YOU AKSED FOR IT! NOW YOU GET IT! THE ACTION PACKED BATTLE BETWEEN DARK YAGAMI AND L WHICH WILL DEICIDE ONCE AND FORALL THE WORLD
ALSO THERE WILL BE A SURPIRSE APPEARANCE BY BLUD!
Dark stared at L and L stared back and then Dark stared more and won the staring contest.
"Okay!" squeaked L "We wont win this war with a staring contest cos that's boring and WE NEED ACTION" he said taking out a machine sword. It was a machine gun but instead of guns there were swords that span round and round shooting little swords everywhere and one went in Darks cheerios.
"You think you can action well two can play at THIS GAME!" dark roared but secretly he was pissed cos Dark had a machine sword too and he was dead proud of it and L just bought his at the salivation army so instead dark got out a crosshammer. This was a crossbow except instead of arrows it shot hammer.
"ROAR!" roared L charging Dark machine guns shoting everywhere and punching holes in the walls and stabbing all the zombies. It was a shame because the zombies would have learned to be normal people again but now they NEVER WOULD because they were DOUBLE DEAD. Swords sliced against dark and gave him a haircut and there were scars all other his face but they made him look EVEN TOUGHER and L got scared and dropped the sword.
NOW IT WAS DARKS TURN. He dint bother with the crosshammer because his fists were harder and he started raining down pulp on L. Bits of candy were explattering everywhere and covering the walls in sugar and might yagami started licking it up. Unforuntately the candy all went hard and squishy over L and made armor!
"WTF!" spat dark. He started licking the candy to melt it but L liked it and started groaning and getting happy so dark stopped. "OH WHATEVER I WILL JUST DEATH NOTE YOU" dark yelled and grabbed his death note and wrote L.
Nothing happened
"Are you dead?" asked dark.
"LOL NO" lolled L flipping the bird through the armor. "I have a royal life note back in the base and there is a robot writing my name in there 100000 times a second! I AM UNKILLABLE!"
"THAT IS EVIL!" gasped dark because it was. "Why would you do such an evil thing?"
"this is why" grinned L evilly except dark coudnt see his face so he couldn't see the evil grin so he thought L was dead sad.
The bits of candy started to crack and an evil red glow came through cracks and smoke and an eggy smell like L just farted which he did cos of the candy but not this time! Ls mussles were buldging like no mussles ever seen and they pulsed with electric and magic and strength. The bits of candy melted and caught fire and L who was now like an inch taller slumbered forwards covered in fire and lava and his hair was all wilds and two fires burned in his eyes which kind of hurt but now he was a monster so he dint care.
"THIS IS MY TRUE FORM" L said. "I MADE AN EVIL DEAL WITH THE SHINIGAMI DEVIL WHO IS EVILLER THAN THE NORMAL DEVIL. HE GAVE ME SHINIGAMI EYES AND SHINIGAMI EARS AND SHINIGAMI HORNS AND A SHINIGAMI MAN THING" he said unzipping his pants and showing it off. It was very spiky and evil looking but also quite big but still not as big as darks so he was kind of disappointed and when he killed dark he would go to the shinigami devil and get a refund. "YOU HAVE NOT GOT A CHANCE!" he grinned and his teeth were so sharp he accidentally ate his lips.
"You cant kill me!" Dark yelled. "I knew this day would come and to save the world I put a nuclear on my heart!" He did the smiley thing and pointed to his heart because L dint have one so he dint know where it was. "If you kill me the nuclear will explode and WE WILL BOTH DIE!"
"I DON'T CARE" evilled the giant glowing mushroom man waving his toffee flamed arms around like fireworks. He punched his arm into Darks chest and pulled out the nuclear and ate it! The nuclear went off in his gut but all that did was make him like the hulk and even stronger!
He jumped on Dark and with his evil shinigami devil given powers and the sinful power of nuclears he was actually STRONGER THAN DARK YAGAMI! Dark was tough so he dint cry as L headbutted him in the head AND butt but it really hurt and whenever dark tried to punch L he just got his hand burned by the burning sugar that glooped like lava over Ls body.
A long way away there was a bang like a robot exploding but noone heard so they carried on.
"LETS TAKE THIS FIGHT INTO THE SKY!" whistled L as he flew into the sky. Dark coudnt fly so he went to nights body and stole her jetpack and zipped into the sky. They traded some punch and drank it and then they got down to the combat.
L made his hair all spiky like a super sayen and tried to stab Dark with the spiky bits. Dark had to cut his hair with sizzors made of gold.
Dark did a kick at Ls man thing but it was so small that he missed.
L spat at Dark and his spit court fire but that was only on accident.
Dark punched L really hard on the nose and blood sprayed everywhere.
L did a twenty times punch where he grew 20 arms and they all punched dark at the same time. The shockwave was so big that it cut the oceans in half like an orange skin and peeled them off the planet and all that was left were the sharks and the electric eels and they evolved into electric sharks and ate the leftover zombies!
"HOW ARE YOU STIL ALIIIIIVE" asked L when the dust cleared.
"Because I have the power of love in my heart AND NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THAT" and then his jetpack ran out of gas. "oh butts" swore dark as he fell like an asteroid to the ground.
"HA HA HA I HAVE YOU NOW DARCUS TAYLOR YAGAMI" L groaned as he swooped to the ground. He took his machinesword out but turned it back into a normal sword for drama and held it over darks eyeball leaning over him and spraying blood out of his horns. "YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU EVER MESSED WITH LIND L TAYLOR THE GREATEST DETECTIVE TO EVER LIVE AND HIS MAD BRITISH GRAMPS WATARI" L said.
"NOT SO FAST!" and a vampire stake burst out of Ls chest and half killed him! He stopped being evil and the horns went away and his man thing stopped being spiky.
"WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO me" L yelped as he stopped being evil.
"I JUST HAPPENED M-THERF-CKER" shouted Samanther stabbing him again in the other side of his heart.
"Thanks wife!" Dark said standing up and giving her a sexy makeout. 2Thanks for blowing up the life note robot!"
"No prob husband! That went JUST AS PLANNED" she said putting her hands in both their pants and getting happy.
YOU PUNY HUMANS AND YOUR SEXING burst out with laughter Blud! YOU THINK YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THE JOYS OF THE SEXING ACT BUT IN FACT YOU ARE RANK AMATURS COMPARED TO A GOD OF DEATH LIKE ME FOR I HAVE TASTED THE FRUITS OF THE TRUE SEXING THAT CAN ONLY BE FELT BY A GOD! BUT ENOUGH OF THIS. DARK. YOU AND ME! WE MUST….
FIGHT!
OMG! THAT! WAS! EPIC! EVEN I WAS EXCITED AND I WAS THE DUDE WRITING IT! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN AND ALSO FOR MORE SEXYTIME!