HEY GUYS. THE FINAL FIGHT IS NEARLY HERE! THERE WILL BE A KICKASS TWIST AT THE END AND IVE GOT IT ALL PLANNED OUT BUT IM NOT TELLING! PERHAPS WATARI IS THERE DAD OR L WAS GOOD ALL ALONG OR DARK WAS A GHOST LIKE IN FIGHT CLUB. WHO KNOWS?
"ITS YOU!" declared Dark doing his face in a scrunchy way.
YES MY APPRENTICE said Blud. YOU ARE THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE PLANET AND THAT IS WHY WE MUST FIGHT. YOU ARE THE OWNER OF MY ROYAL DEATH NOTE AND I WANT IT BACK FOR YOU MAY OWN MY NOTE BUT YOU WILL NEVER OWN MY SOUL
"Yo dude!" shouted Samanther and she flicked back her hair and did the British finger thing with two fingers. "Why don't you just a eat a blood banana and chill you f-ckass!"
THE BLOOD BANANA HAS GONE EXSTINCT BECAUSE OF THE FIRE AND THE VOLANCOES AND THE DEVASTATION THAT HAS BEEN BOUGHT BY THE EXPLOSIVE COUNTERACTION OF THE BROKEN SHATTERS OF THAT SCABBY SPACE STATION THAT ONCE WAS MY HOME AND I ATE THE REST.
"We can come to an agreement!" screamed Samanther.
I WAS GOING TO ASK THAT MALEVOLANT CLONE YOU CALL NIGHT YAGAMI TO CLONE ME SOME MORE OF THE DELICIFENT FRUITS BUT ALAS SHE HAS BEEN KILLED BY BOMB
"Yeah whatever" Dark spat out his gum and it hit Blud on the man thing (or shinigami thing GET IT). It caught fire and melted and melty gum went everywhere.
"Kick his arse" Samanther said cos shes british. "Beat him and I will let you sex me for the first time because I am a verging!"
OH HO HO! YOU ARE QUIET THE LADIES MAN ARENT YOU MY OIL HAIRED YOUNG CHUMMIE? Laughed Blud as he stared squintily at Samanthers chest. It was the biggest chest in the world but she didn't tell people cos they would think she was showing off. THOSE ARE SOME NICE BOUNDERS GIRLY. I WOULD LIKE TO DO SEXY THINGS WITH THEM.
"Piss off you creep!" swore Samanther.
"Leave my wife alone you freak!" Dark was getting so angry that if the world wasn't already on fire it would have exploded AGAIN.
BUT WHEN I KILL YOU SHE WILL BE MY… WIFE! ISNT THAT RIGHT WIFEY DARLINGEST?
"Yeah cos you would be the only dude left BUT WHATEVER! That wont happen cos my handsome husband will kick you arse and then I will sex with him!"
VERY WELL. WE HAVE CHATTERED ENOUGH MY SMARTLY NAMED DUDE WHO IS DARK BY NAME… BUT ALSO BY NATURE AND ALSO BY HAIR COLOR. THE TIME HAS COME THIS TIME AGAIN FOR THE VIOLENT COUNTERACTION THAT WILL SPELL DOOM FOR ONE OF US AND THE HOTTEST SEXING IN HISOTRY FOR THE OTHER WHO DOES NOT DIE.
Dark tore open his shit and revealed his muscly abs. Blood poured through his vains. Blud liked licking blood and when he killed dark he was going to take his blood out and clone it for it was the finest blood like wine and it tasted like candyfloss made of nails.
"Lets do this thing!"
Dark ran at fast as he can at Blud and headbutted him in the chest. However Bluds chest was covered in spikes and spiders and they bit Dark and Blud was safe! Next it was bluds turn. His knuckles were made of knuckle dusters but he put more dusters on them to be sure and slammed a punch at Dark and knocked him into the air.
"WTF" screamed Dark and he got a rocket out and stuck it to his back. He pushed the TURBO button and two nuclear jets zoomed him back at Blud. He did a headbutt again but this time he got a face full of blood mowhawk and blud.
