Up on planet Blud Blud was SUITING UP for THE BATTLE! He put on an army hat. Grinning blood he picked up a machine gun and stuck it to his back with blood!
"hey dude where are you doing?" Ruyk asked staring at the guns and TIOSEAJFs chest bouncers.
ITS NONE OF YOUR F-CKING BUSINESS! Roared blud and he shot ruyk in the wings!
"ow that hurt" ruyk cryed like a little baby girl who just lost her dolly and it was made of candy and a coyot stole it. He was bleeding everywhere but noone could tell cos this was PLANET BLUD and there was blood everywhere. Eventually he ran out of blood and died.
ANOTHER DUDE IS DEAD!
DOWN ON EARTH IN THE BURNED RADIACTIV WASTELAND FULL OF ZOMBIES THAT WAS ONCE AMERICA
Hal and Mello and L looked at the destation all around them full of fire and dead people. So many of there friends and there enemies had lost there lifes on this dark and deadly day and they would never forget there sacrifices and also samanther was there but she wasn't dead she was just on the bench. BUT NOW IT WAS TIME TO AVENGE THEM ALL AND MAKE L THE KING OF THE BURNT PIECE OF BURNING THAT WAS WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE WORLD.
"YEEEEAH!" roared Mello reving up his chainsaw.
"YEAHHHH!" roared Hal grabbing cybertakada's arms and using them as guns.
"YEEAAHH!" roared L getting out his baseball bat made of hard candies.
They began to run yelling across the room waving everything around to be scary.
On the other side of the room Lights mom was busy at the oven cooking SOMETHING WE WILL FIND OUT LATER. Everyone else was dead scared cos the evil dudes were coming and they had guns and candies and other scary things except dark cos he wasn't scared of anything except being eaten by a lion and all the lions had been killed by the nuclears.
"What will we doooo?" yipped Light! "Safe me Misa!" he said glomping his girlfriend.
"LIGHT I AM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE!"
"WHAT!" screamed light. "Are you breaking up with me! But we never even sexed!"
"Yes I am." Misa said furiously. Her chests bounced madly while she said it. "You see Light I am in love with only one person and that person is Sayu Yagami!"
"Well at least you are not married because that would be a real sad thing cos then you would be cheating on me!"
"Actually Light…" sauy blushed doing the sorry thing with her hands. "we got married and now we live together and we sex ALL THE TIME and one time we did it in your bed and I'm your sister in case you forgot"
"F-CKK!" light screamed. "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE NOW!" and he died of sadness because his tears drowned him.
"I know what to do!" dark grinned with his mouth going super wide and the teeth being all pointy and sharp. "we need a distraction!"
"What kind of distraction?" asked Night but then she saw too late the evil grin that was smooshed all over Darks face. He picked her up and got a pen and wrote "TURNS INTO A BOM" on her skin AND HER SKIN WAS A DEATH NOTE REMEMBER? So she turned into a bomb.
"EAT THIS YOU SUCKASSSS" dark roared bolling the bomb like a bolling ball at the evil dudes. It stopped with a bump next to Ls foot.
"I WILL SAVE YOU" mello roared and then he jumped on the bomb! "THIS IS BECAUSE I… LOVE… Y" and the bom exploded and explattered bits of mello everywhere. The walls got covered with melted chocolate because he was made of chocolate.
Now it was just Hal and L left and they had to fight Misa AND Sayu AND Lights mom AND dark and they were the five strongest peeps on the planet! On THIS planet anyway…
Meanwhile on the blood planet that is called PLANET BLUD by punny mortals like you!
"Where are you going my sexy sexy husband?" TIOSEAFJ asked. She put on panties and a sexy nurse dress for Blud and she waved the needle around all senseual style because normally that made him wants to sex but not today!
I MUST KILL EVERYONE blud replied and he took the needle from TIOSEAFK!
"Why do you want to want to do that?" she asked pouting her lipsticky lips.
