LAST PART! THIS IS A SAD TIME BUT A HAPPY ONE COS I FINALLY GET TO BRING OUT THE AWESOME TWIST.
"NOOO MY BRAINS ARE FALLING OUT!" shouted Dark but this wasn't really true but it felt like that cause his memories were oozing out of his ears like goop out of a goopy thing. "Help I cant remember what happened! Samanther give me the deets!"
"Well! First you lived at Watari House and then you adopted back by the Yagami family cos you are lights twin brother! You found a royal death note when you were exploring a cave one day and became a kira but there were loads of other kira dudes. Then you got a royal death note and were king of the world and then a load of stuff happened with the creepy dude and then you killed everyone and now you have to beat blud ONCES AND FOR ALL"
Dark got up. He could remember Samanther cos she was the boobly lady but not blud! He pointed at the giant thing who looked like a bat covered in blood and was the size of the sort of house a sort of rich but not very rich person would have.
"Is that blud?"
"It is my husband! Now go and kill! For victory!"
Dark ran towards Blud with his fists out. Blud was almost dead from Darks special attack but he still had enough life force to deflect the attack and the shockwaves went out in all directions and the world of the shinigami began to splinter into a billion billion billion bits.
HA HA HA YOU POOR DUDE trolled blud as he smashed dark in the head over and over. The force of the impacts set darks hair on fire and the smoke and ashs turned it gray. YOU CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER WHY YOU FIGHT ME
"I know that you were an evil dude AND THAT IS ENOUGH." Dark spun his arms like windmills and did a double uppercut to bluds chin. All his teeth broke out but because he was a vampire they grew back again.
YOU THINK I AM EVIL? YOU POOR DEPUDED FELLOW. THEY NEVER TOLD YOU DID THEY?
"Told me what you blood bathed freak!"
I HAVE BEEN ON YOUR SIDE ALL ALONG. SAMANTHER IS THE EVIL ONE.
"WHAT! WIFE IS THIS TRUE?"
"No! He is lying to tear us apart!"
"HOW DAR YOU!" roared dark and bit blud really hard. Blud didn't have blood inside so instead custard came spurting out!
OWWW screamed blud as his custard blood ran out. HEH HEH HEH WELL I MAY HAVE DIED BUT YOU DARK… YOU CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER YOUR WIFS NAME!
"That is not true!" gasped dark and then blud told him to search his feelings and he did and it was. "Her name is… Sa… Sa… I CANNOT REMEMBER!"
Blud laughed and died for real and his corpse turned into power ups.
"Sally? Sandra? Sandy? Sakura? Sarah? Salope? I CANNOT REMEMBER"
With that all the memories fell out of dark's brain and he went bam on the ground.
"DARK!" screamed samanther and ran over.
NOT SO FAST MISSY said the ghost of blud using his ghost powers to see through her top. THE MAGIC SPELL MADE A BOMB IN DARKS BRAIN. IF HE EVER REMEMBERS WHO HE IS OR WHO YOU ARE HIS HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
"Then what should I do?" cried samanther sobbing tears of sadness.
INVENT A NEW LIFE FOR HIM. THERE IS A TIME MACHINE IN MY PALACE. USE IT AND START AGAIN. Then blud faded away forever to go to heaven where there were all the blood bananas ever and he was happy again.
Samanther nodded bravely and carried darks memoryless body to the palace. There was something blud didn't know… SHE AND DARK HAD GOT PREGNANT WHILE BLUD WAS OUT COLD.
The months went by and dark stayed in a coma and samanther had to feed him soup every day. Her belly got bigger and bigger as the babies inside got bigger also.
She kept Dark in the kitchen because it was the one part of the palace that wasn't dead but because blud dint eat much it was mostly just blood bananas. While dark ate all the soup she had to eat cheerios and soy sauce which tasted gross (AN: I TESTED THIS AND IT DOES).
One day before she gave birth dark woke up.
"Where… where am I? Who am I? When am I? Why am I?" he breathed looking at his hands in amazement. He had spent many months asleep and he was now gray and moustachy and still wore glasses and he was taller.
"My husband, D…" samanther said then remembered the bomb.
"What did you call me?" questioned the dude who couldn't remember his name.
Samanther looked at the bowl she had left on the side cos it was gross. "Soy…. Cheerios… Soichiro!"
"Soichiro… that sounds like a policemanly name. I will be a cop!" he said and picked up a police hat. "What is my surname?"
At that moment Might Yagami woofed in. He wasn't dead after all!"
"Yagami! After the dog!"
"How about you wife? What is your name?"
"I am… aRGHHHH" screamed samanther as she started to give birth. GET ME TO THE HOSPTIAL QUICK."
"There are no hospitals in the shinigami world!" dark who was now soichiro asked. "But I will help you know with my policemanly powers!"
FIVE MINUTES LATER (I didn't want to write about the birth cos that would be gross and it would all be screaming and blood)
Soichiro looked at the babies because they were triplets. "What will we them wife?"
SAmanther looked at the happiest baby who had light brown hair. "This baby will be the LIGHT OF THE WORLD one day so I will call him Light." She picked up the other. "And this one should be called dark so they match." She picked up the last. "Also they came out at night so the last one will be called NIGHT." She hugged the babies tight. Something clicked in Soichiro's memory.
"I know your name!" Soichiro roared! "It's Sa… Sa… Sa…" The bomb in his brain started to beep.
"Forget my name!" shouted Samanther who didn't want her husband to explode. "From now on you can call me… Lights mom. Come let us go to the city and buy a house and have ADVENTURES!"
They all went to the time machine room and Soichiro and Lights mom and Light and Dark and Night and Might all went to the past! FOR ADVENTURES!
ITS NOT OVER YET! CHECK OUT THE EPILOG COMING SOON!