BOO HA HEE HO MY BEFUDDLED UNEFFECTIVE BATTLING CHUM blud exclaimed. YOU CANNOT BEAT ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF A THOUSAND GLITTERING ANGELS. To prove his power he spat at the ground. His spit bubbled and sizzled like bacon fat on a pan and smelt like it also. Then it shot like acid into the earths core! The core caught fire and stretched like a balloon and the earth was ripped to shreds and turned into a black hole. The black hole was sucky (GET IT?) because it destroyed the world and then the rest of the universe was sucking into it like water down the bathhole but this wasn't water IT WAS TIME AND SPACE AND PLANETS AND STARS AND GALAXIES AND PIGEONS ALL DYING.
Dark grabbed Samanther and rocketed up away from the big hole in space that sucked like a vacuum cleaner that was possessed by satan but it was sucking so hard they could bearly escape!
"You murderer!" shouted Dark shaking his fist but Blud just laughed and ate the blood banana galaxy.
I AM THE MURDERER? I BEG TO DEFER. WHO ASSASSINED NIGHT YAGAMI IN COLD BLOOD? WHO SHOT WATARI WITH A LASER GUN? WHO FED NEAR A POISON TOAST AND THREW HIM INTO A BOX FULL OF POISON MOTHS? I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT WAS YOU!
"But you blew up THE EARTH YOU MONSTER!"
Samanther saidsomething to but she was in space and in space noone can hear you scream!
A HA HA WELL WHATEVER NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS WATCH YOUR GENEROUSLY BOSOMED WIFE FALL INTO THE BALCKHOLE.
"Not so fast!" said samather and she said a portal spell and portaled to the shinigami world. They landed with a bum and all the other shinigami turned to stare at them. They had never seen a human before who wasn't dead and they all crowed around and messed up his hair.
"YOUR WIFE IS VERY PRETTY" Said a fat one who looked like a cow made of gravestones.
"CAN I EAT YOUR LUNGS?" said another who was slimy and smelly and smelled like slime.
"IMMA LET YOU YOU FINISH BUT YOTSUBA WAS THE BEST KIRA OF ALL TIME!" joked another shinigami who was kanye west because he wrote all his songs in a death note and that's why he kills!
Ckira was there too because TSIOSEAFJ took him to save him before she died except it was after because she can time travel but he was an old dude covered in wrinkles so he just stood on the side cheering.
Blud landed in the shinigami world. Here he was weaker cos he couldn't blow it up and blood bananas grew everywhere so he kept munching his face off on them and forgetting to fight.
The he remembered. Everyone went to the BATTLE RING which was a football stadium but the grass was cut up and replaced with BLOOD.
The shinigami devil rang the bell AND IT WAS TIME TO FIGHT.
Blud jumped on Dark and started whaling on him with a real whale and dark was getting squittered to a pulp.
"No Dark! Noo!" shouted samanther
YOU HAD BETTER GET READY FOR OUR WEDDING shouted Blud. He called over a shinigami who had a death cloth and she stitched names in it to kill people and had her make a wedding dress out of it. YOU WILL LOOK SO PRETTY AND WE SHALL DANCE ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT AND MAKE SWEET PASSIONATED LOVE ALL OVER THE BATTLE RING WHICH WILL BE RENAMED THE SEX RING AND FILLED WITH WINE AND EVERYONE WILL WATCH AND GET ALL TURNED ON TOO.
"Not so fast CHUMP" Dark roared and kneed blud in the man thing. Blud yipped like a little girl and danced all over the battle ring. He picked up some of the blood and shaped it into a javellin and throwed it at Blud. It went into his eye and came out of the other eye and Blud screamed.
OMG Blud roared.
"Now you wont be able to see my wives sexy bod!"
THIS IS THE WORST PUNISHMENT he sobbed holding his hurty man thing. FOR THIS DARCUS YAGAMI YOU WILL PAY.
They ran at each other and jumped!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
A fight will!
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By the way this was so epic that Ckira died of a heart attack!