let me do it SOZ NOMES :P!"
"ACTUALLY DARK" said samanther with a big anime blush on her face too and wink "if you had a wife *wink* which you don't *wink* and its not me *wink* then she would love it as long she could join in too *wink wink wink*" she winked.
"OK"
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM
Watari and Soichiro had been watching Cybertakada and Misa sexing each other. They had fort about sexing to solve their fight too but they were too old and wrinkly so they can't and also they were better at fighting than sexing which is why lights mom had so many affairs. instead they had to make do with kicking each other cos they were out of hands.
"YOU ARE THE WORTHIEST BLOODY BUGGER I HAVE EVER FIT" watari gasped booting soichiro in the gut.
"Well you are WORTHIER!" soichiro ground back doing a headbutt right into watari's face. He stumbled backwards and a load of blood came out of his nose and painted an England flag all over his blue shirt.
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!" Watari bellowed putting boxing gloves full of nuclears where his hands used to be. He began beating soichiro so hard his glasses broke and soichiro's broke too and THERE WAS BLOOD ON BOTH THERE MUSTACHES! D: D: D:
Cybertakada got off Misa and the sexing was so good that misa just sat on the floor for like 5 minutes to get her breath back and stop her chest bouncing.
"OK Sayu It Is YouR Turn But You Have No Hope Because I Made Sure My Sexing Motors Were Set To 100% power!"
"Then I will just sex her with 101% power!"
"AH HA HA AH!" cybertakada laughed evilly but not too evil cos she just gave misa the best sexing of her life which is pretty good remember! "101% power sexing Will Kill HER!"
"F-ck!" said sayu. "THEN I MUST FIND A WAY OR MY NAME ISNT SAYU YAGAMI!"
ON PLANET BLUD ONES AGAIN
TSIOEFAJ and ruyk who was a girl and now called buytt were sexing all over the blood bed. Buytt was an ugly shinigami but it was still pretty hot sexing cos TSIOSEFAJ put a bag on buytts head and footballs down her top painted to look like chests. Blud wasn't watching this THE HOTTEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN ON PLANET BLUD THOUGH cos what was going on the tv was EVEN HOTTER.
WHAT WAS ON THE TV?
LETS WATCH!
EXCEPT IT'S A FIC SO WELL HAVE TO READ SO THAT WONT BE AS HOT SO JUST BELIVE ME!
Sayu and misa were leaning against the fridge sexing really hard and misa was screaming cos magnetarios antlers kept poking her.
"97%!" sayu gasped stepping up her game.
"I'm… not… going! …to MAKE…. ITTT" misa squeaked.
"98%!" sayu gasped. They were rubbing so hard they were making lighting and there hair was standing on end and full of sparks.
"OMGGG"
Cybertakada got out her sex meter which was like the goggles from dragonball z. "ITS OVER NINETY NINE PEERCEE~EENT!" she shouted like in that video that everyone on the internet licks for some reason
"WE ARE AT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SEXING" misa said between yips.
"I KNOW!" said sayu "NOW WE MUST TAKE IT EVEN HIGHER" and she put a hand on misa's chesty bumps.
"OH NO THIS IS TOO GOOD" she screamed. "THIS IS LIKE 100.9% SEXING NOW. IF YOU DON'T STOP YOU WILL KILL ME."
"Damn…" said sayu. "I must find ANOTHER WAY"
ANYWAY HOWS THE HERO OF THIS EPIC TALE?
Dark and L were watching samnather and night doing the science.
That's actually pretty dull so BACK TO THE LESBEANS!
THE LESBEANS
Sayu got out her Everything Note and writ "MISA GETS A 200% SEXING WITHOUT DYING" Instantly misa fell on the rolling around trashing her arms against the walls
"OH MAAAN THIS IS TOOO GOOOD!" she squealed. It was so good that all the sex chemicals made her hair grow super long and her chesty bits went twice as big.
"Hey That Is Cheating" cybertakada said making her arms robot guns. "Chesters will be Punished!"
Then Sayu did a sexy dance for cybertakada and they started sexing. "OH THIS IS SO GOOD! WE ARE SEXING AT 101%!" she screamed. "KEEP GOING THIS IS TOO GOOD TO STOP EVEN IF I DIE"
Cybertakada exploded and bits of robot went in lights moms cookie doh. THREE EVIL DUDES ARE DEAD BUT SO ARE DAWN AND TWILIGHT! WHO WILL BE NECKS?
Samanther and Night handed in their test papers to soichiro who marked them but first he had to summon the ghost of einstene cos the questions were so hard.
"HMM I have checked all the answers and you were alright except for YOU night! You got question 72348 wrong! EARTH HAS ONE MOON YOU NUMSKULL"
"OH YEAH? CHECK THIS SHIT OUT YOU LOSER" night shouted back hitting the brainy ghost dude with a scope. He looked through it and saw PLANET BLUD!
"OH NO YOU ARE RIGHT! THAT MYSTERIOUS WORLD THAT APPEARED IN OUR SKIES IS A MOON LIKE A AVENGING ANGLE OF BLOOD DEATH IS A MOON. I WAS WRONG AND YOU WERE RIGHT" he did a bow at night and sent samanther to sit out the rest of the fight on the bench.
ITS ALL EVEN AGAIN! NOT FOR LONG! Roared blud. SOMEONE ELSE IS ABOUT TO DIE!
TISOEFAJ came to look and stopped setting buytt cos she wasn't very good at it and the bag kept coming off and it wasn't really a good idea so Blud turned buytt back into ruyk.
Watari and soichiro were exhausted and theyd done too many kicks to the face so they were messy.
"I AM SO BLOODY BLOODY GET IT?" roared watari.
"ME TOO!" bellowed soichiro.
They both a took a step back and ran at each other and did a running jump in the air. They stuck there feet out for a final kick.
"THIS WILL SODDING BE THE LAST RUDDY SODDING KICK TO DECIDING THIS BASTARDING QUEENF-CK OF A FIGHT YOU WEASEL" Watari roared but he was wrong. THEY WERE THE SAME STRENGTH. The kicks met in midair AND THEY BOTH DIED.
"Noo!" light screamed. "Dad!"
"Also dad I MEAN GRAMPS!" shrilled L. (AN WHOOPS I GOOFED!)
"Both the mustache dudes died!" grinned dark. "WAIT F-CK HE WAS MY DAD TOO! WHY CROOL WORLD WHY?"
ON PLANET BLUD HOOVERING OVER THE ACTION IN SPACE
Blud shed a single tear which was so big that it hit earth and drowned sweeden.
WHATEVER WILL BE NEXT? He sobbed. THERE ARE ONLY A FEW DUDES LEFT. Just for fun he shot a lightning bolt at cool dude and killed him cos he wasn't doing much anyway.
THE SCORE SO FAR
DAWN killed by CYBERKATAKDA!
TWILIGHT killed by HAL!
SOICHIROS GOLDFISH killed by COOL DUDE PEEING IN THE TANK!
CYBERTAKADA sexed to death by SAYU!
SOICHIRO and WATARI killed by THEM
SAMANTHER outsceinced by NIGHT!
RAY killed by RUBBLE!
NEAR killed by DAY!
COOL DUDE killed by BLUD KING OF THE SHINIGAMI!
Also Day got punched by L while he was tying his shoes!
Team Evil has 5 points and Team Dark has 5 points also! IT'S A TIE! WILL MORE DUDES DIE?
MORE DUDES WILL DIE NEXT TIME! MAYBE BEFORE XMAS