BECAUSE WE ARE SHINIGAMI AND THAT MEANS GOD OF DEATH AND GODS CAN DO ANYTHING SO THEY SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING DEAD and he stuck the needle in a blood banana and sucked out the goopy blood inside.
"That is a good idea and once you have killed everyone we will have lots of sex to celebrate!" she cheered getting all turned on by thinking about it.
Blud did an evil face and TIOSEJAF regreted it. YOU ARE EVERYONE! He roared and stuck the needle in her and injected her with blood banana! The poisons made her die right away after she said her last words which were "Blud…. You were the shinigami I knew best at sexing….. but you were not the person best at sexing. That person is Dark yagami and I got from him what I never got from you and your creepy body made of creepy blood. Goodbye you SUCKER!"
NOOO! Blud roared but he was stronger than light so finding out his only love hed every loved had cheated so unfairiously on him did not kill him but instead FILLED HIM WITH KILLING.
I MUST KILL EVERYONE! BUT DARK YAGAMI WILL BE LAST AND HE WILL BE WORST! He roared jumping off planet blud and shooting it so it exploded and pieces of meteor fell and killed every country in the world except America.
BACKI N THE YAGAMI HOUSE
Hal started shooting everywhere and spraying the room with bullets. Eveyrone had to duck for safeness behind the worktop and the cookie jar got smashed so dark ate a cookie.
"Well at least if we saty here we will be safe forever!" sayu sighed glomping misa.
"NOT SO FAST." There was an evil look in misa's eye now. "You see my dear sweet idiot sayu! My one true love is not you after all. IT is….. L!"
Its true" L said noddly.
She made out with Sayu but it was so hard that she kissed the air out of sayu's lungs and she died happy.
"F-ck!" Dark roared! Everyone on my team is dead or evil or sometimes evil and dead! What will I do now!"
"What the f-ck EVER YOU WANT BEFORE YOU F-CKING WELL DIE YOU SH-T!" scrreched hal pulling a nife.
Hal ran at him and pulled a nife and got it ready to stab. Dark put his hands over his face and got ready to do a block cos he even he could stop and evil dude with a knife. Suddenly! BOOM!
Dark opened his eyes. Where once there had been an angry bald man waving the robotic arms of his twice dead lesbian wife as weapons yelling cusses there was now a bunny!
"WTF" everyone said.
"Ha ha! You fiddlesticks forgot about me!" It was Lights mom! And she had a bunny gun made of brownies she baked in the oven earlier! "You B-TCH!" she roared at Misa and this was the first time in her life she had been angry so she swore a bit.
"What did I do she said all sweetly?"
"You killed my son and my daughter and you had sex with her in lights bed and you came in my house all naked and you DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DINNER" she pulled the trigger and a laser came out except it was actually a bunny laser which is called a baser and Misa also turned into a bunny!
"Now mr. Lsworth Lsington I think you and me have a fiddlesticking date with the bunny gun!"
Before she could pull the trigger L jumped on the gun and ate it. She had no weapons so she ran away.
"Now dark it is just YOU AND ME!" L belched belching up bits of brownie and rabbit.
NEXT TIME! THE FINAL FIGHTS THAT WILL DECIDE THIS STORY ONES AND FOR ALL! THE END IS SOON!
MEANWHILE! Outside in the park
There were zombies everywhere but lights mom smelled of cookies so they dint want to eat her.
"Few! I am safe here!" she sighed then started crying becos everyone she new was dead except for her favorite son Dark but her unfavorite kiddies and her husband was dead.
Then lightning hit her and she died.
EVERYONE ON THE PLANET IS NOW DEAD… guffled Blud painting naughty words on the walls cos the cops were dead and couldn't stop him NOW I MUST GO TO THE YAGAMI HOUSE… FOR THE FINAL FIGHTS THAT WILL DECIDE THIS STORY ONES AND FOR ALL!